Aug 11 2009Eh: World's Largest BLT Is Fairly Large
The record for the world's largest BLT (bacon, lettuce and tomato) sandwich was broken over the weekend with a massive baconator that would made even Wilbur proud. But NOT that stupid talking spider. I'm looking at you, Charlotte. WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DIE ON ME?!?
At the fifth annual Tomato Fest in St. Louis, Tom Coghill and 90 volunteers put together a BLT that stretched 179 feet, two inches, breaking the world record for the biggest bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich. They used 500 pounds of bacon, 1,280 pounds of tomatoes, and 100 heads of lettuce.
Eh, I dunno. It looks like they could have made it twice as long if they didn't make it so wide (like me -- lunch ladies?). Also, who cares about making the longest sandwich, I want the record for the tallest one. Because one time I made a peanut butter, banana, honey, graham cracker, marshmallow fluff and chocolate syrup sandwich that reached TO THE MOON. Yeah, unicorns and rainbows helped me eat it and then I found a leprechaun's gold and blew it all on hookers. True story. Except for the hookers, BECAUSE I DON'T PAY FOR SEX. Anymore. Starting after tonight.
Making the World's Longest BLT at Iron Barley, 8.9.09 [riverfronttimes] (with a ton more pictures and information about the build)
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World Record Bacon Sandwich [neatorama]
Thanks to Eric, who wants to build the world's sexiest sandwich. Piece of cake, Eric: slap yourself between these buns and we'll call it a record. Invite a friend and we can make a club!
Reader Comments
1. naasⁿ - August 11, 2009 2:27 PM
ZOMG NOM NOM NNOM I would KILLLLLL that thing delicious
2. catch22 - August 11, 2009 2:28 PM
ummm...yum?
3. Iris - August 11, 2009 2:32 PM
mmm looks yummy
4. Ickorus - August 11, 2009 2:35 PM
Thats just lazy, they couldn't just round it off at 180 feet?
5. orb205 - August 11, 2009 2:35 PM
Deliciousness aside, it's kind of boring when it's just a bunch of tiny sandwiches put together into "one giant" sandwich. I want to see them actually make a scale sized giant BLT, then I will be impressed. Same goes with most all other forms of "giant" food. Still a great thing for a festival though.
6. BathCaptain - August 11, 2009 2:36 PM
Oh yeah? How about FLYING DOGS!
http://themostawesomepageintheuniverse.com/2009/08/awesome-flying-dogs-gallery/
7. GINOMAGANTUAN - August 11, 2009 2:41 PM
niiiiiiiice i wanna pork that....... almost al long as my piece of bacon
8. Hannukah Montana - August 11, 2009 2:41 PM
Another achievement for the world's 'heaviest' country.
9. STOMPY - August 11, 2009 2:44 PM
Please, nobody show this to those starving ethiopians... they'll die of sadness, and hunger...
10. Dogless - August 11, 2009 2:44 PM
I can't believe you just ruined 'Charlotte's Web' for me.
11. GINOMAGANTUAN - August 11, 2009 2:46 PM
i know right........ "hey guys unemployment is at it's highest, people all over the world are hungry, and there is a bunch of bums down the street starving like hel1, let's make a big a$$ sandwich!"
12. Coffe Adict - August 11, 2009 2:48 PM
Yumy!
13. Daisy - August 11, 2009 2:48 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAck Down where Max was talking about a mutton lettuce and tomato sandwich and baja was talking about love.
14. Hannukah Montana - August 11, 2009 2:49 PM
Although it got me thinking... were there more eaters than volunteers or the other way around? I guess the volunteers count as eaters as well, right? But I'd be ashamed if I was just an eater in the event. There isn't really that much glory in being just a participant in eating.
15. THATGUY - August 11, 2009 2:57 PM
hey GW, you've got a typo in the part thanking Eric. you put "thge" instead of "the"
16. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 11, 2009 3:01 PM
"500 pounds of bacon" a.k.a. my exgirlfriend. I miss her!
17. theRealRoboticDeathArmy - August 11, 2009 3:18 PM
@16 and your dog's balls
18. Honesty - August 11, 2009 3:20 PM
@17 OH SHNAP you said dog balls on the internet!
you're the man!
19. Pat - August 11, 2009 3:21 PM
That _is_ a tasty sandwich!
20. theRealRoboticDeathArmy - August 11, 2009 3:31 PM
@19 not as tasty as Gordon's a "Fücking" chumpway's boyfriend.
