Mar 24 2009Tired Yet?: The Periodic Table Of Controllers

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Haha, just when you thought the periodic tables were beat to death with a lead pipe like the way I did that hooker zombie last night -- think again! WICKA-POW, the periodic table of controllers! Hit THIS BUTTON to see a bigger version. You know, one you can actually read. And speaking of actually reading -- I never learned. Thank God for speech recognition software, am I right? End post. Google "dinosaur porn". Delete. Google "dinosaur porn triceratops". What the? I said END POST. Strike out previous six sentences. I SAID STRIKE OUT PREVIOUS SIX SENTENCES. Shit. Oh well, nobody actually reads Geekologie anyways, right? Google "dinosaur porn stegosaurus".

And Now, The Periodic Table of Game Controllers [gizmodo]

Thanks to ardas, who MOM CAN YOU PUT A KID CUISINE IN THE MICROWAVE FOR ME?

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first??

SECOND BITCHES

borrring

While I am loyal to you GW & we both know this, the periodic tables have gone a little stale since the nazi's chuck norris

These tables are getting boring... Geekologie guys, please, stop spamming, its getting old and unimpressive

Too many tables

TINA TURNER

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice

Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus

Periodic tables still needed:

Vagina shaving styles
Robot death moves
Pew Pew weapons
Zombie types

the table news sucks but the article was WIN, funny idea with the voice thing!

We had a Magnavox Odessy (#1). It was basically "Pong". There were two control knobs so you could move your little box around like an etch-a-sketch and that was pretty much it. To play different games, instead of graphics, you had plastic overlays to put on your TV screen. Later we got a rifle accessory that you could use to target shoot the little box floating around on the screen. When we got bored we tried to program big blocky graphics on Dad'sTRS-80 (Trash 80). ... meeeeemmories...

as much as i dont getthe appeal of these... and dispite that it was written on a piece of paper that doubled as a cocktail napkin/coffehouse coaster... i do kinda enjoy this... id never want it on anything, but i do appreciate that i saw it.....
....with that said, please GW enough with this periodic table crap...its as lame as the poorly made cakes

NOBODY F*CKING CARES.

There is nothing periodic about this table.

yeh seriously these tables arent interesting at all. stop.

There is only one shaving style for women... bald eagle!!!

Holy crap! do you know what time it's here!? *shudder*

That's right, nothing can beat the Periodic Table of Chuck Norris:

http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1380/periodicchuck.jpg

its retarded how there is so many nintendo ones. its like one guy made an entire career out of slightly shifting cut out buttons and a d-pad around a blank peice of paper. and as soon as it went a few milimetres out of its last spot he got paid and they made a new nintendo gameboy

How about a periodic table of giant penises visible from space? Surely there are enough.

I'm so sick of these.

It's only a matter of time before there are enough of these that some oh-so-clever douche bag will put together a "Periodic Table of Internet Periodic Table Jokes." Won't that be funny!?

This one is actually really cool, and the most well-done/useful periodic table so far. Unfortunately, GW linked to a small version that doesn't let you see the details. And the readers here aren't bright enough to find the source image:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/techthis/3368683205/sizes/o/

Anyway, great post.

@17 It's listed chronologically for every system that was made, so the Nintendo additions are simply necessary, and they're only excessive for the handhelds, of which Nintendo obviously has made more than any other competitor.

Where is WASD?

all of your stuff is either random or funny,but no fear is here, mr.cool man is here! I got a very very cool idea,if you could put internet,tv,and radio,and also a headphone hole to plug your headphones incase you wanted to listen to music or a music video on a watch,if you could make the screen a little big,so you could see it good enough,everyone would faint of happiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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