Jul 31 2009A-Ha!: So That's The Other Half Of The Battle

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This $20 t-shirt depicts what the other, more mysterious half of a G.I. Joe battle is. Now I would have guessed it's a pork chop sandwich/body massage combo, but what do I know? Besides, oh I dunno, EVERYTHING AND THEN SOME. Numbers? I KNOW MY NUMBERS. You + me + ice cream = <3

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Thanks to Julian and Rastapopolous, who sunshine day ya a time for de bus rida.

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frist, interesting...

first !! ( i hope) x

pew pew

They forgot wildly missing any intended target and....

Porkchop Sandwiches!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLnWlLTqu4Y

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
http://z.about.com/d/bbq/1/I/t/T/Rays_tropical_pork_chop_sandwiches.jpg

First a cake post, now a pie chart.

@1 & 2 http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m4/sep2008/6/0/B2D8C474-D903-301C-664F8A80611A0B52.jpg

I though fućking cobra commanders daughter was part of the other half, that or fućking cobra commander

I don't get it. Some one please explain.

Do yourselves a favor and watch the only G. I. Joe that matters...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plAojf-KVog

Rad to the power of Pie Sucker!

@8 refer to this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KXCD5BQiM4

This is a T shirt? Instead of a pie chart is should be in the shape of a large pork chop.

memememmememe! memememememe! GI Joe!!

Remember. It was Colonel Hawk who created the first GI Joe team!!

i would not wear this tee shirt. however, put it on some briefs and i'll take a 3 pack of larges all day long.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max saved up a nest egg, and retired with Baja, travelling around in an RV. Unfortunately Baja spent the nest egg when she went on a gambling spree in Vegas, and Max had to grovel to get his job back.

Thank you Daisy.


Ahh, thats great.
I was just talking about this type of thing yesterday.
But instead of lasers, it was cake and nazis.
GOEBELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morning, Daisy!
Wait, Ice cream is'nt part of the battle? That sucks. I strongly endorse the recent trend toward ice cream non-sequiturs. And Ice cream in general, obviously. Hold the pork chops.

@16. Hold the pork chops? HOLD THE PORK CHOPS?!?!?!?!

Your'e lucky I don't know how to spell blasphemy, because that's what that is!!!

The original joke is really old, and was probably funnier: "Knowing is half the battle, the other half is killing all the enemies."

The joke has nothing to do with GI Joe, that's just a random addition.

For those who are unfamiliar, at the end of every G.I.Joe episode by DIC, a character from thew series would do a psa and it would always end with the saying
" And now you know, and knowing is half the battle"

If you're age 25 and older you should have no problem understanding this joke. Shame on you.

might get this. looks interesting

I loved G.I. Joe but I was always so disappointed with their aim. NONE OF THEM COULD HIT EACH OTHER!!! The only thing they could actually hit was the vehicles which are basically the same at hitting the broadside of a barn. So I would say the other half of knowing the battle would be shooting leasons.

Sorry, Pewthree. I don't dig on swine, because pigs is dirty animals.

WEAK, Geekologie Writer. My shirt is WAY better.

http://www.cafepress.com/AmbroseKali.397395197

Thanks, Rastapopolous and pekod. I was wondering that the hell this post meant.

Somebody should do a cartoon with all the Joes & Cobras at the firing ranges missing the targets but being passed anyway by Firing Instructor Mr. Magoo.

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