May 13 2009Spam Emails: Now With More Illustration

This is a picture from artist Elliot Burford's series of work entitled 'Spam', which features illustrations created using the titles of spam email, most of which are for wiener growing pills. I posted a bunch more of my favorites after the jump, but there are 24 in total (so far), so take a gander if you like them. I was particularly fond of this one, for obvious reasons -- I like the smell of gasoline. Kidding, BURN IT WITH FIRE!
Hit the jump for more.







Spam [elliotburford]
Thanks to Ben, who has to take penis shrinking pills.
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Reader Comments
1. itsdagooch - May 13, 2009 9:16 AM
first................maybe second ????????????
2. First sucks - May 13, 2009 9:18 AM
@1: Why you ask, no one cares.
3. Poopy - May 13, 2009 9:19 AM
1 & 2 are sooooo dumb.
4. Poopy - May 13, 2009 9:20 AM
Sorry #2. You're cool.
5. Big Bear - May 13, 2009 9:21 AM
While a fun idea, not original at all. A guy did this years ago over at http://www.spamusement.com/
6. Rachel - May 13, 2009 9:24 AM
These are good, but spamusement.com used to make me laugh so hard. These are both unoriginal and less funny. Fail.
7. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 13, 2009 9:25 AM
These a almost giggle worthy!
8. STOMPY - May 13, 2009 9:31 AM
i lol'ed untill i cried... oh wait, i was already crying... nevermind....
9. Timbo - May 13, 2009 9:33 AM
Funny stuff...funyy....stuff....
10. Chuck Nunchuck - May 13, 2009 9:49 AM
"old!" who cares? I'm pretty sure someone else has made XBox shoes before. I 'm pretty sure someone has stripped while dressing like Chun-Li. I'm pretty sure someone has given themselves a full face transplant.
11. Ollie Williams - May 13, 2009 10:09 AM
The giant one made me laugh. The rest were iffy.
12. Whitney - May 13, 2009 10:10 AM
Yea he totally ripped off that idea and Spamusement is much funnier imo.
13. STOMPY - May 13, 2009 10:17 AM
Fak, my damn cubicle tempurature is 80.2 (26.8 for non-americans or 300 kelvin for the nerds...) i'm gonna start wearing hawaii shirts to work since its so damn tropical...
14. Oh yeaaaah - May 13, 2009 10:32 AM
I'm actually really glad that you dudes posted the Spamusement link, because it's ten times funnier than this guy's crap.
15. Hannukah Montana - May 13, 2009 10:34 AM
Eeew!
16. Joshua - May 13, 2009 10:57 AM
Yeah, Spamusement is way better and more original
17. This Is Me Posting - May 13, 2009 10:57 AM
Like Big Bear mentioned, I liked this the first time around when it was called Spamusement.
http://www.spamusement.com/
18. kreeblilicus - May 13, 2009 11:02 AM
yeah! i, like, totally agree, like, with you guys. like, totally.
hang on to your final shreds of nerdiness with your evershortening fingernails.
19. Fakey Fakerson - May 13, 2009 11:07 AM
Also commenting to push Spamusement toward it's victory in the comment thread wars.
20. Everyone Thinks I'm Jewish - May 13, 2009 11:22 AM
That giant has me satisfied.
21. naas - May 13, 2009 11:42 AM
The things people come up with after smoking some weed
22. Daisy - May 13, 2009 12:27 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becauise the shadow's are all worng.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max got a job in a restaurant with crap all over the walls, and the other guys who worked there kept showing him their junk and calling him a homo.
23. Darth - May 13, 2009 1:17 PM
If the artist likes to get some more 'spam' inspiration.Then he must leave his emailadress.
24. A Gay - May 13, 2009 1:44 PM
"Big Pilot For Your Dick Plane" is the best spam email I've gotten
25. McCracken - May 13, 2009 5:13 PM
lulz I like the organ one =D and the gaint one as well.
26. Aids - May 13, 2009 5:41 PM
I want those mushrooms!
http://std-aids.mybrute.com
27. Watch-303 - May 13, 2009 7:32 PM
ok, funny
28. jeff - May 13, 2009 8:48 PM
yup. spamusement did this a billion times better.
29. gaysex - May 13, 2009 8:50 PM
I love how the second to last one explains the joke. Very B^Uesque.
30. Jaded Icon - May 14, 2009 9:01 AM
Meh.....It's ok.....I guess.
31. Captain - May 19, 2009 11:14 AM
MUST SEE GUYS!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
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32. Faye - May 19, 2009 12:21 PM
I prefer these to spamusement - these are better drawn and actually made me laugh.
33. angie - May 21, 2009 1:12 PM
bkjbjb
34. tatsu - May 22, 2009 4:09 PM
You are small like the mickey mouse. is one i heard from a friend now that could be interesting
35. Nikky - May 24, 2009 8:40 PM
Is it just me or is there a white magnet or backward C in the 3rd one (remote)
36. Kevin - May 25, 2009 5:54 PM
I see that white backward C too. probably had something else written, or drawn and just blocked it out with a completely white swatch, where the paper color is a little off white.
37. STOMPY - May 29, 2009 3:47 PM
chip chip chip chip n dale
rescue rangers
chip chip chip chip n dale
when theres danger...
38. Apple and Iphone - December 1, 2009 2:22 AM
welcome to my Apple and Iphone
39. laptop battery sell - January 4, 2010 2:41 AM
It's a good idea .Thank you.