Apr 28 2009Hmm: TIME's 2009 Most Influential People
Finds moot, the founder of 4chan, at the top of the 100 finalists. Anonymous, did you have anything do with this? Per tipster, z4x0r:
The TIME 2009 Top 100 Most Influential People list's polls have closed, resulting in moot, the founder of 4chan, to be named as the most influential person of 2009. This is clearly due to a massive collaboration on behalf of Anonymous (note: 16,794,368 votes, compared to 2nd place, 2,316,378.) Also to be noted, the first letter of each name, read downward, spells "Marblecake, also, the game." This was also a goal of Anonymous, to spell this particular sentence, in which they succeeded.
Keep up the good work, GW.
Hell yeah I left the 'keep up the good work, GW' in there. That's the shit that makes me wake up every morning. Well, that and napalm (love the smell). Hit the jump to see the top of the list, which does, in fact, spell 'MARBLECAKE (you don't want to know) ALSO THE GAME'. Coincidence, or Scientology is utter bullshit? You be the judge.
Hit it, anon.
The 2009 TIME 100 Finalists [TIME]
Thanks to z4x0r, who just gave me the idea to nominate myself next year. I INFLUENCE SHIT, SON! Okay, not really.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - April 28, 2009 12:32 PM
and guess who's not listed GW?
2. Jackson Ocho - April 28, 2009 12:33 PM
Play this guys.... http://mudslider.mybrute.com
3. Daisy - April 28, 2009 12:35 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down, where Max and Alo Nove left Rush in Triumph being surrounded by his fans. Hellen Reddy, and Randy Backman of the popular band (and Mets winning song composers) Backman Turner Overdrive were aghast at the treatment Rush received at the hands of their countrymen and took up the chase. Unfortunately for them Helen is an old broad and Randy is fat and they couldn't keep up.
4. -Lmega5- - April 28, 2009 12:36 PM
FUUUUUUUUU.....
5. Watch - April 28, 2009 12:37 PM
stfu daisy. Your a waist of space. And also Fr1st!!!!1!111!
6. 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police - April 28, 2009 12:50 PM
@5 stfu Watch. You'RE a waist of space.
7. beep beep - April 28, 2009 12:54 PM
#6, when you try to correct someone's grammar and make spelling mistakes, you end up looking like the bigger douche. You're a WASTE of space. Retard.
8. Dr. Rocktopus - April 28, 2009 12:55 PM
WASTE, YOU NINNIES.
9. Buddy Love - April 28, 2009 1:02 PM
For those who don't know about The Game:
RULE 1: You are playing The Game.
RULE 2: Whenever you think about The Game, you lose.
RULE 3: Loss must be announced.
Spread this to all of your friends!
10. tyler - April 28, 2009 1:06 PM
@9 thanks, i just lost AGAIN.
11. blp - April 28, 2009 1:08 PM
I'm only interested in that "Don't Pay For White Teeth" ad. Intriguing.
12. Pat - April 28, 2009 1:16 PM
I nominate GW for most influential person of the year. This site impacts my buying habits (No companies that support robots!), eating habits (bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon!) and mating habits (mmmm...dinosaurs). Pretty much, it controls my life.
13. hanenbro - April 28, 2009 1:16 PM
I know you said don't ask, but... from Urban Dictionary:
Marble Cake may be used as either a noun or a verb; however, in either context it describes the action of a man anally penetrating either a man or a woman and ejaculating inside of said person. Afterwards the person on the receiving end defecates. If the defecator is a man, he then masturbates into his own feces.
Finally, the resulting mass of feces and ejaculatory fluids is put on a platter and one or both parties partake of the "cake."
14. Tuggis - April 28, 2009 1:19 PM
I just lost the game...
15. Timbo - April 28, 2009 1:19 PM
@13 you're a sick sick person for posting that....
16. Mudkips - April 28, 2009 1:22 PM
so it's like regular cake?
17. Quik - April 28, 2009 1:23 PM
@13
MAN, it is lunch time in the Central. Hold that stuff for later. bleh.
18. CoinOperatedBoi - April 28, 2009 1:24 PM
@9
Thanks, I just lost...again. I hate you I never win at this game!
19. who? - April 28, 2009 1:25 PM
play this guys. better than @2
http://gaaaaat.mybrute.com
20. Watch - April 28, 2009 1:25 PM
@5 STOP STEALING MY NAME YOU DICK!!! DAISY SHUT UP YOURE FCUKING ANNOYING!!! SCREW 4-CHAN!!!
21. Watch - April 28, 2009 1:26 PM
@5 STOP STEALING MY NAME YOU DICK!!! DAISY SHUT UP YOURE FCUKING ANNOYING AND ARE CAUSING SOMEONE TO STEAL MY NAME..
anyways, I dont like 4-chan because of some of the bad stuff they post online.
