Jun 25 200935,000-Year Old Flute Doesn't Summon Bird

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That was a Zelda reference. No need to thank me folks, just doing my job. So scientists have unearthed a 35,000-year old flute in Germany, making it the earliest instrument ever found (not including rocks).

It was made from the bone of a giant vulture during the Upper Paleolithic. Found in Ach Valley, in the south of Germany, the 8.7-inch long, one-inch diameter instrument has five holes, with two V-shaped notches carved on one side of it. This was the part in which the musician put the lips to blow, according to University of Tubingen's professor Nicholas Conard, the lead author of the discovery. The other end is broken just on the fifth hole.

Wait -- but I thought the oldest flute was the one Eve used to play. You know, Adam's. Zing? ZING!

35,000-year-old Flute Is First Instrument Ever [gizmodo]

Thanks to Julian, who is more of a clarinet kind of guy.

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Of course it doesn't summon a bird. It totally takes you to level 8.

Uhm, that looks a lot smaller than 1 inch in diameter.

@9 My thoughts exactly. Unless of course, that guy has the hands of Andre the Giant, or Arsenio Hall.

Oh pants. That's an old flute.

what genre of music could they possible play?

Blues about getting eaten by a big ass cat.
Rock music about getting eaten by a big ass cat.
Jazz about how dental hasn't been invented yet.

i don't know to good for the histories. I'm not Dr. Grant

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This is photoshopped, you can tell because the shadows are all wrong.

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FAKE!!!!

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I wonder if it's the Pied Piper's.

What are the odds of this just being a random occurence from erosion?

either a 1 inch diameter was significantly smaller 35k years ago or that guy has the fattest fingers i've ever seen

hm. I'm thinking someone messed up the difference between diameter and circumference, and know we're all living in a parallell universe where the one is the other, or vice versa. unlike 35.000 years ago when everything was straight and german.

@25

I'm thinking they should stop using the Imperial system of measurement, especially if they can't use it properly...

For a country that was so anxious to get rid of the Brits, they sure are clinging to that last vestige of Imperial rule...

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i think they meant circumfrence and not diameter

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who knows, they may even group together in their little caveman band.

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LIES!! Everyone except the sinners know God created the world 6,000 years ago

Is music even that old?

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