May 14 2009Best Financial Investment Commercial Ever

NOTE: VIDEO IS NSFW DEPENDING ON HOW YOUR EMPLOYER FEELS ABOUT VIVID ORIGAMI SEX ACTS.

This is a commercial for Bontrust Finance. It is arguably the best commercial for a financial institution I've ever seen. Not only was it incredibly well made, but it features lewd sex acts. OUT OF NOWHERE. Which, let's be honest, are the best kind. Except on the Metro. I'm looking at you, Mr. '"Whip it Out Whenever You Want". But no eye contact -- I remember what happened last time!

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Thanks to Harry, who once had relations with one of those little paper fortune teller thingies you used to make in grade school.

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1st

first

err..... second. :)

So let me get this straight, Sterling's a slut?

I cant believe something like that actually got through lol damn thats too funny!!!

Curse your soul websense

ya, i'll have to wait till i get home to actually view anything with moving pictures, i guess in the meantime i'll wait for someone to say something stupid and raise some hell....

Is this really to be aired on the TV?

team america world police did it with puppets already...so why not

6 - I second that. No streaming video, nothing tastless, nothing illegal, no shopping, no vulgarity, no entertainment, no fun. I still can't believe they haven't blocked this site yet!

Shit, I think I jinxed us. Sorry!

oh man...the lols
i wish my money had s-e-x...then I'll be Rich!...(wait is this come? oh it's just coins.)
PEw PEw PEW

I can at least do shoppning....at least until they read this...

okyay, who's going around tempting the gods by mentioning that websense hasn't got GW yet... FAH-Q better knock on some wood... cause i'm knocking on mine right now...

@9 I promise I will never die.

its only funny if everyone else had done it all ready. most likely this is european. i dont have sound. so could tell. i saw one with balloon animals, made out of condoms. and they had a dry humping orgy. its whatever.

Paper cuts gotta hurt bad ........is this why my money has been so F****D ?

Wow! I want to be a part of the creative team who came up with that! Yeah! Hurrah for pushing the envelope!

Does this mean that the British are screwing the US out of their money?

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene int he movie Never Back Down where Max won a big bet on the golf course and then yelled Hey everyone we're all gonna get laid. When they played the tape back on TV though he said they were going to get pizza!

I'm Ollie Williams, and I approve of this commercial.

In other news, IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!

I'm wondering what treatment George Washington got.

I think the superficial writer and the geelkologie writer switch places at times

QUICK! Someone get me some wood to knock on!

Awesome commercial...except that she's a whore

lol at Mao Zedong at the end wanting to have sex with a democratic woman rofl. does that mean china wants to be america ftw?

sounds like the time i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. and then i had sex with this girl. the girl then wore a hood to school and tripped on a rock and cried. i laughed at her because it was funny and she didnt think that it was funny, so she bit my penis off. and it hurt. but then i slapped her and i kidnapped her. THE END

What do you leave on the dresser? People I guess

Actually it's not British currency. It's German Marks. 100 Marks to be precise ( http://simsonsound.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/dm_100.jpg ). It is from the latest series of German Mark. It was replaced when Germany switched to Euro in 2002.

Deutschland Über Alles...

Now this is Win!
Get it on!!


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