Aug 14 2009A Long Time Ago In A Restaurant Far, Far Away: Lightsaber Chopsticks

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Why it's taken so long to produce some good looking lightsaber chopsticks is beyond me. I mean, they just make sense. Like wind energy and peeing in the sink, but with a culinary flair. Available in three colors, the $10 sticks are the perfect utensils for devouring tauntaun and Ewok dishes. But don't go trying to eat that shit Yoda fixes on Dagobah! The runs like you're about to be trampled by an AT-AT.

Hit the jump for one more shot of the sabers in hand.

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コトブキヤ ライトセーバー チョップスティック [japanstarwars]

Thanks to naas has too many duplicates and sham, who eat the old fashioned way, through osmosis.

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The only way to make General Tso more delicious.

Also...FIRST!

I once watched naas eat a whole box of fruity pebbles by just sticking his hand in the box.

SECOND!

Wouldn't your food get destroyed by the lightsabers plasma?

id use em

I meant THIRD!

Why are the green ones shorter than the other models? Also, where's Mace Windu's purple lightsaber? If he could demand one from George Lucas, surely he can get his way with this company.

I prefer lightsaber forks...

the green ones or smaller cuz yoda's was smaller

What's wrong with peeing in the sink OR using fresh toilet water to rinse clothes?

@2 I once watched GFS eat an entire scandinavian chicken feet first, feathers & all. The thing was pecking and squawking even after it was digested

@3, Fail

Also, Luke looks he just saw C-3P0 gang-raped by Jawas.

Moo

I WANT! It would go perfect with blue milk.

@10 - Fail?? You clearly underestimate how many star wars geeks there are in this world.

@9

Poor feller. I shouldn't have did that. He was just a boy.

No purple?!?!?

Why you gots to be keepin' tha bruthu down?!?!?!

@14 it was that or an acoustic guitar, and I remember the guitar being pretty small

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen! it might just motivate me to figure out how to use chopsticks now.

Hell, I've never even see any of the Star Wars movies and I want these.

They should make 'em with sound effects

You know what they say about the size of a man's chopstick.

Post links to products so we can buy them! (like the wooden-colored post-its from a couple days ago)

and when I mean "post links" I mean "in english cuz Japanese is not a real language"

No more star wars!

Lightsaber kabob skewers would be way more awesome.

OMFG I WANT WANT WANT

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max lost his job, but got a free lunch.

@19 they would be way cooler if they had soud effects AND lit up.

I want these. Where could I get a pair?

"Like ... peeing in the sink, but with a culinary flair."

I've been a reader for a long time, but never got around to commenting. Thank line, however, deserves special kudos.

Omg I'm totally getting these P3W P3W

I would use one green one and one red one. This way it would look like an epic saber fight while I'm eating.

Me thinks I have discovered way to be more geeky.

As much as I might want them now, if you follow the links to the Amazon page, it says they aren't going to be available til Nov 25 2009

Is Evony the worlds #1 Best Web Game ? or is World of warcraft ?

i want a pair of these D:

I have to agree with the comment

That's cool, should scare the color off your sushi...

Love these things!

These chopsticks are also featured in a video here:

http://www.thecynch.com/video-weekly-geekout-7-cool-tech-finds-042410/

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