Jul 23 2009By Popular Demand: Novelty Eagle Heads

Due to to the excessive interest in the novelty eagle heads available in Ghetto Baskets, Geekologie loyalist Pew³ managed to track down some relatively inexpensive ($5.68) ones for all your bird head needs. Per the review I just wrote and submitted:
By far one of the best novelty eagle heads I've owned. The beak is yellowish, I swear the eyes follow me around the room and it's plumage cascades down the rocks like a waterfall. 4.33 (repeating of course) out of 5 CAWS. CAW CAW CAW CAW C!
Wow, I should really write product descriptions. Also, romance novels. So a dinosaur walks into a bar....
Thanks to Pew³, who knows a quality resin eagle head when he sees one.
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Reader Comments
1. Chundermutton - July 23, 2009 5:12 PM
repeating of course FTW!
2. Chundermutton - July 23, 2009 5:12 PM
First? First!
3. Pew³ - July 23, 2009 5:16 PM
YES YES YES
I'm famous on the internet!!!!!
4. Justin Jonathon - July 23, 2009 5:17 PM
4th!!!!
5. Calabasa209 - July 23, 2009 5:24 PM
excellent, the only thing better than a novelty eagle head - TWO novelty eagle heads
6. Moose [email protected] con - July 23, 2009 5:27 PM
Pew3, you geekologie slut, I will try to find you a novelty head of Edward from Twilight cause you are king twihard
7. Pew³ - July 23, 2009 5:27 PM
I've been looking for a t-shirt with eagle heads (preferably three) and the moon.
Or how about an eagle head, keyboard cat, and a wolf with the moon.
Not easy to find. I may have to make one for myself.
8. Calabasa209 - July 23, 2009 5:32 PM
@7 if you make me one, ill name my first-born after you. maybe little baby Pew Pew Pew, or Pew Cubed??
9. Allegro - July 23, 2009 5:32 PM
TASER TASER TASER
10. Ollie Williams - July 23, 2009 5:38 PM
Best. Post. Ever.
11. Mike Hawk - July 23, 2009 5:40 PM
My son bought me one of these at a school book fair. Sweeter in real life, trust me.
12. Gabe to the power of PEW! - July 23, 2009 5:41 PM
Well well well...
Seems someone is the new "Teachers Pet", the new "Cat's Meow", the new "Resin Eagle Head".
What can I say?
I mean you impressed me with a very American Chinese made $5.38 resin eagle head... but lets see who can help GW get a three way with a triceratops and a T-rex!!
Menage-A- RAWR!
13. Gabe to the power of PEW! - July 23, 2009 5:43 PM
Correction- I mean $5.68 because how could they sell those quality masterpieces for anything below that.
14. ZenoZTankof - July 23, 2009 6:00 PM
Obviously this has become a very "highbrow" community in my leave. So I have been toying around with the idea of getting either:
A. Multiple Wolves howling at moon Shirt
B. Sleeveless Eagle half shirt with dream catcher
or C. Keyboard cat shirt with cutoff jeans show casing the Stallion tattoo on my inner thigh.
I need Input please help!!!!
15. Moose Knuckle in line for Avatar panel - July 23, 2009 6:05 PM
I need access to a novelty eagle head trebuchet to fend off all the freakin' twihards, they're ruining my comic con experience with their sparkling.
16. Daisy - July 23, 2009 6:06 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver Back Down where Max was asked his occupation. He said I race cars, plat tennis, and fondle Women...BUT! I'm my own boss and I have weekends off.
17. ZenoZTankof - July 23, 2009 6:10 PM
Oh, if a description of myself helps, think John Candy physique/bonestructure with Brad Pitt's sense of humor/personality.
Ah Crap that sound horrible, never mind.
18. Dishy Dishyington - July 23, 2009 6:12 PM
I was just listening to Revolution 9 backwards, and instead "Paul is dead" I distinctly heard "eagle head".
19. Varrand - July 23, 2009 6:37 PM
Thes are the eagle for what? Maybe I order ones and have gived up my ass.
20. sup - July 23, 2009 6:56 PM
thank you! thank you! thank you!
pew3
21. samwich - July 23, 2009 6:57 PM
here's whats been said so far.
1. Chundermutton - July 23, 2009 5:12 PM
repeating of course FTW!
2. Chundermutton - July 23, 2009 5:12 PM
First? First!
3. Pew³ - July 23, 2009 5:16 PM
YES YES YES
I'm famous on the internet!!!!!
4. Justin Jonathon - July 23, 2009 5:17 PM
4th!!!!
5. Calabasa209 - July 23, 2009 5:24 PM
excellent, the only thing better than a novelty eagle head - TWO novelty eagle heads
6. Moose [email protected] con - July 23, 2009 5:27 PM
Pew3, you geekologie slut, I will try to find you a novelty head of Edward from Twilight cause you are king twihard
7. Pew³ - July 23, 2009 5:27 PM
I've been looking for a t-shirt with eagle heads (preferably three) and the moon.
Or how about an eagle head, keyboard cat, and a wolf with the moon.
Not easy to find. I may have to make one for myself.
8. Calabasa209 - July 23, 2009 5:32 PM
@7 if you make me one, ill name my first-born after you. maybe little baby Pew Pew Pew, or Pew Cubed??
9. Allegro - July 23, 2009 5:32 PM
TASER TASER TASER
10. Ollie Williams - July 23, 2009 5:38 PM
Best. Post. Ever.
11. Mike Hawk - July 23, 2009 5:40 PM
My son bought me one of these at a school book fair. Sweeter in real life, trust me.
