Aug 10 2009Man Blames Cat For Downloading Illegal Porn
A Florida man blamed his cat after officials busted the failure at life for downloading over a thousand images of kitty kiddy porn.
Griffin told police he had been downloading music, and that his cat jumped on the keyboard when he left the room. He said "strange things" appeared on the computer when he returned.
He is being held in Martin county jail on $250,000 bond. No word on any charges against the cat.
In related news, all poorly written Geekologie posts were actually my dog. WOOF!
Florida man blames cat for illegal downloads [guardian]
Thanks to twellve, Richard and Chuck Nunchuck, who only blame their pets for missing homework and farting.
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Reader Comments
1. steveD - August 10, 2009 10:08 AM
I wish my cat would download pr0n for me!
2. Coffee Adict - August 10, 2009 10:09 AM
First! =)
3. steveD - August 10, 2009 10:16 AM
I didnt even realize I was FIRST! until I looked at my post! I got it without even trying {=
4. Goss Jerk - August 10, 2009 10:17 AM
@ 2 .... NOT
my kid blames the dog for downloading porn... i taught the dog to use privaciy navigation so he wouldnt get in trouble.....
5. Ed! - August 10, 2009 10:27 AM
damn, my cat sucks :| can't even use the phone or get me a beer...
6. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 10, 2009 10:33 AM
one time i was downloading porn and my cat jumped on my lap, needless to say it tickled my balls and i came everywhere.... what a silly cat.
@5 you sound hot, how gay are you?
7. bendizle - August 10, 2009 10:41 AM
so im assuming the cat is a pedocat???????
8. Cark the Brave - August 10, 2009 10:42 AM
Wait... so the cat is a robot?
9. Cark the Brave - August 10, 2009 10:44 AM
ps. The cat in the picture has its face half burned off Terminator style, thus solidifying my theory that all cats are robots.
10. Turd Ferguson - August 10, 2009 10:49 AM
i hate cats but love pu5sy
11. Snoweh Fluffie Bottom - August 10, 2009 10:51 AM
Fail :D
12. Ste - August 10, 2009 10:53 AM
He should try paying the $250,000 bond with a song and a dance. Definately get away with an insanity plea then.
13. Brad - August 10, 2009 11:00 AM
His cat is a freaking pervert!!! It needs to be placed on the National Sex Offender Registry.
14. Pat - August 10, 2009 11:05 AM
This is like that poor cat that was blamed for stealing clothes! That's discrimination!
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/offbeat/2009/04/08/bishop.id.cat.burglar.kxly.html
15. naas - August 10, 2009 11:18 AM
I wish my cat would download porn for me, it would save hours of tireless labor & allow me more time to COMMENT ON GEEKOLOGIE.
16. LSDiesel - August 10, 2009 11:43 AM
I am in need of some good kiddy porn. Anyone know any good sites?
17. Chuck Nunchuck - August 10, 2009 11:57 AM
you have got to be kittying me.
18. Timbo - August 10, 2009 11:57 AM
Hey, it could happen....
19. Timbo - August 10, 2009 11:59 AM
Hey, it could happen....
20. naas - August 10, 2009 12:19 PM
@16 http://blameitonthemedia.blogspot.com/
21. Kebert Xela - August 10, 2009 12:30 PM
damn all my cat does is wake me up with her sphincter right in my face.... prob better than downloading 1000s of child porn pics to my computer tho. i do keep finding pee videos from nowhere, hm.....
22. nadalo日本にいます。MUSIC IS MY BITCH - August 10, 2009 12:38 PM
But officer there is nothing strange for a cat to be looking for a Pu55i on the net at all....
23. Ed! - August 10, 2009 1:07 PM
@6: 120%
24. Ed! - August 10, 2009 1:09 PM
@7 lmao... never thought of that one... pedocat ftw... bye pedobear...
25. smell my taint - August 10, 2009 3:20 PM
So you should blame your cat. All this time I have been blaming the kids.
26. GLiTCH - August 10, 2009 5:59 PM
I swear these comments are almost better than the articles.
You guys are f*ckin nuts. :)
27. Jiakasuma - August 11, 2009 1:24 AM
LOL and this post is older than time itself
28. Ginormagantuan - August 11, 2009 2:19 AM
BEST EXCUSE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!11
29. GeekoFan - August 11, 2009 4:07 AM
Must See!!
http://75684.onodot.com/
30. waiting for leeann tweeden on holodeck - August 11, 2009 8:38 AM
So they found pussy on his computer???
31. Deutsh_Lad - August 11, 2009 11:02 AM
@1 Pedo!
32. Do(u)ggy - September 24, 2009 11:56 AM
my cat and I do porn together. much better than a downloading cat :-P