21. Calabasa209 - August 11, 2009 3:35 PM
@4
no the guiness book of world records doesnt round
22. theRealRoboticDeathArmy - August 11, 2009 3:37 PM
@4 yeah you dümbass the guiness book of world records doesn't round
23. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 11, 2009 3:42 PM
@ 22. your'are not me but i appreciate the effort. next time call him a nerd and tell him to lick dog ballz. or perhaps to sniff you're taint while your pooping. YA DIG?
24. theRealRoboticDeathArmy - August 11, 2009 3:43 PM
@15 typical nerd "hey let's tell GW(who is a dimwit for hanging out with all the nerds on here) that he spelled the word "the" wrong.
@7 people who say idiotic things like that are really trying to compensate things that are nonexistant like your penis.
@everyone eat my sausage
25. theRealRoboticDeathArmy Clone1 - August 11, 2009 3:45 PM
@23 trying to spread the cheer
26. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 11, 2009 3:45 PM
@22 again, it seems i missed your're post #17 in which you said GFS has a dog with 500lb bacon ballz, good call GFS nuts on toll house crackerz and eat them so he deserved that. good work
27. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - August 11, 2009 3:48 PM
God it feels good to troll a troll. Sucker.
28. Ollie Williams - August 11, 2009 3:48 PM
@20
You called?
29. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 11, 2009 3:49 PM
@15, 24, tRRDA, makes a very important point and i, trRDA, agree. you suck cat poop while fingering your urethra for pointing out GW's mistakes. your the worst person i have ever seen in this comment section and i hope someday your're mom finally gets an abortion... 30 trimesters isn't to late....
30. STOMPY - August 11, 2009 3:51 PM
thats no sandwhich.... its a space station...
31. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 11, 2009 3:52 PM
@27 the only trolling you've ever done is when your are're fishing, BOOM ROASTED
anyone know how to get past the three little pigs in mario world for game boy?
32. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 11, 2009 3:54 PM
@30. that was the dumbest thing i've ever read. you sound like stupid facked a retard, got pregnant, then smoked during the pregnancy. i hope someday you find your self sucking a nice meaty pair or dog ballz while your best friend fingers your butt.
33. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 11, 2009 3:56 PM
works is over, bye guys. i like you all
oh and suck on dog ballz like they cure cancer and there's a tumor in your throat, nerds
34. STOMPY - August 11, 2009 3:57 PM
only good thing about tRDA is that he is such a loser he makes my life look a whole lot better...
35. Jim Jones - August 11, 2009 3:58 PM
What is the point to this? Aside from rubbing it in the face of starving nations across the world?
36. Douche McAllister - August 11, 2009 3:59 PM
@31
Did you know your mom makes chipmonk sounds when she's getting blasted in the ass? It's kind of cute. What's really awesome is she let me use one of your guns to play "dirty cowgirl". That's probably why the tip of your Winchester Model 1894 smells a little funny. It was up both of our butts at one point. Afterwards, we lit your weekly allowance on fire just to watch it burn. No weed or ammo for you for a week mister! Then, I raped your dad against the tool shed. You know the one. That one we have special fun time in? Yup. That one.
37. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 11, 2009 4:36 PM
@34 nice burn.... nerd
@36 sounds awesome man. i bet you had a great time. im glad :D
@everyone. suck me so hard my entire boner gets a hickey... k thanx nerds, also dog ballz and such
38. therealRoboticDeathArmy - August 11, 2009 5:02 PM
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39. Calabasa209 - August 11, 2009 5:28 PM
@35
thats exactly why they did it.
BE NOT ASHAMED OF YOUR VAST WEALTH OF BACON AMERICA
40. Turtle - August 12, 2009 2:28 AM
Eh. I see it's a big ass sandwich containing bacon, so you had to give it props (and I can respect that), however, I know deep down you know this is just a bunch of small sandwiches lined up side to side. You are too good for this, but I still love you.
41. linahnyi - August 12, 2009 3:15 AM
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42. Jaded Icon - August 12, 2009 8:13 AM
I am damn proud of this sandwich! And all you who are whining about poor African nations who are starving. Why don't you sell you computer and send them the money?
43. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - August 12, 2009 9:27 AM
Not impressed. It is several sandwiches lined up. Not a single loaf of bread.
44. ch4p3l - August 12, 2009 9:34 AM
@38 - ...of STEEL!!!!
45. Douche McAllister - August 12, 2009 11:11 AM
@42
Because the company I work for owns it and I would lose my job. Got any more smart assed ideas?
46. Sabrina - August 13, 2009 6:09 PM
All of that food is going in the garbage...there are people in the world dying of hunger...