Jun 17 2009Gallery: Out Of This World Star Trek Cakes

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We've already seen a little Star Trek cake action here on Geekologie, but, quite frankly Captain, that wasn't enough. So I'm beaming some more of those delicious bastards right up. Hit the jump to see them all, then the warp drive button. I SAID WARP DRIVE, DUMMY, THAT WAS SELF DESTRUCT! Quickly, to an escape pod! Haha, finally -- I didn't think we were ever get rid of that guy. Not you though, you're awesome.

Hit the jump for a bunch more.

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Star Trek Cakes [neatorama]

Thanks to Spikey DaPikey, who once ate a whole spaceship and still had room for a star.

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so nummy

this reminds me of delicious. i want a cake of 7 of 9's backside...made of jello...wiggle wiggle.

i'd tap those cupcakes

Is it just me or does it look like Kirk is sitting on the crapper?

wait...pudding...pudding cake....damn you marijuana....oh i can't stay mad at you, come here...oh i love you...mmph oh yeah...mmurgh....whoawhoa, just one finger...yeah like that...ohhmmmph..huh huh hhuuhh FRJORKEN!!! sorry about you shirt, my fault...

The force is strong with these cakes...

4th pic is FTW nom nom nom

The people who made these cakes deserved to get tazed.

BTW I thought the first picture was Kirk on the toilet. "To Boldly Go" has a whole new meaning.

Star Trek cakes, no matter how they're made, they're all cheesecakes. Get it? Because Star Trek sucks.

and #6 is eagerly waiting for somebody to flame his purposeful misreference.

wow...a treky wet dream come true...now you can EAT captain kirk....
I have to admit the first one is actually very well done! now i need a bladerunner version..

WTF is the deal with that last cake? Is anybody ok with that?

The Jean-Luc-Quilted-Mr.Mackey-headed....

Did picard have a small french mustache?

@10, c'mon, you laughed a little...

Why does spock look like the Count from Sesamie Street on the 2nd cake

am i the only one who thinks the 1st cake looks like Captain Kirk sitting on a toilet with armrests?

am i also the only one who thinks a toilet with armrests is a glorious idea worthy of being developed commercially?

Sort of want


It looks like hes sitting on a giant toilet bowl




That depends whether or not you drop by ISS to take a shit every day.

Star Trek sucks!



This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back down where Max and Baja feed bubblegum to a guard dog at the local scrap yard then build a spaceship using an old chair and a circuit board that Max had a recurring dream about. Baja explains to the local school bully that "Elephantitis is when something gets bloated and ugly like your ASS".


Why does that third cake have a symbol that is very reminiscent of the U.N. insignia?



The last one sucks.
I like the 3rd one, it's sooo colorful.
@14 hahahaha

I knew it ... Captain Kirk wears a toupé!!!


Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:


The game takes less than 5 minutes to play!



the last one is art!

Amazing. they must have spend days making it.

I checked out that "Must See" sht and it's the fcking lamest game i've ever played. I'd rather spend hours cultivating homosexual relationships on Sims than playing your asinine online flash game.
No one likes it and no one cares so stop spamming it. Fcking tool.


you fell into the mybrute trap! you're not the first, but are hopefully the last. spread the word - MYBRUTE IS FOR BABIES

The Enterprise cake owns!!!!!!!!!!111111


What happened to the last one???

Thanks for not showing a picture of the couple that got married from the third cake.

Also, I kinda hate fondant. I know it's the only thing that allows this kinda stuff to happen but it just seems like cheating. You put a layer of it on and then it's just sculpting. You don't have to use your imagination anymore just your artistic ability.
Now, I obviously respect the ability, especially that first one. Looks better than most action figures. It just doesn't seem like a cake anymore.
Of course if it didn't exist then the last cake would be the best looking one. I must admit that is the one that looks most delicious.

omg yeah... whats with the last one? :P


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly ike that scene int he movie Never Back Down where Max opened a bakery in baltimore, hired his friends and made a bunch of cakes with edible plastic and made a TV show about it.

I like the idea of the first pic, thinking that Kirk is sitting on an elevated elaborate toilet with the words "To boldly go" written on the base.

"Captains Chocolate Log, Star Date and Walnut............"

oh dear

"to boldy go"
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1st pic. Kirk is taking a space dump..

It looks more like a Japanese toilet on the first pic.But still i'd believe that these cakes are tasty!

#35-- It's fun to make everyone else's sims gay, it makes them wonder wth happened when they weren't playing.

I want that fifth cake.

Your cake is a lie!

You cant eat Jim, he's dead..

So Freakin Cool

I soo need to find somebody to make me a Captain kirk on the Crapper, or failing that the the Battlestar Galatica is ace but doesnt have the same toilet humour appeal!

Anybody know roughly how much I'd be expecting to pay?

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