Feb 27 2009Successfully Marketing Your Bike On eBay

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Australian eBay seller yellowscooter knows how to sell a damn bike. Dude could probably sell gamma radiation to The Hulk.

This is a max wicked sick BMX. It's a Reliance Boomerang and it's done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE - Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it's an old BMX, but it's radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos - 234. Sick Wheelies - 687. Skids - 143,000. Bunny Hops - 2 (my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I'm Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts - 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't mind.

Damn, I'm pissed bidding has already ended -- I desperately need that bike! I'll do anything to be Rad to the power of Sick! Because right now I'm hovering around Lame to the power of Healthy. And let me tell you -- it gets no ladies. Hey GW, how many ladies you getting? NONE.

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Thanks to Jackson and russel, who are both Raddest to the power of Sickest.

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FIRST

Super first sick

3rd

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was training to ride in bicycle races. He wore gay shortys and spoke italian. When he finally got to race with the italians they stuck a tire pump in his spokes.

i'm sold.......andi think pregnant.....

This person's been reading Real Ultimate Power a bit too much lately...but hell, it's sure as sh*t funny!

omg I am in love.

I think i'm pregnant from reading that awesome commentary

This guy is Douceh to the power of Nozzle.

Pregnant by BMX stunt? Try explaining THAT to your parents!

"I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever."

this dude is 4REAL!!!

i think my orientation just changed

I want him to be my friend.

@ The Jakester
Me too. I'm gonna ask him to be my friend.

OMG. I just came!

I'm so rad I once rode a Raleigh shopper (this one http://www.raleighbikes.dk/image/jpg/R09_SHOPPING_Trent_Pink.jpg ) to work wearing a suit and every girl I passed got pregnant. Xtreme fo real

great salesmen skills.. I'LL TAKE TWO!!!!

this f****ingperson ripped me off i've been doing this shit for years
f**** you. fight me


Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on " C e l e b m i n g l e. C o M " It is a hot celebrity and millionaire singles club, OMG!!! They are indeed so rich that they feel boring ..

Ha! This Manly Bike for Sale on craigslist was even better: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/765370039.html

I'd so rather ride a man bike than a gnarly maxxxxx bike any day, but that's just how I roll

He'd get more points if he was selling a big wheel!!

He's Rad to the power of Sick

Corey Delaney, you did it again!

These things were funny when they first came out, but now they're just overdone and old. Each one just comes off like it's trying too hard.

"throw your hands in the air, like you just don't mind."

LOVES IT.

This has to be the guy who was auctioning the bike.

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/teenager_throws_kickass_party.php

I'm moving to AU and training under this kid in the noble art of radjitsu. Then I'm going to straight up dominate in every bar ever with my superfly shin kicks and gnarlybad jabs.

*barfight

yo beetches, this is awesome to the the MAXXXXX!!! to the power of sick... not the cold kind but the "yo beetches, look how sick i am *throw up*(for styling points of course)"

@15- I just gained a whole new respect level, if this were mario in sickville, hed have like 2000 mushrooms and peach and daisy in bikinis, thats how sick the bike you rode is

When I open my bar in Vegas, I'm gonna hire this guy as my promoter.

David at the Dentist just got PWND!!!
Rad to the Power of SICK....that's got mileage baby!

"Welcome to Starbucks, how can I help you?"
"Yeah, I would like a Venti espresso drink with Rad to the power of SICK!"

"Do you know how fast I clocked you in that intersection?"
"Yeah officier, my car was going at Rad to the power of SICK!"

First! I'm not very good at this, am I?

I want that! Wow the power of persuasion...I'm opening my wallet now.

I work with the guy who sold this bike. One time, I saw him ride up eight flights of steps while eating a subway.

SHIT HOT

ive never been so effing happy reading a geekologie entry

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand im pregnant

@33- im typing with my left hand because as i type, my right hand is thrusting money it took out of my wallet into the monitor... oh shit... oh shit................................................................ sorry, it opened paypal

Yo Mad Machines!
Thanks for the support.

It’s hard to remember, but I’m pretty sure the radest combo of stuntz I ever did involved two kittens, a plank of wood and my cousin’s Game Boy Advance. It was so extreme that I need a blood transfusion every time I remember it.

Another time I did a flickout so big that my leg caught fire.

Anyway, keep on pluggin.

Also, you can be my friend on Facebook, but only if you are sick enough. Search for Wicked Styx and if your stuntz are up to the challenge, we can sick out together.

This is Wicked Styx, maxing out to the extreme.

Out.

I think it was this guy, I'm surprized no one has figured this one out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZenE1WTXBs

I'm a guy and this makes me wanna get pregnant!


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To Comment: #4
Its not photoshopped. The shadows aren't wrong, its just that there's 2 light sources, and one (in front of camera-man) is bright, but only hits the table not affecting the majority of the bike. The other light source its behind the camera-man and isn't as bright, but you can see it on the floor around the back tire, you can also see the camera-man's shadow from the 2nd light source.
Its not photo-shopped.

Disregard my comment. I didn't know that "Daisy" spams MANY of these blog posts, saying the shadows are wrong and then saying some scene from a movie.

Cool bike,
Melbourne.

hey
cool bike
i wanna this.....

Cool bike, ..These things were funny when they first came out, but now they're just overdone and old. Each one just comes off like it's trying too hard.

ebay ticket selling

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