Jun 6 2009(May) Deter Suitors: Fake Engagement Ring Kit
Ms. Taken is a fake engagement ring that comes in a discreet keychain holder so you can secretly slide it on before some dingdong at the bar tries to talk to you about how much money he makes being a giant effing loser. It costs $50 and I just bought them out. No more fooling me, ladies! Yeah, one time a chick tried to tell me she was engaged with a Ring-Pop on. I asked her who was she engaged to, Candyman? Then she said she'd summon him if I didn't leave so I ran home crying and broke all my mirrors. You know, because I'd hate to have to WHIP HIS WILLY WONKA ASS.
Hit the jump for two shots of the ring and a relatively must-see video ad they made which is a parody of The Lonely Island's Jizz In My Pants. Seriously, how'd that get there?
Thanks to FoxCZ and Andrew, who
Reader Comments
1. lol - June 6, 2009 4:57 PM
PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Thanks for sharing, I remember when I saw this video ten years ago on Web 1.0
2. ME - June 6, 2009 4:58 PM
or couldn't you just move a ring from your right hand to your left....
3. strenith - June 6, 2009 5:04 PM
haha but moving the ring from one had to the next requires WAY more effort that having to pull out the key chain, open it put it on you hand, and act like nothing is happening all the while dildo boy is fast approaching.. when ugly chicks hit on me in the bar.. i just give 'em a swift FALCON PUNCH!! and drag them home...
4. AJ Kutchaw - June 6, 2009 5:08 PM
One of my friends was proposed to with a ring pop, unfortunately the husband to be was on his deathbed at the time and subsequently passed on before the marriage had a chance to go through. True story.
5. strenith - June 6, 2009 5:12 PM
wow.. thanks AJ douche bag for ruining the mood.. true story..
6. Party Kid 3000 (HM) - June 6, 2009 5:20 PM
Nom Nom
I wouldn't mind making out with those beeetchiiz with puke in their mouths.
Nom Nom beeeetchiz!
7. CaptainMorgan - June 6, 2009 5:31 PM
I actually used a kiddie ring from the dentist's office to play a joke on my girlfriend. She's a blonde, but girls know real diamonds. So, it didn't go over so well at the time....
But this year we've will have been married 15 frickin' years. Yay???
8. Mike - June 6, 2009 5:41 PM
You can get one of these for free actually:
http://mikesfreestuffblog.blogspot.com
9. Andrew - June 6, 2009 5:43 PM
hahahahaha thanks for posting my video man
10. Tide - June 6, 2009 6:08 PM
Typo. O lawds. GW isn't perfect.
11. Nightfall - June 6, 2009 6:37 PM
yeah cause engaged women are none to be faithful.... (not stupid enough to know from exp.)
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12. CapnBirdseye - June 6, 2009 6:41 PM
Wow. I just wanna know what the "20 "Playaz" cards"
http://mstaken.com/buy/
13. McCracken - June 6, 2009 6:50 PM
That made my day better. Thanks GW. and it looks like the key chains uses magnets to keep it closed, what if it opens without you knowing and you lose the 50$ ring? Moving a ring from your right hand to your left seems a LOT better than that.
14. GLADIATOR - June 6, 2009 7:55 PM
I think there are alot of women who wouldn't mind having this little ring to keep the freeky dudes away ...
Boo to you freaky dudes!
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15. GRAMMARNAZI - June 6, 2009 8:53 PM
@14
Save your breath douche-bag...You'll need it to blow up your date.
16. Kymiko - June 6, 2009 9:38 PM
I better idea would be to take them home and steal their wallets*. True story.
*"steal their wallets" (read: club them to death.)
17. Red - June 6, 2009 9:51 PM
Ms. Taken? Mistaken? REALLY? Ugh.
18. rom_maniac - June 6, 2009 9:54 PM
They're puking quite a bit there... might want to get a pregnancy test.
19. RandomNigel - June 6, 2009 10:06 PM
Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.
Awwwwh yeaaaa.
20. London-girl - June 6, 2009 10:41 PM
Actually, thats a pretty good idea for women travelling in certain countries where unmarried, western women tend to get hassled, arab countries in particular :s (trust me it happens)
21. b - June 6, 2009 11:35 PM
God, women are such stupid whores.
22. Kymiko - June 6, 2009 11:59 PM
God, people with uninventive online names are such *insert random insult here*
23. GRAMMARNAZI - June 7, 2009 12:13 AM
God, women are such stupid whores.
24. Jrdn - June 7, 2009 12:36 AM
AHAHAHA yessss
25. CANDIMANN - June 7, 2009 1:52 AM
WHAT THE FUC G-DUB ive been a loyal reader for months and your just gonna DOG ME LIKE THAT?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ive even tried to throw you a bone or two.......... i see how your loyal fans are treated...... im gonna go sit in a corner and masterbate while i punch myself in the face and cry.....
oh by the way CANDIMANN CANDIMANN CANDIMANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see you soon......
26. Daisy - June 7, 2009 2:16 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max met a real wolfman, ate ice cream with him and got the wolfman to go on the radio asking BAja to meet max later that day.
27. aids - June 7, 2009 3:48 AM
Sweet now i wonder if alison haislip will accept this ring from me..
I know! im so sweet :)
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28. White - June 7, 2009 6:31 AM
OK, so now us guys know not to be fooled by a plastic ring, gotyah.
Wait... I already knew that from like five years ago when I first found out about this.
29. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 7, 2009 8:37 AM
A ring doesn't make douche bags not hit on you, it makes them use lower tactics. Case in point "if you're out without him, you can't be that happy". *puke*
30. Tom - June 7, 2009 9:53 AM
My friend just uses a ring-pull from a tuna can .... It's easier to scratch their eyes out (read:She's a slut)
31. Tricky Ricky - June 7, 2009 10:16 AM
Go figure..Women use a fake ring to keep men away...
Meanwhile,..I have recently discovered wearing a wedding band usually attracts women,..since they think it's something they can't have..plus they think that being married makes it safe...if they only knew...( laughing )
32. Captain - June 7, 2009 10:47 AM
Must See!!!
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33. Nero - June 7, 2009 2:00 PM
What? $50 bucks for a faker? A ring pull of a beer can is much cheaper.
34. Darth - June 7, 2009 2:01 PM
Just tell the guy to beat it! Is it that hard!?
35. Jonny - June 7, 2009 10:11 PM
What ever happend to a good old "get lost douchbag"
36. Jaded Icon - June 8, 2009 7:31 AM
Isn't that why God created restraining orders?
37. Alli - June 8, 2009 9:59 AM
I have a ring I keep in my purse ... keychains make too much noise, just slip your hand in the side pocket and presto chango! You're married.