May 12 2009Denny's: Now With More Dinosaurs, Drugs
This is a new commercial for Denny's advertising how cool it is to get all high out of your mind and then go eat breakfast at 4am -- but not before dropping a handful of acid in the parking lot. I mean, Jesus, the unicorn can't even chew his fries. And while I did appreciate the inclusion of a dinosaur, this commercial is still sending the wrong message to today's youth. One about breakfast being the most important meal of the day. IT'S LUNCH, PEOPLE.
Thanks to Verity, who knows how much I love dinosaurs. But not how much I love leprechauns. *wink* Just kidding, those little bastards are creeeeepy.
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Reader Comments
1. David Collette - May 12, 2009 9:22 AM
frist?
2. Mothafeezel - May 12, 2009 9:27 AM
frist?
3. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 12, 2009 9:34 AM
Speaking of leprechauns...
There once was a man of Madrass
who's balls were made of fine brass
and in stormy weather
they both clanged together
and sparks flew out of his ass!
4. Timbo - May 12, 2009 9:39 AM
@2 Fail.... Also @1 Fail for lack of confidence.
Dang videos...
5. Me - May 12, 2009 9:47 AM
haha thats awesome. I actually used to drop acid in high school and go to denny's. It was the only place open in the middle of the night. I guess we weren't the only ones who did that.
6. Leonidas - May 12, 2009 9:48 AM
@Thumper:
There once was a man from Calcutta
Who used to sleep in the gutter
The hot summer sun
Burned a hole in his bum
And melted his balls to butter
7. Mesarim - May 12, 2009 9:59 AM
@4, I believe #2 was enquiring on the meaning of "frist" :P
8. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 12, 2009 10:00 AM
Yay! Limerick Day!
9. Ollie Williams - May 12, 2009 10:03 AM
I'm into me, dude.
10. bladesosteel - May 12, 2009 10:06 AM
Anyone else pick up the fact they are basically calling dinosaurs mythical?
11. PsychoSane13 - May 12, 2009 10:06 AM
I'm so glad that the lobby at McDonald's Closes at 11, even though the drive through is 24/7. And I pretty sure this is just a vid of what people see them selves as at that time of day.
Dino=pissed off / horny drunk.
Unicorn= So high he thinks he is one
leprechaun= jolly drunk probably is the shortest friend in the group. maybe a little high.
Normal Guy=DD/ Night Owl
12. Timbo - May 12, 2009 10:13 AM
@7 That is possible.... that is possible
13. pisspot - May 12, 2009 10:16 AM
There was a young woman from Ealing
who had a perculiar feeling
she laid on her back
opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling
14. Ollie Williams - May 12, 2009 10:17 AM
@11
Or it was just a commercial meant to be entertaining and funny to a target audience. Naw, I'm sure your in depth psychoanalysis is more accurate.
15. Chuck Nunchuck - May 12, 2009 10:23 AM
The unicorn was stoned. The leprechaun had (a) pot.
16. LSDiesel - May 12, 2009 10:58 AM
@5, Should we be giving you some sort of 'badass' award now?
@11, Fail
@13, That was awesome.
Let's see, who's next...
17. Pew³ - May 12, 2009 11:04 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket,
with a penis so long he could suck it,
as he said with a grin,
while wiping his chin,
"If my ear was a ćũnţ, I would fũćk it!"
18. PsychoSane13 - May 12, 2009 11:05 AM
@14
It could be I am so used to seeing those type of people In the late night drive through (and trying to open our locked doors that). That this is how I interpret this commercial, after all the best comedy is based on truth.
But I do get the whole not reading to much into Ads.
19. Ollie Williams - May 12, 2009 11:30 AM
@18
Don't mind me, I'm an asshole. Ask any of the other regulars here.
20. Pew³ - May 12, 2009 11:33 AM
Yep, he's an asshole.
;)
21. naas - May 12, 2009 11:37 AM
Christ the firstarded are annoying, sooo ghey & sooo old.
@17 I was thinking of posting the nantucket one if I hadn't read it already, great job
@18 Ollie is a dick most of the time, but those who know have grown to accept it so now it's okay
22. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - May 12, 2009 1:17 PM
Oh c'mon, we can do better than 3 limericks. Someone go get Leprechaun 1, 2, 3, etc. and find me a gem!
23. Darth - May 12, 2009 1:37 PM
We don't have Denny's here but usually at 4 a.m. any greasy snackcorner will do.
24. His Huge Greatness Himself - May 12, 2009 1:39 PM
Soon my sweetie and me will have breakfast at Denny's. . . Where's she?
25. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 12, 2009 1:55 PM
Now down in the valley of Shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel
26. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - May 12, 2009 1:57 PM
There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
27. Elmo - May 12, 2009 2:40 PM
woa if drugs were that awsome.. it'd be awsome bro! yeah! *passes out*
28. SiGee - May 12, 2009 2:44 PM
Wow. They finally acknowledged their target audience.
29. Ice Man - May 12, 2009 5:02 PM
HAHAHAHA. I used to do that. and by, "used to do that," I mean last night... I know it was Monday. Thats how I role.
30. Daisy - May 12, 2009 5:49 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max said he was a regular guy because he crapped at the same time every day.
31. Watch-303 - May 12, 2009 7:16 PM
STONED!!!!
This is a complete pot job. You can tell its stoned because of how slow the unicorn talks.
This is exactly like the movie Half Baked where Dave Chappelle and Carrottop go to denny's after scoring some weed and have the munchies for half the night.
32. Ollie Williams - May 13, 2009 9:36 AM
@29
Your post would have been a sliver of amusement had you not misspelled "roll". And thus you fail.
33. Me - May 14, 2009 12:41 PM
@ 16 Yes a badass award would be great! Thanks!