Jun 11 2009I Like: Today's Woot Shirt, The Monalisaur
Today's shirt.woot is the Monalisaur. I bought one. It cost $10 shipped. I'm going to wear it. Then I'm going to cut a hole where the mouth is and wear it out. Yow yow! I've never made love to a dinosaur-woman hybrid before but I've always wanted to. Although, to my credit, I did make love to a woman with alligator skin once. She was a retiree in Florida selling citrus by the roadside. Best tangerines ever. And I'm not talking about her tits either.
Thanks to Corinna and Gizmoduck, who know what I like (read: dinosaurs).
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Reader Comments
1. naas - June 11, 2009 2:28 PM
RRRAAAAAWWWRRR
2. Hunter - June 11, 2009 2:28 PM
woot 2nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE U GEEKOLOGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. 24-bit whore - June 11, 2009 2:32 PM
That's beautiful, but I dunno about making love to a dinosaur woman GW, it's not as good as it's cut out to be. There's a lot more TEETH involved in the whole act if you know what I mean.
4. Pew³ - June 11, 2009 2:40 PM
You have to be careful when making love to an alligator. Especially if you expect foreplay.
5. Timbo - June 11, 2009 2:51 PM
That's kinda dumb looking... just a little....but hey, that' just my opinion.
Not bad for $10 though.
6. JFreezy - June 11, 2009 2:53 PM
I bought three so I could have a dino orgy! You want in on this action GW?
7. Muhaha Biatorio's - June 11, 2009 3:09 PM
7th! 7th is the new 1st.
8. nar - June 11, 2009 3:10 PM
Lol that for $10? Bah, waste.
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9. Captain - June 11, 2009 3:22 PM
Must See!!!
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10. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - June 11, 2009 3:22 PM
Shirt looks cool.
What's with the non-stop robofear and dinolove thise week? Mix it up a little.
11. naas - June 11, 2009 3:27 PM
bacon what?
12. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - June 11, 2009 3:32 PM
@10
I'm starting to get to him. He's resisting the urge to admit he wants to bang a robodino. The be(a)st of both worlds.
13. Pat - June 11, 2009 3:58 PM
@ 12
LOL!
14. GLADIATOR - June 11, 2009 4:04 PM
She should have cut her nails before she got her protrait done :S
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15. Watch-303 - June 11, 2009 4:23 PM
BIZZARE!
16. Daisy - June 11, 2009 5:38 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tyell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck DOwn where MAx was investigating the case of a man killed inm a museum, and found he wrote coded messages all over the place. Unfortunately it was a 3 day weekend coming up so Max just erased the messages and wrote up the death as a suicide.
17. Galtacticus - June 11, 2009 6:28 PM
I knew it! You may never know what a monster is hiding behind a sweet smile!
18. Darth - June 11, 2009 6:30 PM
This is probably what could have happened when that meteor didn't hit.
19. subway - June 11, 2009 9:11 PM
14 +17 + 18 = multi-fail
20. Jaded Icon - June 12, 2009 7:42 AM
I'm in love! (she will be mine!)
21. Babbling Keyboard - June 12, 2009 9:26 AM
This is exactly what I pictured when I found out Kirsten Dunst was starring in "Mona Lisa Smile."
(She's got some FUGLY teeff.)