Jun 25 2009Stoned Wallabies To Blame For Crop Circles
The title alone might be the most profound thing I've ever written. I smell Pulitzer! So yeah, apparently wallabies are getting into medical poppy fields in Australia and going nuts. Whee!
"The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Lara Giddings told the hearing.
"Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."
Great, next they're gonna start breaking into cars and selling themselves to koalas to pay for a fix. And right when I was about to visit Australia too. Damn you, junkie wallabies!
'Stoned wallabies make crop circles' [bbcnews]
Thanks to Graf Zeppelin, SquidgyB, Marty the farmer, Ross and Jonny, who can only make McDonald's runs when they're high.
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Reader Comments
1. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 25, 2009 10:06 AM
Junkie marsupials will steal your tv
2. blp - June 25, 2009 10:09 AM
haha, I was too late sending this tip, 5 minutes before it's up. I must get a Sonic Bomb alarm clock to get up earlier.
3. catch22 - June 25, 2009 10:10 AM
ahhh those trippy wacky marsupials
4. Timbo - June 25, 2009 10:11 AM
"Wallabies"?.... sure...sure....
Alien conspiracies!
5. gizmoduck - June 25, 2009 10:20 AM
der... everyone knows that
6. Daisy - June 25, 2009 10:20 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAck Down where Max was riding in the australian outback, and saw several Aborigines making sex with kangaroos. Then he saw a one legged aborigine masturbating. When he got to town he asked a local about this, and the local said - Well mate, you can't expect him to be able to catch a roo with only one leg now can you?
7. gizmoduck - June 25, 2009 10:24 AM
has any of these Daisy jerkoffs even seen NBD?
cause its almost as good as the Tattooist . A+
8. hola - June 25, 2009 10:35 AM
oh my god that has to be one of the funniest things i've ever seen
9. hola - June 25, 2009 10:35 AM
almost forgot:
http://wailea.mybrute.com
:D
10. question - June 25, 2009 10:37 AM
i'm just wondering, what was daisy writing about before never back down was released (2008)? or did she only exist with the release of the movie?
11. Stelldragoon - June 25, 2009 10:38 AM
F*@king Kangaroos
12. MechanicalApe - June 25, 2009 10:49 AM
what's more annoying, the mybrute posts or the Daisy posts? ._.
13. blp - June 25, 2009 10:55 AM
Thanks GW
14. Ollie Williams - June 25, 2009 10:55 AM
@12
Mybrute.
15. blp - June 25, 2009 10:57 AM
The Daisy post was really funny today
16. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 25, 2009 10:59 AM
@12 mybrute is far more annoying
17. naas - June 25, 2009 11:19 AM
Ha, wouldn't you? Poppy fields, c'mon.....
@Daisy hahaha
@12 none of them are annoying in my opinion, it's how you look(or don't look)at all of it. While the mybrutes put themselves into a category of their own, at least they read what's posted & comment about it. FIRSTards on the other hand are the worst honestly, they used to annoy the crap outta me but now they simply don't exist. I don't even see them anymore, even when they're supposedly there☺
Daisy has never been annoying, just frustrating to people who don't get it
18. kreebilicus - June 25, 2009 11:21 AM
@12 mybrute by a country mile. not even wasted wallabies would play it.
19. naas - June 25, 2009 11:26 AM
....forgot to mention people who TRY TO BE DAISY can be annoying too
20. DrNecropolis - June 25, 2009 11:26 AM
Yeah everybody knows wasted wallabies play ratchet and clank
21. Trying to be Daisy (aka STOMPY) - June 25, 2009 11:43 AM
@naas
MONKEY BALLS!!!!
Uh, yea, well, uh, this post is, uh, a complete monkey balls, hehe, uh, you can tell because there are no, uh, shadows or something.
This is exactly like that time i found some kid playing mybrute on his computer so I cut out his liver and mailed it to his mom.
22. Freddy K - June 25, 2009 11:51 AM
I want to see a video of a stoned wallaby making a crop circle. Anyone?
and yes, the my brute posters are much more annoying.
#21 - not daisy. that was a great post. I'm still laughing
23. Luminous - June 25, 2009 12:35 PM
@22 Me too!
BTW, if anyone hasn't clicked on the link to the BBC posting of the story, do it, some of the comments there are hilarious.
24. naas - June 25, 2009 12:37 PM
@21 so goddamm annoying stompy!!!
Nah, stompy doesn't annoy me - we skip through wheat fields holding hands & singing songs together when nobody's around. Ollie is usually riding on one of our backs & the other is riding Gordon "Fücking" Shumway like a DOG
25. Watch-303 - June 25, 2009 12:43 PM
awesome
26. Watch-303 - June 25, 2009 12:49 PM
Daisy is annoying, even with different movie quotes in its posts.
27. naas - June 25, 2009 12:59 PM
Watch you can be annoying when you complain about Daisy, haven't you put that aggression to rest yet? Enhance thy inner calm & get on the fun bus to funlandtown
28. Annie - June 25, 2009 1:08 PM
Lawl. Those wallabies are such troublemakers. I don't think Timmy should hang out with that bunch anymore.
29. Pat - June 25, 2009 1:12 PM
Medical poppy + red vines = crazy delicious.
30. Jerry - June 25, 2009 1:26 PM
I always knew those wallabies were up to no good...
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
31. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 25, 2009 2:19 PM
@24
Why do I have to get effed in the aye?
32. Rhialto - June 25, 2009 6:19 PM
That must have been a bumpy ride for her joey.
33. Bungo - June 25, 2009 6:20 PM
Hey GW, if you brave the stoned wallabies and sharks and stingrays and you eventually DO visit Australia and you happen to be in Melbourne, get in touch, I'd love to go for a beer or two with you!
34. Darth - June 25, 2009 6:21 PM
Joey or baby wallaby?
35. livingjetlag - June 25, 2009 6:46 PM
OK, so that's where crop circles come from. So tell me, smartass, how do the wallabies abduct the cows?
36. Aussie Legend - June 25, 2009 7:09 PM
I'm Australian and it's True~! Wallabies always get high on Opium and leave Crop Circles~!! HAHAH~!! And all your guys been thinking it was 'Aliens' all this time LOL~! We been watching you for years laughing our ass off "Bloody Wallabies!!"
37. Jaded Icon - June 25, 2009 8:54 PM
@ 36
Ha ha ha! Sooooo right! Yeah! Us dumb Americans and our alien crop circles! Lol, lol, lol. Yeah...oh! By the way good luck on your poisonous spiders, snakes, scorpions, jellyfish, saltwater/freshwater crocodiles, and sharks! I hear that's a f*cking blasty blast.
38. naas - June 26, 2009 12:28 AM
@31 EFFED IN THE AAYEE
39. Graf Zeppelin - June 26, 2009 3:57 AM
@35 the wallabies commandeer black helicopters and remove cow's kidneys to make substrate for growing new drugs in their mobile home labs. I should know, I've dated a couple of wallabies already. mmm smooth... hairy...
40. Ciao - June 26, 2009 8:00 AM
they'll next break into z' lovely abc-stores, they'll just be adorable booze snatchers that know they can get away from it. XD