Aug 7 2009Yes, Please!: ChefStack Pancake Machine Cranks Out 200 Pancakes Every Hour

The ChefStack Pancake Machine is my dream come true and can produce up to 200 golden brown patties from heaven every hour IN THREE DIFFERENT SIZES. WEEEEEEOH WEEEEEOH WEEEEEOH! Sorry, that was an ambulance passing. Where were we? Oh yes, I LOVE PANCAKES. One time I even had some with blueberries in them. They were good -- BUT NOT AS GOOD AS THE ONES WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND SPRINKLES! You just throw a bag of batter (pancake only, please) in the machine and you'll be neck deep in circular syrup receptacles before you can say, "Remember when Vito turned out to be gay and made out with Johnny Cakes towards the end of The Sopranos? I thought that was romantic." Aaaaaand now I want some johnnycakes.
Thanks to twellve and Mih0, who prefer their pancakes made the old fashioned way: with real cocaine.

Reader Comments
1. forgetthespeech - August 7, 2009 12:06 PM
first
2. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway teh Geek Pages Watchdog - August 7, 2009 12:07 PM
@1
Fück you
3. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:08 PM
gordon fingers his own butt and smells it
4. GFS LOVES TWILIGHT he told me so - August 7, 2009 12:09 PM
@2 what are you mad that you didn't get first?
5. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:09 PM
fix your name teh means nothing in english you also sniff fat girl farts
6. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:11 PM
#5 is @ GFS. i heard that GFS likes eating his own semen. not cuz hes gay but because he loves the taste of semen.
7. alioth - August 7, 2009 12:12 PM
I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole pile of flapjacks.
8. Ubergay(nohomo - August 7, 2009 12:12 PM
If I had a pancake for every time I got laid, I certainly wouldn't need this machine. But Gordon, you seriously suck bro, give it up.
9. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:14 PM
gordon thinks hes such a geek, like king geek of all the geeks in this chat, but little does he know that i know hes actually cool and bro-like in real life.... what a loser!
10. naas - August 7, 2009 12:14 PM
...an all time low on such a momentous day, maybe GW can sweep up all the dirt with his delete key magic
11. Lost - August 7, 2009 12:16 PM
@6 you seriously need to chill dude. Have some pancakes and just chill.
@GW chocolate chip pancakes are the best.
12. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:17 PM
@ 10, your posts suck man, they suck to look at an suck to read. maybe you should sit the next couple of posts out... or go masturbate to clear your mind and come back
13. jaja - August 7, 2009 12:17 PM
@ therealRoboticDeathArmy Go away you goochbag. No-one wants to listen to your whining.
PS: MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM ! pancakes :)
14. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway teh Geek Pages Watchdog - August 7, 2009 12:18 PM
So it's gang up on Shum day. Well....I guess I have to give up on posting on this website. You won. I'm leaving.
15. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:19 PM
GUYS I LIKE HAVING FUN! im having fun are you? or am i ruining everything? i fin it funny that i can sit here at my comp and get you nerds all riled up. do you think its funny GFS?
16. Ryan - August 7, 2009 12:23 PM
OH YEAH!!!! This is a total buy!!
17. pants - August 7, 2009 12:24 PM
a> BALEETED!
a> DELTEATED!
a> Del Taco?
18. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:26 PM
ryan try to avoid talking about the actual post from GW, it makes you sound like a nerd
19. naas - August 7, 2009 12:28 PM
@14 he doesn't exist I don't even read what's there so I have no idea what's been said - just like the firstarded, they're just not there
20. naas - August 7, 2009 12:31 PM
...by the way cocaine pancakes sound great. They'd probably taste disgusting & synthetic but hey.....cocaine
21. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:31 PM
@ 19, that doesnt make any sense, im right here and this post is very readable, if you are having trouble reading perhaps you should A) get yo brain edumakated or B) see a doctor and have him stick a finger in your butt. :) best wishes trRDA
22. naas - August 7, 2009 12:32 PM
I'd make 200 pancakes an hour if they had cocaine in them, I wouldn't even be trying to but hey...... cocaine
23. Calabasa209 - August 7, 2009 12:32 PM
@ everyone
half the humor on this site comes from the comments, just ignore RDA's comments (which aren't funny, relevant, or even clever) and stop feeding the troll. please, as a n00b/lurker, keep commenting, work sucks.
@RDA
your "jokes" are all poop/butt/sex related and unfunny kid. please return when you have hair on your balls and something entertaining to add.
24. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:34 PM
whats everyones favorite tv show, mine is burn notice, that girl is hot, she makes my wien so big
25. thereallyrealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:34 PM
Cocaine pancakes for everyone!
26. Ubergay(nohomo - August 7, 2009 12:35 PM
@22 WTF is that bullshit? You must have a disability of the mind.
@RDA love you ;)
27. thereallyrealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:37 PM
@26
Well I want to poop on your small shaft. Then stick a finger in my butt. Then I'll get on my knees and suck shum's fat cock because he's my god.
28. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:38 PM
@22 your s**t is so weak. here my impression of you "oh look at me, cocaine pancakes would be cool lolz" you sound so lame bro i hope i never have to hang out with you, my boner would be limp for sure
@ 25 you wish you were me, but your just another faker, i will still suck both your balls and your penis at the same time tho
29. Ollie Williams - August 7, 2009 12:39 PM
Shit. Now I want pancakes and Del Taco. I hate you all.
30. naas - August 7, 2009 12:41 PM
Strangely I want cocaine
31. pants - August 7, 2009 12:42 PM
pancake taco
32. Calabasa209 - August 7, 2009 12:42 PM
disagree- you cant beat adding some sweet stinky weed to the pancakes
33. Rootbeerhead - August 7, 2009 12:43 PM
this entire website is dedicated to my dreams coming true. god i love pancakes.
and the odd explosion, from time to time.
34. thereallyrealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:43 PM
@28
I hate you so bad I make poop noodle nose face. You wish you were me. Nerd.
35. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:51 PM
@ 34 i want to lick your calf muscles while i rub baby oil on my brown-eye. i would also like to extend to you an invitation, you are cordially invited to my so-cool-bachelor-pad.com for beerz and COD4. if you wish join me simply just post a pic of your hardKORE boner with a note written on it in sharpie that says trRDA's property.
fun fact about trRDA: my left ball is covered in burnt skin and its gross
36. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:53 PM
geekologie: putting in the man hours to study the science of what you need
last week we put liquid paper on a bee.... it died
37. Timbo - August 7, 2009 12:55 PM
Just imagine a pancake bacon wrap.... ehh?? EHH????? awesome huh?!?!?
actually that really does sound good I might do that tonight....
38. thereallyrealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:56 PM
@35
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39. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:56 PM
im the best person there is hands down. i would definitely win in a fight vs any of you. my muscles are unprecedented
40. thereallyrealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 12:58 PM
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41. thereallyrealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 1:00 PM
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42. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 1:02 PM
guys im taking a weed break, its tough work being the most hated person on geekologie, gota re-up my brains douche-juice so i can hit you guys with freshest of fresh comments for realz
43. ʎɐʍɯnɥs buıʞɔnɟ uopɹob - August 7, 2009 1:02 PM
Cocaine pancakes. SRV had them for breakfast every day.
44. TherealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 1:03 PM
guys im taking a weed break, its tough work being the most hated person on geekologie, gota re-up my brains douche-juice so i can hit you guys with freshest of fresh comments for realz
45. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 7, 2009 1:05 PM
oh and @ 43, you cant trick me i know thats you gordon. i just farted a bad beer fart and i wish you could smell it :D your beautiful baby, show me your dick please
be back soon guys dont worry
46. Milkman - August 7, 2009 1:08 PM
I'd get so fat if I owned one of these
47. todders - August 7, 2009 1:17 PM
this machine would have saved this guy:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/172
48. ʎɐʍɯnɥs buıʞɔnɟ uopɹob - August 7, 2009 1:18 PM
@45
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/08/seriously_i_would_eat_this_bra.php#comment-132749
49. naas - August 7, 2009 1:18 PM
I'd have a cocaine habit if I did.
It looks a little like the head of something I'd expect to see at ihop, rolling around from table to table spitting pancakes out from it's left ear
50. ʎɐʍɯnɥs buıʞɔnɟ uopɹob - August 7, 2009 1:22 PM
@49
Yes you would. But you would also look this cool.
http://thehelplessdancer.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/stevie-ray-vaughan-1.jpg
51. fetus_mcnuggets - August 7, 2009 2:14 PM
@ backwards GFS
it makes sense now
everyone picks on YOU and you take it our on ME !!
http://members.tripod.com/lou_rich/
i hope this helps :)
52. Dishy Dishyington - August 7, 2009 2:30 PM
How do you do that ?ʎɐʍɯnɥs buıʞɔnɟ uopɹob? Posting from Australia?
53. jaja - August 7, 2009 2:51 PM
Please IP Ban the newfag.
54. ʎɐʍɯnɥs buıʞɔnɟ uopɹob - August 7, 2009 2:51 PM
@52
http://tinyurl.com/bjekj9
55. Pat - August 7, 2009 2:55 PM
No price. Guess I can't afford one... :(
56. ʎɐʍɯnɥs buıʞɔnɟ uopɹob - August 7, 2009 3:19 PM
@55
$3500
http://www.chefstack.com/news.html
57. The Chef - August 7, 2009 3:53 PM
Does it come with a pillow so I can rest my head on something as I lay underneath it mouth agape?
58. robertloblaugh - August 7, 2009 4:03 PM
@54 Oh yeah, I forgot about that! More sarcasm on the internet. yay.
59. Joker - August 7, 2009 7:29 PM
Wow really this guy is great, never even talks about what the whole thing is about. At that is that we just found a new way to make mud pies, sweet!!!!
60. Hazoo - August 10, 2009 3:06 AM
I would put this on or near my genitals.
61. GeekoFan - August 11, 2009 4:30 AM
Must See!!
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