Apr 6 2009Cool: PEW PEW Laser Fashion PEW PEW
Hussein Chalayan is a fashion *PEW PEW!* designer I've never heard of, but that's *PEW PEW!* okay because there are probably only a handful of names I would *PEW PEW!* recognize anyway. Unlike The Superficial Writer who, *PEW PEW!*, can rattle off their names and collections faster than you a normal man can *PEW PEW!* fire up a chainsaw. In this particular showcase, now to be known as The PEW PEW! Collection, Husssein had engineer Moritz Waldemeyer add servo-driven *PEW PEW!* lasers to the dresses. Nice, guys. As you can see, the *PEW PEW!* dresses are sure to be a big *PEW PEW!* hit at raves. Unfortunately, you may never *PEW PEW!* see one because I'm suing the pants (!) off Chalayan. You see, I burnt my *PEW PEW!* retinas out trying to score an upskirt shot.
Hit the *PEW PEW!* jump for a bunch *PEW PEW!* more.
Moritz Waldemeyer puts laser beams in Hussein Chalayan dresses [dezeen]
Thanks to Mike, whose eyes melted after staring at a model's chest for too long.
Reader Comments
1. The Geekologie Writer - April 6, 2009 9:20 AM
PEW PEW!
2. John - April 6, 2009 9:21 AM
You are PEWing a lot today... but nice!
3. Sadelis - April 6, 2009 9:24 AM
Jeez, one man rave!
Imagine the blindingly good times you'd have!
4. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 6, 2009 9:28 AM
@1
I would have been more impressed had you shown us the models without the super lame clothing (aka: nekkid).
5. softlicious - April 6, 2009 9:28 AM
I must be drunk today, on that first picture I see not one, not two, but three women! Man being drunk is great, the number of women you see multiply!
6. softlicious - April 6, 2009 9:31 AM
@Tags -
"Powerfull burning laser of death"?
"Sure why not", "Point your lasers at me"!
7. WHO DEY - April 6, 2009 9:38 AM
They will be Blind before they know it.
8. you know who - April 6, 2009 9:42 AM
man what a waste, that would be cool at a ravers club.
on side note, what GW didnt tell you is that this is from the new star trek movie, the lazers pew pew klingons and the second picture she must be a robot. all angry looking.
9. Ridiculously off-topic - April 6, 2009 9:47 AM
But does anyone know any good music blogs that could compare to Geekologie, I Watch Stuff, and The Superficial?
10. Timbo - April 6, 2009 9:52 AM
Pew Pew....
That's all that needs to be said
11. catch22 - April 6, 2009 9:59 AM
terrible idea... did they at least hand out eye protection or are there like 5000 audience members with cone damage waiting to sue this asshat designer
12. Melissa - April 6, 2009 9:59 AM
Not even GW knows what PEW PEW means. In fact, legend says the first people to use that expression were punched in the face for making no sense and sounding retarded. May history repeats itself, soon.
13. Haha - April 6, 2009 10:02 AM
It's really sad that the GW has to pad his already lame writing with such a stupid phrase. He really writes like some middle-aged man, sitting on his Compaq Presario he got from Best Buy a couple years ago to "just check my e-mails and maybe get some nude pictures", going to Urban Dictionary to find the latest phrases the kids are using these days. I'm surprised he didn't toss in his usual "ZOMG!" or "OM NOM NOM!" with this god-awful smattering of "PEW PEW". We get it, dude. You're "down with the kids" and "hip to our lingo".
What I don't understand is why he's still writing here. All you need to get is a program that scours Gizmodo, takes a post from there verbatim, and then just throws internet memes in at random spots.
14. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 6, 2009 10:07 AM
@13
We already have that program. It's called GW v.3.2.0. It's updated with the latest pussification algorithm and random meme incorporation.
15. Amaranth - April 6, 2009 10:09 AM
I'm in the industry and that is the dumbest thing I have ever seen in a while... hope he has a good lawyer b/c I would be suing the shit out of him for messing up my eyes.
16. Hiland - April 6, 2009 10:37 AM
i had read or heard years ago.... that up until his death, Elvis Presley's next stage outfit was supposed to incorporate lasers... I wish I could say where I heard this...
17. Dr.Freak - April 6, 2009 10:39 AM
Maybe don't wear this to the airport?
18. naas - April 6, 2009 10:41 AM
Wow thats pretty stupid, and since someone's taken the initiative to make do this why just use red lasers?
19. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 6, 2009 10:41 AM
@16
The inside of a bath house locker room?
20. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 6, 2009 10:43 AM
2nd pic after the jump - That's a Man, Baby!
21. Rich Wapp-o - April 6, 2009 10:46 AM
That's a pretty sexy sombrero on number one there. She should accent her look with a big black gringo moustache.
22. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 6, 2009 11:44 AM
@21
You are an idiot. Crackertastic folks like myself are the gringos. Please see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gringo
If you're going to use racial slurs, please be bright enough to use the correct ones, douche.
23. Watch - April 6, 2009 12:12 PM
This is _fcuking____sweet!!!
24. Watch - April 6, 2009 12:21 PM
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25. ~zeus~ - April 6, 2009 1:18 PM
OMFGWTFPEWPEWIONCANNONZFROMSPACE!
26. Pew³ - April 6, 2009 1:58 PM
no comment
27. tine - April 6, 2009 7:19 PM
http://www.style.com/fashionshows/video/S2007RTW-HCHALAYA
you should watch the spring 2007 show, the dresses transform, and one disappears into a hat!
28. Daisy - April 7, 2009 6:43 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where MAx and Baja set up a laser satellite to shine onto their teachers house and pop all the popcorn they put in it.
29. Peregrinus - April 7, 2009 10:56 AM
I wonder if they did that to the song "Blinded by the Light"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMiV5Ls_LVU&feature=related
30. Melissa - April 7, 2009 10:57 AM
@ 22 Instruct yourself... Gringo is not a racial slur. Only white people think it is because they can't figure out where the work comes from.
31. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 7, 2009 3:15 PM
@30
English isn't your first language, is it? Don't try to school me on language when you don't know how to use it. Cünt.
32. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 7, 2009 3:17 PM
P.S.
Slap nuts up above used it as a racial slur. Not me. Stupid fücking cünt.
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