Jun 18 2009Eye Of The Tiger, Baby: Rocky III USB Drives

Looking to add a little homoerotic flair to your computer? How about the characters from Rocky III performing sit ups in a USB port? Available in Apollo Creed, Rocky and Clubber Lang (who's making the best face) varieties, the $30 port-humpin' fools are sure to get a rise out of coworkers. Or should I say, a sit up. Rise? Okey-dokey.
Rocky III USB drives sadly missing Burgess Meredith version [engadget]
Thanks to STOMPY, Julian, MoD and thedevine1, who all received the Presidential Fitness Award in middle school.
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Reader Comments
1. hunter - June 18, 2009 12:24 PM
first
wow that is just wrong
2. Pew³ - June 18, 2009 12:28 PM
ADRIAN!!!!!
3. AntBriWes - June 18, 2009 12:29 PM
Wow, a square penis...you don't see that everyday...not quite.
4. FDSY - June 18, 2009 12:30 PM
HA
the port looks like their wangs. And I guess the jack on my computer is a vagina?
Technology is dirty now.
5. barroom hero - June 18, 2009 12:32 PM
Square-knobbed Rocky!
6. Rockys Jock Strap - June 18, 2009 12:32 PM
Now I've seen it all!
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7. Scooper - June 18, 2009 12:35 PM
lol Immense
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8. the man - June 18, 2009 12:36 PM
lang looks like he's trying to take a big dump and apollo is smileing while looking out of the corner of his eye at rocky can u say homo
9. gizmoduck - June 18, 2009 12:51 PM
ummm no thanks. i already have a red rocket usb insert. its awful. fml
10. Timbo - June 18, 2009 1:04 PM
That's slightly completely retarded, but i bet they'll sell!
11. Moose Knuckle - June 18, 2009 1:34 PM
At least they didn't design those as whistles...
12. /Eyeroll - June 18, 2009 1:38 PM
They would at least be amusing as whistles...
This story blows... besides that, I thought GW already did a story on siilar USB drives.
This site used to save me from boredom... not contribute. W T F G W
13. /Eyeroll - June 18, 2009 1:39 PM
similar even...
14. STOMPY - June 18, 2009 1:57 PM
@14
About as addicting as but raping your mom...
15. Erica - June 18, 2009 2:01 PM
Useless without Dolph.
16. ahha - June 18, 2009 2:09 PM
do you think you can daisy chain these things? And, why does it look like Mr. T is receiving a little more than he's giving? Lucky Pierre?
17. Breakup Makeup - June 18, 2009 2:29 PM
looks like the black guy is giving birth
http://www.breakupmakeup.com
18. naas - June 18, 2009 2:40 PM
Just slightly wrong, slightly
19. 3.14chan - June 18, 2009 4:45 PM
I don't like where the plug comes from...
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20. joe - June 18, 2009 8:33 PM
"At least they didn't design those as whistles..."
- Moose Knuckle
LMFAO!!
21. GLADIATOR - June 18, 2009 8:54 PM
As Tony the Tiger says,"Ohhhhhh Great-t-t-t-t ... Penis USB drives!"
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Come and join the short and easy game mybrute:
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22. marge - June 19, 2009 10:56 AM
YUK!
and so many levels of wrong...
23. Nero - June 19, 2009 5:49 PM
If you wanna see Mr.T really angry you gotta see that Rocky episode,hehehe.