12. Gabe to the power of PEW! - July 23, 2009 5:41 PM
Well well well...
Seems someone is the new "Teachers Pet", the new "Cat's Meow", the new "Resin Eagle Head".
What can I say?
I mean you impressed me with a very American Chinese made $5.38 resin eagle head... but lets see who can help GW get a three way with a triceratops and a T-rex!!
Menage-A- RAWR!
13. Gabe to the power of PEW! - July 23, 2009 5:43 PM
Correction- I mean $5.68 because how could they sell those quality masterpieces for anything below that.
14. ZenoZTankof - July 23, 2009 6:00 PM
Obviously this has become a very "highbrow" community in my leave. So I have been toying around with the idea of getting either:
A. Multiple Wolves howling at moon Shirt
B. Sleeveless Eagle half shirt with dream catcher
or C. Keyboard cat shirt with cutoff jeans show casing the Stallion tattoo on my inner thigh.
I need Input please help!!!!
15. Moose Knuckle in line for Avatar panel - July 23, 2009 6:05 PM
I need access to a novelty eagle head trebuchet to fend off all the freakin' twihards, they're ruining my comic con experience with their sparkling.
16. Daisy - July 23, 2009 6:06 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver Back Down where Max was asked his occupation. He said I race cars, plat tennis, and fondle Women...BUT! I'm my own boss and I have weekends off.
17. ZenoZTankof - July 23, 2009 6:10 PM
Oh, if a description of myself helps, think John Candy physique/bonestructure with Brad Pitt's sense of humor/personality.
Ah Crap that sound horrible, never mind.
18. Dishy Dishyington - July 23, 2009 6:12 PM
I was just listening to Revolution 9 backwards, and instead "Paul is dead" I distinctly heard "eagle head".
19. Varrand - July 23, 2009 6:37 PM
Thes are the eagle for what? Maybe I order ones and have gived up my ass.
22. samwich - July 23, 2009 6:57 PM
20. sup - July 23, 2009 6:56 PM
thank you! thank you! thank you!
pew3
23. vandelay industries - July 23, 2009 7:10 PM
We've got something you'll love even more. Coming soon, look for novelty squirrel heads at your finer retailers.
24. Dishy Dishyington - July 23, 2009 8:05 PM
CAW³
25. TheOneOnTheLeft - July 23, 2009 8:49 PM
I feel so special that I started something :D
Thank you PEW^3 if I had any money I would buy one of these
26. scurl - July 23, 2009 10:19 PM
this reminds me, i need new turn signals. how's novelty eagle head turn signals with light up beaks sound?
27. meowmo - July 24, 2009 12:49 AM
i'll bet people who write for the daily show/colbert report read this site. maybe stephen himself! or GW is part of a massive front to an all enveloping corporate monster.
28. Tulip - July 24, 2009 2:53 AM
YAY! NOVELTY EAGLE HEAD!!!! :D
29. Ginormagantuan - July 24, 2009 3:16 AM
NO..... are you serious?
30. Kompani - July 24, 2009 4:01 AM
Why are left facing eagle heads $5.98 and right facing $3.83? Very odd.
31. SlowMonkey - July 24, 2009 7:02 AM
I knew there was a reason I stayed out of the dollar stores. It was so I could avoid being trampled by you people. Kudos to Higbrow Pew.
32. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 24, 2009 7:11 AM
@6, 15, 21
http://img.moronail.net/img/1/7/1417.jpg
33. Jaded Icon - July 24, 2009 8:22 AM
@ PEW PEW PEW
You have earned 2,345 GW points! You have gained a level!
Level: 13
HP: 102
MP: 65
You may choose your new skill;
Sarcastic Remark lvl - 3
First Post Speed lvl - 1
Longwinded Essay lvl - 2
Random Fact Knowledge lvl - 5
34. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - July 24, 2009 8:36 AM
Door number 1! Go For 1! Come on Pew Cubed, Door 1!
35. Hawk - July 24, 2009 10:37 AM
YES! Birds rule! Non-raptors drool!!
*does feathered dance with one wing in the air*
36. Pew³ - July 24, 2009 10:45 AM
oh oh ooh. I'll go for sarcastac remark!
(we all know first post speed is for chumps! you can't fool me.)
I do like random fact knowledge, but I know my skills in saracstic remark are lacking, so yeah!!
37. john - July 24, 2009 10:58 AM
what I don't understand is like if I order one of these can I get a novelty eagle head to go with it?
38. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - July 24, 2009 11:53 AM
Wow, the monkeys are officially running the zoo.
39. STOMPY - July 24, 2009 12:32 PM
@38
Random fact but did you know monkeys actually peel bananas using the opposite end we do? Think about it...
40. SlowMonkey - July 24, 2009 2:40 PM
What do Louisiana zoos have that the other states don't? They all have nice plaques under the cages with the animal's name but in Louisiana they also have a plaque with a recipe. lol lol lol lol
41. Watch-303 - July 24, 2009 10:13 PM
can someone explain why the eagle's head is so funny? I dont get this meme.
42. geekofan - July 27, 2009 4:48 AM
check this out >>
http://75684.onodot.com/
43. eaglehead4life - July 27, 2009 11:38 AM
i thank ghetto baskets and god for the gift of ceramic.
44. babaganoush - July 28, 2009 8:14 PM
so your saying you saw ghetto baskets had some cool shit and now you want to copy them by selling the same shit. very original.
45. Johnnycakes - March 20, 2010 9:33 AM
Hahahaha him posting two side by side making fun of that kids double post=ultimate win
46. Johnnycakes - May 21, 2010 8:59 PM
I want the eagle novelty heads