Mar 16 2009I'm Toasty: Pogo Failures Warm The Heart
Let's face it: watching people hurt themselves is one of life's most simple and rewarding pleasures. Especially when they're doing something as stupid as extreme pogo-ing (if that's even a real thing. read: it's not). The video is 5:30 long, but the last two minutes don't have any pain, so you don't need to watch them. I did though, hoping they were building up to somebody losing the entire stick up their ass, but sadly, no.
Failed Pogo Stick Compilation [break]
Thanks to MoD, who doesn't have time to pogo because there's always a woman between his legs. Nice MoD, I want a woman there -- all I have is a lapdog.
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Reader Comments
1. boom boom - March 16, 2009 11:40 AM
BOOYAH! FIRST
2. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 16, 2009 11:44 AM
@1
BOOYAH! GHEY
3. naas - March 16, 2009 11:44 AM
Nice - slams & bails on cement & rails... good stuff.
@1 yes you're a loser, the tardstrong front lives on
4. softlicious - March 16, 2009 11:58 AM
Top Five!
I hope it ends up in Whacked Out Sports!
5. softlicious - March 16, 2009 12:04 PM
Geekologie is slow today, no more posts about a funny sports misshap? Must be that people have got lives now.
6. guate6 - March 16, 2009 12:06 PM
Ah yes, the human body: protecting idiots since the dawn of man (good thing we're resilient)...but you know someone out there will get the Darwin award sooner or later...
7. Ollie Williams - March 16, 2009 12:11 PM
Blocked at work. Sucks.
8. Moose Knuckle - March 16, 2009 12:14 PM
Isn't this roughly the same as giving somebody an aluminum bat, closing your eyes, and saying "surprise me"?
9. naas - March 16, 2009 12:22 PM
@5 Most of us do, where does that leave you?
@7 bummer Ollie
@8 Yes, roughly..... Whens the next drawing going up?
10. softlicious - March 16, 2009 12:33 PM
@9 - Hah! You are here arn't you! That means you got no life!
11. Moose Knuckle - March 16, 2009 12:34 PM
@9 I actually spent my sunday painting a sign on an awning, I might post that, but I'm also working on a drawing, if I finish it before I go to vegas this weekend, I'll post it.
12. todders - March 16, 2009 1:06 PM
Pogo fail.
yo, you guys haven't lived until you've seen "A FIST FULL OF BILLY RAY CYRUS" (some hilarious Southern Justice!)
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/155
13. Daisy - March 16, 2009 1:12 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was selling Canada mints to Rush Limbaugh under the ruse that they were Oxy Contin. Rush was on tour of Canada thinking he was the Rock Band Rush, and the Drugg addicted listenerd couldn't tell the difference between Rush's heartbeat and the Neal Peart drum solo. Half way through YYZ though the Mints wore off, and Limbahgu wondered out loud what he was doing in Canada, or USA lite as he likes to call it. The outraged canadians shoved his pogo stick up his butt and made him jump it all the way back to the USofA.
14. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 16, 2009 3:14 PM
Can't watch. Video Blocked. This sucks.
15. m0nkey - March 16, 2009 4:00 PM
this is stupid. it was boring after the 1st guy.
16. josh - March 16, 2009 4:03 PM
Glad that Pogos are back in. Bring on the Jarts
17. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 16, 2009 6:34 PM
LMFAO @ "Jarts"
18. Dusty - March 17, 2009 1:56 AM
The best one is at 3:15... :-)
19. Mitchell KLein - March 17, 2009 2:12 AM
IM in an internet cafe and im about to get kicked out from laughing so hard, i burst out laughing and almost spat on the woman next to me by accident. But i dont understand why every one is looking at me, its the video thats funny not me? :S
lol
20. Spith - March 17, 2009 4:43 AM
Aah, there's no better way to start the day than to watch people accidentally bounce their faces off the ground.
21. Jeezy - March 17, 2009 8:57 AM
This video was lame the first time I saw it on Break...
Honestly, it starts out with people getting hurt, then starts showing some awesome stunts. There's no flow, it's poorly edited and not Geekologie-worthy.
22. supernova_hq - April 13, 2009 6:26 AM
Ok, it's official, GrandTheftAuto needs pogo sticks!!!
oh, yeah, and #21, Geekology has standards?!?