Apr 10 2009Mmmm, Brain-y: A Darth Vader Coffee Mug
I'm sure this isn't the first Darth Vader coffee mug, but it is the first I've seen with a removable cap that keeps your morning cocktail hidden from the prying eyes and noses of non-alcoholic coworkers.
Let Darth Vader watch over your coffee as you drink deeply from the dark side with the Dark Lord of the Sith! This attractive (and oh-so-shiny) black ceramic mug holds 24-ounces of your favorite beverage, but what's really special is that it features a removable helmet that keeps your drink from getting cold too quickly. Vader will use the Force to guard and keep it at the proper temperature.
The mug costs $17 and could only be cooler if it had a misshapen ceramic head inside that was slowly revealed as you drink your morning apéritif. And speaking of which -- I think the secretary is on to me. God, mind your own business, sugartits!
Thanks to Don Chi Chi's, who once drank jungle juice out of Vader's real helmet at a party and then threw up.
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Reader Comments
1. core - April 10, 2009 9:50 AM
pretty nifty
2. Heather - April 10, 2009 9:51 AM
Nice. Makes me thirsty.
3. PostBox - April 10, 2009 9:58 AM
goin to get one
http://postboxmusic.blogspot.com/
4. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 10:01 AM
The hypocrisy continues on Geekologie as the GW can type and post the word T1TS and the rest of us can't. Wonderful! Kill the language filter, please.
5. gizmoduck - April 10, 2009 10:12 AM
∑:
6. paineel - April 10, 2009 10:15 AM
this is awesome i need it, got to collect them all
the force is strong with my balls
the force is weak with you
the force wants me to jack one of these in your face
the force in my balls could fill up one of those cups
i could force one of my balls into each of those cups
7. LSDiesel - April 10, 2009 10:27 AM
@6, Nothing like an Epic Fail to start the morning.
Happy (Good) Friday everyone!
8. punani - April 10, 2009 10:34 AM
@5 F[_]ck You... JJK.
9. taintily smitten - April 10, 2009 10:37 AM
I'd rather drink out of a mug of Darth Vader without his helmet.
Anyone?:
http://soupytrumpet.com/uploads/2008/01/unmasked3.jpg
10. LSDiesel - April 10, 2009 10:48 AM
Or this mug! It changes shape depending on how full it is!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Erection_Homme.jpg
11. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 10:52 AM
@10
I should have known better than to click that link. But, I didn't and I'm very glad no one else saw that. *shivers* That will haunt me all day.
12. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 10:57 AM
*Didn't = did
13. taintily smitten - April 10, 2009 11:23 AM
@11: +1
14. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 10, 2009 11:36 AM
Little known fact of the day: The secretary Gw so lovingly refers to as "sugartits" is a very large man who's moobs are so large, they're mitties.
15. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 11:46 AM
@14
You just made me cry a little. *drys tears on own bitchtits* Nobody loves the Shum anymore.
16. Wag - April 10, 2009 12:42 PM
Maybe they can make an R2-D2 toilet while they're at it!
17. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 10, 2009 12:51 PM
@15 - Use your mantits with pride! Next time someone knocks em, titty-slap em in the face. Yeah, I said slap em in the face with your mantits. *Hugs* Still got love for ya Shum.
18. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 10, 2009 1:09 PM
@17
You made me cry again. This time from laughter. Thanks!
19. Don Chi Chi's - April 10, 2009 2:24 PM
Thanks GW.
20. naas 日本に行く in tokyo - April 10, 2009 2:42 PM
mantits hehehe
21. Cervix_destroyer - April 12, 2009 9:10 PM
ive had one of these for over nearly two years now. Tis the perfect ashtray for toking in bed and easy to pass to the left due its helpful handle :D