22. Mr. Krinkle - April 28, 2009 1:29 PM
43-49 spells out "Stab Rats", coincidence? I think not...
23. Jackson Ocho - April 28, 2009 1:33 PM
you can play both #2 and #19, but #2 was first so clearly make sure to at least play #2
http://mudslider.mybrute.com
24. 911 operator - April 28, 2009 1:33 PM
@19 & 20: Sir, we're sending a waaaaambulance right away.
25. photoshop-police - April 28, 2009 1:41 PM
wtf is 4chan? never heard of it
26. uchar8 - April 28, 2009 1:47 PM
@22 - 49-43 spells "Star Bats"
27. jumbo tron - April 28, 2009 1:54 PM
what is "the game"?
28. Mr. Krinkle - April 28, 2009 2:12 PM
@26: Well played
29. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 28, 2009 2:23 PM
How in the hell did Tina Fey's sorry ass make the list?
30. Kokopure - April 28, 2009 2:52 PM
@25
I'd pay a million dollars to buy that kind of ignorance ._.
This is an example of millions of people taking what's meant to be a legitimate poll and turning it into a meaningless game. It's a complete waste of human time, effort, and life.
How long before 4chan elects Moot president :P?
31. Joker - April 28, 2009 2:53 PM
i hate this post so hard i lost eight times in a row.
32. -Lmega5- - April 28, 2009 2:58 PM
@29...they needed a letter "T" for t-h-e g-a-m-e...only reason.
33. Adam - April 28, 2009 3:07 PM
I beat the game once...
The final boss was hard...
34. Anonymous - April 28, 2009 3:14 PM
Lol, I feel terrible for taking part in this. Ten of those 16794368 votes are mine.
35. Pauly Wally Doodle All the Day - April 28, 2009 3:21 PM
number 5 on the list has the absolute BEST last name.... its simply brilliant. =)
36. dliup - April 28, 2009 3:21 PM
@30. You fail to realize that it's hacked.
Thus there are no "millions of people" voting. More like a few thousand people plus some auto-voting programs.
37. todders - April 28, 2009 3:28 PM
@36 thats the depressing truth of the internet...
You haven't seen anything until you've seen MACHO MAN Randy Savage trip/FREAK OUT on a bongful of Salvia:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/166
38. Anonymous - April 28, 2009 4:11 PM
Yes. Good job, anons, work is done for now.
39. Jim Bexley-Speed - April 28, 2009 4:16 PM
POLL'S CLOSED.
40. Jessica - April 28, 2009 5:51 PM
MARBLECAKE
ALSO THE GAME
41. wazmeister05 - April 28, 2009 6:25 PM
@39 lmao
42. Joshua Göhmer - April 28, 2009 7:42 PM
what the hell man?
I've been typing the game in the comments for like a whole month... not cool bro...
I HATE YOU! im sorry i said that GW I love you in a brother sort of way
43. Joshua Göhmer - April 28, 2009 7:46 PM
BTW nothing is greater than /b/ forum... SO FVCKING RANDOM
44. z4x0r - April 28, 2009 8:28 PM
Awesome, the article I tipped off has the most comments I've ever seen.
Geekologie Writer for Most Influential Person 2010!
45. David Davidson - April 28, 2009 9:02 PM
toasting in epic bread!
46. lala - April 28, 2009 11:13 PM
FOR THE LULZ
47. NoTalent - April 29, 2009 12:18 AM
great THrEad is GreAt, gentleMEn
that is all.
48. freeyourmind00 - April 29, 2009 1:56 AM
@6 stfu 1st, 2nd, 3rd Police. You're a WASTE of space.
49. GadgetGirlMarie - April 29, 2009 2:47 AM
you influence me, GW. *nods*
50. Suckmycomment - April 29, 2009 4:24 AM
iv'e never heard of the game, but i just lost at it.
51. you know who - April 29, 2009 4:25 AM
thats cool but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
52. Monopoly Guy - April 29, 2009 5:27 AM
Remember when be was good?
53. Scrooge McDuck - April 29, 2009 5:28 AM
/b/ was never good.
54. Goon Slave - April 29, 2009 6:27 AM
Somethingawful did it waaaaaaay before this.
55. Boxxy - April 29, 2009 12:16 PM
you's trollin'!
56. Ktar - April 29, 2009 1:00 PM
lost the game..
*sings* "first post, go away, second post, Effing gay... "
lol
57. DeeplyTroubled - April 29, 2009 2:47 PM
@16 That's HI-larious. I actually did laugh out loud.
58. z4x0r - April 29, 2009 6:42 PM
Sure, there were lots of auto-voters developed, but "Marblecake" is the primary IRC channel Anonymous used to coordinate the protest against the Church of Scientology.
59. uche emeka - July 23, 2009 9:33 AM
the whole rank think made me thoroughly sick.how uninspiring.