Jun 22 2009Today's Woot Shirt: How Bacon Bits Are Made

This Bacon Bits t-shirt combines aspects of both Space Invaders and delicious pig particulate. I want to eat it.
Once in a while, in a great while, a shirt comes along that is so good, it leaves us totally speechless. There's no reason for us to even pretend otherwise today. And we won't.
They're $10 shipped over at shirt.woot.com (today only). So go get one now and show your appreciation for everyone's favorite sundae topping.
Shirt Woot (if you click this after today, 6.22.09, it will be a different shirt)
Thanks to Matty, Julian, Etienne, Jenny and Melissa, who once spilled a jar bacon bits and ate the floor.
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Reader Comments
1. STOMPY - June 22, 2009 10:08 AM
I'm surprised naas didn't find this one...
2. Naas is gay - June 22, 2009 10:13 AM
yeah naas is an asshat i hate him
3. HxCereal - June 22, 2009 10:17 AM
That's fantastic.
Love it!
4. HxCereal - June 22, 2009 10:18 AM
i have deep emotional feelings for naas, he was busy a moment ago...with me. XD
5. YAN - June 22, 2009 10:19 AM
"MEATS" my seal of approval
http://www.meatspin.com
6. dubba - June 22, 2009 10:22 AM
clever enough...i guess
i appreciate originality but i certainly would never wear one
a "bootychest" shirt from the middleman however i would totally rock
god willing i would be buried in one someday
7. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 22, 2009 10:24 AM
@2
Welcome back, Troll. I guess you will be trying to insult us today. Good luck.
8. nadalo日本にいます。SHADOWS ALL WRONG - June 22, 2009 10:32 AM
Totally kitsch....I approve and Want! and im not even a Bacontard....luv it
9. catch22 - June 22, 2009 10:36 AM
@6
score yourself 5 bonus points for use of the middleman
(all points can be accumulated and redeemed for an official "no prize")
it was best show that nobody watched thanks to abc killing it in the same horrible way they killed the clerks cartoon... horrible timeslot (monday nights at after 10pm) plus poor advertising... i will be jaded forever
and if disney, buena vista, and the other companies are reading... releasing tv shows on dvd is an all or nothing thing... dont release only 2 seasons then stick it to the people who are now stuck incomplete (gargoyles, the tick, x-men evolution, kim possible....) just do a "complete series release" and stop dicking us around.. most people arent buying the forst seasons simply because they are afraid of being stuck with partial series' when you dont fulfill the obligation of releasing it whole
and wheres my DARIA
on a related note....
abc/disney is evil... flat out unfiltered evil
this concludes my daily rant.... im gonna go take a nap
10. STOMPY - June 22, 2009 10:37 AM
How hungover is the infamous GFS today?
11. naas - June 22, 2009 10:37 AM
@1 mee too STOMPY, this shirt it FTW
@2 oh no I better stay in today
@7 thanks for the d&B linkage and sorry I'm a few days late... I checked it proper - massive!!!
@ll of you - ☺ happy monday ☻
12. naas - June 22, 2009 10:39 AM
@4 Sorry I missed that last time, I was *very* busy indeed but you said you were satisfied with what happened.....?
13. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 22, 2009 11:01 AM
@10
A/C went out. It's to damned hot to drink.
@11
Dieselboy gets me everytime. Who else could mix Slayer, Hate Breed, and Pantera into one hell of a DnB set? The audience was so twisted on chemicals, it took them a minute and a half to even realize they were listening to Slayer. Shit made me laugh so hard, beer came out of my nose. By out of my nose I mean down my throat. GFS does not waste beer.
14. naas - June 22, 2009 11:04 AM
hehehe
15. Timbo - June 22, 2009 11:05 AM
@2 ...loser
Awesome shirt....can I borrow $10 from someone?...
16. 3.14chan - June 22, 2009 11:52 AM
Where are the firstards? was it wordfiltered?
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17. Daisy - June 22, 2009 12:45 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max saw an eclair on a plate on top of the garbage, and ate it thinking nothing of it. Baja saw this and was completely grossed out. They argued for a while about whether it was "in" the garbage if it was above the level of the can, and also still sitting on the plate it was served on.
18. naas - June 22, 2009 12:46 PM
@17 hopefully they died off, but sadly I doubt it
19. Pat - June 22, 2009 1:01 PM
So THAT'S where bacon bits come from? I would have never suspected. All along I thought it was black magic.
20. Jaded Icon - June 23, 2009 6:44 AM
*sigh*......I wish I had bacon right now.......
21. dave - June 23, 2009 1:46 PM
6-23...ITS STILL HERE!!!!!!!!!
22. Gando - June 23, 2009 5:07 PM
It looks more an Australian Tetris game to me.