Jul 14 2009Good Lookin': Punkified Nintendo Heroines
This is a drawing by Agent Melon of Princess Peach, Princess Zelda and Samus Aran hanging out all sexy and punkified. Now why Peach has a Bowser tattoo on her stomach is beyond me, but that wouldn't stop me from talking to it when we're getting intimate. I SAID "RAWR!", BOWSER, ANSWER ME!
Nintendo Punk [agentmelon]
Thanks to Paul, who may or may not troll Hot Topik to meet girls.
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Reader Comments
1. LSDiesel - July 14, 2009 12:00 PM
I'm going to make peach ride my mushroom kingdom while Samus fondles my metroids all the while being fed lon-lon milk from Zelda's breasts.
2. gubi - July 14, 2009 12:00 PM
w000t.. thats nice. FIRST!
3. First - July 14, 2009 12:00 PM
First
4. STOMPY - July 14, 2009 12:07 PM
@LSDiesel
Make a picture of it and submit to GW!!!
5. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 14, 2009 12:08 PM
They look more like Flock of Seagulls than GG Allin. This post has failed. It will start doing coke then slice its wrists in 3..2..1...
6. GizmoDuck - July 14, 2009 12:12 PM
Samus looks like a Planeteer. (Captain Planet rules)
Time to become the night
7. ch4p3l - July 14, 2009 12:13 PM
Looks like Samus is trapped in the 80's...
8. naas - July 14, 2009 12:13 PM
@LSD poetic
That drawing is the gheying of he-man & you should know why
9. LSDiesel - July 14, 2009 12:13 PM
@2 & 3, You're both grounded.
@4, My mom won't dress up as Samus :(
10. pez dispenser - July 14, 2009 12:14 PM
zelda just looks...... weird
11. naas - July 14, 2009 12:15 PM
@LSD 2 & 3 are mindless losers, not worth grounding.
I missed you too
12. Ollie Williams - July 14, 2009 12:17 PM
Yeah. Princess Peach looks high as fu*k.
13. Watch-303 - July 14, 2009 12:23 PM
this is awesome!!!
14. DeeplyTroubled - July 14, 2009 12:28 PM
I understand none of this.
15. amanda - July 14, 2009 12:31 PM
why does princess peach have "theres something about mary" hair?
theyre not so much punk as they are 80s club rats
try harder next time...
16. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 14, 2009 12:34 PM
I like this. Both in conept and execution.
PS- the Bowser tat makes sense to me...
17. tobyraider - July 14, 2009 12:43 PM
She's holding a smoke, so you know it will be banned from distribution. I for one look at that picture and immediately think I need a drag from a pack or Red's....
18. tobyraider - July 14, 2009 12:44 PM
or=of
19. Freddy K - July 14, 2009 12:50 PM
If they didn't say who they were, I would have no idea. Any resemblance to the actual characters are by the color of the outfits only. Kinda weak, but I think its a great idea. I think next time they should do a goth version of princesses. that would be awesome.
also.... twat
20. meh - July 14, 2009 12:53 PM
Epic fail...they could at least try to draw better.
21. titsonsnack - July 14, 2009 12:57 PM
Good idea, poor drawing.
22. Bubbles - July 14, 2009 1:38 PM
Princess Zelda looks suspiciously like Farrah Fawcett
23. Pat - July 14, 2009 3:41 PM
Peach and Samus look cool; dunno about Zelda. She doesn't really retain ANY of her original character. Still, nice piece.
24. Jaded Icon - July 15, 2009 6:51 AM
Its original and I approve. Also....
@ 1
This needs to be the pic's caption. Well done sir, well done.
25. Ciao - July 15, 2009 7:35 AM
obviously the artist tried to hard to punk 'em up. At first glance you have no bloody idea who they are other than creepy 70's club rats.
well, the only thing i dig about this pic is that bowser tattoo..
26. ric - July 16, 2009 6:43 AM
she has a bowser tatoo cause shes not supposed too. fukin dumbass
27. Robert - March 5, 2010 2:11 AM
DO NOT WANT!!!
No but seriously you just took three beautiful characters and tured them hideous. Good Job!
28. Slade - May 15, 2010 10:37 AM
omg samus is a girl???