Sep 17 2009Genius!: Neck Tie Beer Bottle Opener
The After Office Tie, by Argentinian design firm Sinapsis, appears to be an ordinary neck tie when worn under a suit. But little will your boss know that there's actually a bottle opener at the bottom perfect for opening happiness (read: booze) while on the clock! You know, this reminds me: one day I almost finished a whole case of beer at work. *glug glug glug* Aaaaaaaand I did it! Now, who's down for happy hour? I will drink your ass under the table! Oooh, and while you're down there -- you spy any loose Chex mix? I like the cereal bits.
Concept: Tie with built-in bottle opener [crunchgear]
Thanks to Jason, who opens beer bottles with his eye socket like a normal pirate.
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Reader Comments
1. tn11 - September 17, 2009 5:30 PM
FIRST!!!
2. tn11 - September 17, 2009 5:31 PM
great fun at parties.... ?
3. naas - September 17, 2009 5:33 PM
@1 GHEY!!!
nice necktie, I'll take four
4. Moose Knuckle - September 17, 2009 5:36 PM
Beer!
It's what's for dinner!
And... er ... lunch, and... maybe breakfast?
5. naas - September 17, 2009 5:46 PM
of course any real man uses an eye socket for opening beer, just not his own
6. Jaycob - September 17, 2009 5:54 PM
any beer worth drinking comes with a twist off nowadays
7. Sevrin - September 17, 2009 5:57 PM
Not bad... tho this Aussie company has an entire beer enthusiast clothing range.
http://www.tanked.com.au/
Check them out!
8. Purple Monkey Dishwasher - September 17, 2009 6:00 PM
It needs to be more discreet. I wouldn't want to explain to everyone that asks what the metal tab is at the end of my tie.
9. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - September 17, 2009 6:32 PM
@6...are you a retarded redneck!?!?! Only domestic beers come with twist tops. All of them are crap beers. Mexican beer..better and comes with H1N1!
10. ciao - September 17, 2009 6:59 PM
ah nice, that's the hottest thing since the can opener ring (thinkgeek.com)
a tie should always serve their master
11. Goblin - September 17, 2009 7:01 PM
who drinks bottles anyways?..it's all about the tall cans...there be more beer in those there cans.
12. Mr. cow - September 18, 2009 7:07 AM
Moo
13. Jaded Icon - September 18, 2009 7:07 AM
Best invention since the bottle opener belt. And the more I find out about Argentina the more I like.
14. omega57 - September 18, 2009 9:34 AM
I guess it would be kinda useful for all those fancy-ass f*&ktards, but the thing is they drink crap that dose't have twist-tops because it is'n good enough to have a twist top.
I'll tell you what, us regular people could kick the giant ass of them!!!!!!!
once again, Suck It ( insert swear word Here or some bitch'n crap!!!!!)
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