Mar 19 2009Beer2D2: The Most Delicious Robot Yet
Beer2D2 is the illegitimate child of BaR2D2 and a cocktail waitress (or this amp) and makes beer-fetching robots obsolete because he IS the beer. What's your new alcohol-toting buddy made of?
Beer2's technical specs:Head - 1945 chrome BLC utility light shell.
Eye - vintage movie camera lens w/adjustable spring-loaded aluminum casing.
Body - 4.7 liter "adult soda" mini-keg.
Legs - propane tank valve handles, brass spacers, drilled-out washers, pair of aluminum Lady Josephine shoe butler (wall-mounted shoe shine holders).
Feet/base - 3 mini bread loaf pans, lamp hardware and a 1/2″ precision drilled aluminum base plate.
+assorted nuts, bolts, screws and, of course - lockwashers!
Daddy, I want a Beer2D2 and I want it noooooooow! GLUG GLUG GLUG. Oh yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about -- robot brains. Hey, no biting! ZA-ZA-ZA-ZING!
Beer2-D2 [make]
Thanks to jj, who noted that this droid is indeed, "Rad to the power of Sith". And Alan, who accidentally left the tap open and drained R2 of all his deliciousness. Damn you!
Reader Comments
1. Logy - March 19, 2009 9:08 AM
I want it
2. Sean - March 19, 2009 9:13 AM
This is sweet!
3. crimson skies - March 19, 2009 9:28 AM
cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want one.........
4. crimson skies - March 19, 2009 9:29 AM
and 3rd :-)
5. crimson skies - March 19, 2009 9:29 AM
and 4th and 5th :-)
6. jj - March 19, 2009 9:31 AM
holy web 2.0, batman!
i'm on ur blogz, sharin' the fame! :D
7. Pat - March 19, 2009 9:44 AM
I have need for you on the Master's sail barge...
8. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 19, 2009 9:47 AM
HA HA HA! I knew it. The GW love to suck robot cöck!
9. poop on my small shaft - March 19, 2009 9:51 AM
Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
Chorus
Im your private dancer
A dancer for money
Ill do what you want me to do
Im your private dancer
A dancer money
Any old music will do
I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice
Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus
10. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 19, 2009 9:58 AM
¡ǝɔıןod ǝɥʇ ʞɔnɟ
11. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 19, 2009 10:00 AM
˙ʇɐǝu ˙ʞɔıɹʇ ,sɐɐu ʇno pǝɹnƃıɟ ı ˙ןooɔ
12. naas - March 19, 2009 10:11 AM
ahhh, thursday... It's cold in chicago again, but not for long...
ʇı ʇoƃ noʎ 'ʎɐʍɯnɥs ǝuo ǝɔıu
Beer2D2 looks like a minifig in that picture, why so little? Let's see a keg made of out that missile that broke through Wyatt's floor when Gary & him tried making the 2nd girl but forgot to hook up the doll in weird science, now that'd be something
13. Brian - March 19, 2009 10:20 AM
Heineken! F*&^ that Sh*&*$#t. PABST BLUE RIBBON!
14. softlicious - March 19, 2009 10:26 AM
Haaaard!
Steeeeel!
No, this robot can't have steel, it's impossible because of the Whiskey Dick Syndrome. It's a known fact that beer turns all hard steel into Whiskey Dicks, therefore this robot can't have hard steel in it, it's actually Whiskey Dick.
15. Anubinomicon - March 19, 2009 10:28 AM
this is the droid i am always looking for.
16. mike - March 19, 2009 10:34 AM
Hey beep boop bop (translation) i'm soooo totaly F***ed up man.
And that my friends is why the only robots we need is beer bots
CAN I GET A H3LL YA
17. bar room hero - March 19, 2009 11:04 AM
...too bad Heineken tastes like mouldy @ss
18. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 19, 2009 11:07 AM
@17
PABST BLUE RIBBON!
19. R2-D2 - March 19, 2009 12:17 PM
Beep Boop! Did i give these f******ds allowance!?
20. R2-D2 - March 19, 2009 12:28 PM
Blip boop! I'm made from recycled parts! Cheap ****holes! Beep!
21. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 19, 2009 3:55 PM
Does PBR even come in kegs?
22. lanceuppercutt - March 19, 2009 10:05 PM
R2DBrew. FTFY.
23. UYA - March 20, 2009 3:45 AM
eww Heineken
fails for being made with that crap beer
24. bar room hero - March 20, 2009 11:33 AM
@21,
Yes Pabst does come in Kegs, but it may be a regional thing because I have only had Pabst draft in the Northern Midwest (Bottles too).
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