Feb 23 2009You Need Help: Bella's Womb From Twilight


I never read or saw Twlight because I'm a pseudo-adult man with almost 1/2 my dignity intact (I saw Mamma Mia in the theater). To my credit though, I have seen Blade several times. Anway, some Twi-hard -- wait, they're actually calling themselves that? Yes, they are. Wow, I need to sit down for a minute. Whoa, office chair -- bad idea. Floor it is.

Oh yes, one creative (and creepy) Twilight fan actually took the time to felt together Bella's womb, complete with -- wait for it -- an actual felted mutant fetus inside! Who in their right mind does stuff like this? Seriously, who wakes up one day and says, "Ya know, I think I want to spend the next week or so recreating what Bella's womb would look like with a mutant fetus inside, and then maybe share it with fans on the internet ... because they'll of course think I'm, like, completely normal and stuff."

Why do I get the feeling whoever made this also put up a Craigslist ad asking for a vampire to impregnate her? I swear, what the hell's the matter with people? That said, I am 100% vampire. Baby, I will do you like it's 1499 and not hesitate one bite to put a sun-fearing baby in that ass. Just sayin, I pick and eat my own scabs.

Fan Made: Bella's Womb from 'Twilight' (aka Creepiest 'Fan Made' Ever) [cinematical]

Thanks to Jules, who doesn't want a vampire baby, just a little werewolf.

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ooookkkaaayyyy..... first?


and ebay will seel it for too much money to some 13 year old girl using daddy's credit cards

This is a scene from never back down where Daisy was raped in the ass with a jesus dildo.

Who's Bella?

Whats funny is that while I type this...GW has a "advertisement" for twlight casting call on his site just above the comments. Who's the nerd now!

Wait wait wait...

Vampires impregnate up the ass?

I'd be a liar if I said I didn't learn anything today.

A god damn liar.

Shits weak!

I have one question: Why? Dear god, WHY?!

I guess that was technically two questions, but I believe my point stands.

I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
I read that series. 3 times. This still disturbs me to the point of *puke*. Come on people. Out of everything you could've wasted your time making from that story, you chose this????????
It looks like Jacob coughed up a hairball.

I have no idea what any of this is about. For some reason, that makes me a little proud.

Looks suspicious around...

You sure it wasent a Geekologie.com user?

I don't get it. Felt? If you're going to make a model of an impregnated vampire's womb have the decency to use modeling clay. God!

when is my local hot topic or spencer gifts going to carry such a marvilous product... i MUST own this

@11 right with you..


this is wonderful

twilight sucks

Anyone else hungry now?

Uhm.... is that in the book??

The womb shown just before the c-section, performed by the baby's father, with his teeth.

you know, i hear most girls shave down there. Bella has a massive hairpie in her womb. yick!

@18 well said.

I don't get it, I watched that movie (on illegal download), and I still don't get the appeal. It was essentially a crappy B-movie vampire flick, what's the fuss over this?

No, no ,no, what a halfassed job. I want to see Bella's womb (whoever the hell she is) BEFORE the mutant fetus - that's right - I want to see the little fanged vampire SPERM swimming to their fated meeting with Bella's egg. Lots of vampire sperm, that's what would be cool. I think I got a boner just now. Does that make me gay? or a vampire?
PS I'm a 10 year old girl....

24- The movie has nothing on the book. As a matter of fact, the movie sucked ass IMNSHO. Although I'm not sure the book has the same appeal to men as women. How to explain... The first book was nonstop anticipation. It felt like that moment right before your lips lock in a first kiss, or the moment you feel your lover's hot breath right before oral - it built up like that, without any sex? IDK, but it was worth a read for me and a few people I know. Don't think you'll be too into it though, no underaged nudity =P

Twilight can suck this rooster in my pelvic area,clearly with pubes.VAMPIRES DON'T EFFING SPARKLE!

Hey, twitards. This is what your fandom has wrought. Generally when a fen's greatest achievement looks like a rotten Easter egg, it's because the crazy people who are in it are delusional. Though, I don't blame the fandom. I blame the ridiculously horrible books.

Go read some Bram Stoker and get back to me when you're not craving an emotionally abusive relationship.

Thank you Oh god Thank you!!!


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's were all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was assigned to partner with cagney, and while they were chasing a crook, cagney saw him dump a satchel in a dumpster. She pulled it out as evidence, and chased him while carying the bag. MAx caught the bad guy, and cagney was horrified to find out the bag contained explosives.

28- You mean dating an uber controlling, obsessive, slightly sociopathic man isn't healthy? Shit...

No underaged nudity? Yep, fcuk it, not worth the effort...

@26 So basically you're saying it's the first romance porn novel people can openly buy, which also happens to be aimed at pre-teenage girls? ... I can see why it's sold, but not why it's considered THAT good.

Lol...lt is so interesting, I can`t help laughing...Bye the way, Have you guys ever heard of" R i c h M a t c h M a k i n g . C 0 M^"? My friend said it is a dating site for successful singles and suggestted me to find a pretty girl there. Just wondering if all the girls there are looking for money rather than true love?

33- It's not really a "great" book. The writing is ok, the story could've been developed a bit better. It's just addictive. Have you noticed the people telling you it's "that good" are the addicts (fans)... I love that book - I'm only slightly ashamed to admit that - but I'm not going to tell you it's an amazing novel.

did this person just go, wow, i have some felt left over my gcse home economics coursework, what should i do with it, oh i know...i'll make bells womb with a HALF vampire feotus in it. wow. i want to meet this person now.

how do you even tell that's a "Bella's Womb"?? It could be any womb, for that matter. Do you think she made a matching "Edward Scrotum"?


Oh my F****** VAMPS!! what the Helven!??? I make clay models of people I like... characters I like, accessories and props of characters I like... but a womb!!!! Sweet UV bullets!!! that's a little too much!!

I love Twilight, but that is one of the sadness, and lamest things I have ever seen.



i think i might be an anomaly. I really enjoyed theTwilight books but somehow i do not want to bite rpattz or vise versa. in fact i am turned off by THE (www.)superficial's(.com) Pulitzer prize winning reporting of rpattz's aversion to bathing.

OMG that is so nasty. I'm sure that bella from twilights womb is beautiful.


welcome to my video game

is it me or does that look like a rotten orange?

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