Apr 29 2009About Time: Anti-Robot Denny's Commercial

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Truthfully, I rarely go to Denny's because I prefer IHOP's Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity combo (two eggs, two bacon strips, two pork sausage links and two buttermilk pancakes crowned with cool strawberry or your choice of fruit compote and whipped topping). But I may make a change after seeing this commercial, which highlights the importance of eating a hearty breakfast in the fight against machines. You can't go fighting those robotic bastards on an empty stomach -- they'll gut you like a fish! The Grand Slamwich from Denny's: it's what John Connor would do.

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Thanks to Scurls, who knows a Carnation Instant Breakfast just won't cut it.

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1. naas - April 29, 2009 11:30 AM

RUN EVERYBODY!!!!! ROBOTS!!!!!!

2. Ryan - April 29, 2009 11:30 AM

1st dumb bots go to hellz.

3. Leonidas - April 29, 2009 11:33 AM

John Conner: John Connor's cheapskate cousin.

4. Daisy - April 29, 2009 11:37 AM

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max spent the night in a "haunted mansion" to prove how tough he is, and found out that the haunting was made up to keep people away from the house, which was being used to cook some badass rock.

5. spellingASSHOLE - April 29, 2009 11:37 AM

hey, GW - #3 said it, and i'm backing him up.

this is the SECOND time you've taken the future saviour's name in vein and spelt it wrong - CONNOR, not Conner -christ's sake man - the movie comes out in 3 weeks.

thanks, geekulugy writor

6. Pew³ - April 29, 2009 11:39 AM

HA HA!

The first time I saw this commercial on TV I thought "Geekologie is totally going to post this"

Then I thought.

"But not for a while until it's OLD"

7. MacMaster - April 29, 2009 11:40 AM

I would eat it but I don't eat meat so it would end up just being a egg cheese sandwich. Wait a minute, that sounds delicious!!!

I go to Denny's because they have deals where you can pick 3 items for $5 so I just pick 3 stacks of pancakes and it feeds my kids for $5!

8. childhealthservices - April 29, 2009 11:45 AM

@ #7

wow, you deserve a friggin' parenting award!
5 dollars feeds your 3 kids!! lol.

you must have so much money left over for crack!

denny's is whack - that food gives you the shits for days.

9. Erica - April 29, 2009 11:46 AM

That was hilarious.

10. PAt - April 29, 2009 11:47 AM

Is this a tie-in with "Terminator Salvation"? How is that going to work? Denny's product placement in the post-apocalyptic world?

11. Pew³ - April 29, 2009 11:52 AM

@7. You know, some people that don't eat meat don't eat eggs either. I guess some people consider it a meat.

Just an observation.

CHICKEN KILLER!!!

12. chubo - April 29, 2009 12:07 PM

ummmm doesn't that sandwich look tasty... *slap* snap out of it that robot is controlling your brain it looks like someone has chewed up some ham and cheese and vomited it into two slices of toast then wiped there arse with it.

13. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - April 29, 2009 12:39 PM

No Denny's in Cincy. *weeps* I guess another trip to Casa De Waffle is in order.

14. kreebilicus - April 29, 2009 12:43 PM

i don't eat eggs as they're unfertilised CHICKEN PERIODS!!!!!! although i have been known to suck on the occasional fallopian tube. but cross-species period ingestion is disgusting.

15. Watch-303 - April 29, 2009 12:57 PM

VIRAL AD FAIL! this is the worst viral ad for a movie ive ever seen.

16. GTO--Josh - April 29, 2009 2:13 PM

did you not see the breaking news on Gizmodo about the robot attacking a man in Sweden????

GW get on task man. It was on national news this morning.

17. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - April 29, 2009 2:41 PM

16 - That was posted yesterday... Way stay on task GTO...

18. Splithorizon - April 29, 2009 4:32 PM

what did the robot say? ;)

19. whynot - April 29, 2009 10:49 PM

hahahaha I saw this on tv today and I totally thought to myself "This has to be on geekologie"

creepy commercial

20. Mr.Nevermind - April 30, 2009 12:19 AM

I carved a better robot out of a turd!!!

21. Ashley - April 30, 2009 4:03 AM

Do they make a spitting in your food version of that beastly robot?

22. Clifurd - April 30, 2009 4:36 AM

That's right, FIGHT THE MACHINE!

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