Apr 7 2009But He Was Just Here: More Urban Camo
Urban camouflage is an ever growing fashion trend as more and more crazy people seem to be out to get you for no particular reason besides being batshit insane. Also, stalking. That's a problem too. Quick, look outside -- I am in your bushes! Can you see me? Sucker -- stalkers can use camo too! Now, look at the second bush to the right. Other way -- your right. You see me waving a stick? Made you look -- that's my penis! Honestly, what do you think?
Hit the jump for five more worthwhile ways to hide in plain sight.
Urban Camouflage: The Art of Hiding [toxel]
Thanks to Matt, who once tried to hide from a ninja by standing on a toilet in a bathroom stall. It didn't work.
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Reader Comments
1. naas - April 7, 2009 11:49 AM
That's not so urban camo, but clever :)
2. Que - April 7, 2009 11:49 AM
Que ninjitsu.
3. naas - April 7, 2009 11:51 AM
take that back, 3rd & 5th ftw
4. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 7, 2009 11:54 AM
That plant on is creeptastic!
Seriously, all but the last 3 were horrible at best.
5. catch22 - April 7, 2009 11:56 AM
all i can think of is that dude from "toys"
these are infact, pretty stupid
6. Dooode - April 7, 2009 11:59 AM
fake, there's no one in picture 3!
7. 24bit-whore - April 7, 2009 12:00 PM
@5 I'll give them one thing though, they are wasting their time more creatively than we are commenting on geekologie.
8. tangelax - April 7, 2009 12:08 PM
I've got no strings, to hold me down!
9. Melissa - April 7, 2009 12:09 PM
That seems very time consuming and completely useless. Just like this website.
10. Sinical - April 7, 2009 12:30 PM
Jesus, did they all watch Be Kind Rewind together?
If I can see your FACE I'm going to shoot you in your stupid FACE. I won't even get you a towel.
These camo jobs are terrible.
11. Milkman - April 7, 2009 12:37 PM
The library and finger eleven ones are the best
12. Staplerzzzz - April 7, 2009 12:38 PM
Psht, lame! Mine's so much superior
http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3420931055/
What's up now?
13. bgb - April 7, 2009 12:45 PM
LOL at the potted plant one
14. Gold Chunk - April 7, 2009 1:05 PM
I shouldn't have hit the jump.
15. Elmo - April 7, 2009 1:18 PM
I dunno if I saw a floating head I'd punch it...
16. Stash - April 7, 2009 1:34 PM
Just like everything that becomes trendy and cool here in the States, the Japanese did it first:
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/10/20/world/asia/20japan.html?em&ex=1193198400&en=2d37e48f1fcd907c&ei=5087%0A
And like always, they did it better, too.
17. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 7, 2009 1:44 PM
@16
Thanks for the tip, douche.
http://www.geekologie.com/2007/10/japanese_lady_produces_unique.php
18. LSDiesel - April 7, 2009 1:55 PM
These are so gay.
19. Eddy - April 7, 2009 1:56 PM
Wow. We did this for my first year in art school and they actually looked about this good. I wish I had pictures of mine. It was a giant hoodie painted with the same paint they used in the elevator.
20. guate6 - April 7, 2009 2:19 PM
Pretty good
21. hollywood_hillbilly - April 7, 2009 2:58 PM
Javla svenska!
22. catch22 - April 7, 2009 3:14 PM
@7, id argue that im getting paid to be here, they are just wasting time
23. 24bit-whore - April 7, 2009 3:42 PM
@22 Ok well then, it's not wasting time.
24. FIRST!!!! - April 7, 2009 4:23 PM
FIRST!!!
SUCK IT!!!
25. Fuzzy Ink - April 7, 2009 4:55 PM
Hilarious! This reminds me of the toilet camouflage video. At least good for a laugh.
26. Watch - April 7, 2009 6:24 PM
awesome
27. Cheetos - April 8, 2009 3:06 AM
Damn Artsies
28. Graf Zeppelin - April 8, 2009 6:01 AM
@GW: He's hiding in WHAT bush?
29. R3CL1N3R - April 8, 2009 9:03 AM
dopeness woooooooooooooo
30. Victoria - April 8, 2009 11:13 AM
If they had one for subway camo I would totally get myself some. =]
For the glory of making grown men cry.
31. wq - April 9, 2009 4:26 AM
POT HEAD wooooo a pun
32. Madzay - April 12, 2009 4:35 AM
the most successful ones would be the Bus stop ad, and the notice board....i must say the notice board one looks like the laziest LOL
My kind of disgues!!!
33. John Ears - April 12, 2009 2:18 PM
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sign up and complete an offer
34. Lillian - April 20, 2009 3:17 PM
This is sooooo stupid. I can't even begin to state how sipmly stupid this is. These people have waaay to much time on their hands. I mean seriously, get a life...... Or a job. Maybe even a hobby. It's just a waste of time. Fricking creepy stalkers!
35. KAINSULEZC - April 21, 2009 6:14 PM
4.8.15.16.23.42
LOST!!!!!!!
36. LonnieBubonic - April 24, 2009 12:16 PM
i dig the bus one pretty goote.