Feb 18 2009Smell Gamey? You Need Playstation Soap
So check it: you smell like ass. I'm serious, you're reeking up the interwebz. You need to get yourself some $5 Playstation controller soap from Etsy seller Digitalsoaps. Looking for something a little old schooler? No problem, they sell $8 NES controller bars as well, in such exotic flavors as pink sugar, juicy watermelon, apple jack and peel, coconut lime verbena, dragon's blood, and unicorn's semen. On a side note, when I get ripe my pits smell like really onion-y chili-cheese dogs. Your musk is different. But I like your natural pheromones. I think I'm attracted to you. Kiss me. Did you feel any chemistry? I felt some. It felt like your boob. I copped a feel!
Hit the jump to see the NES controller soap.
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Reader Comments
1. SouthSideHope - February 18, 2009 5:05 PM
I think i was just mental raped by GW... ughhhh.. time for a hot shower..
No you can not watch....
2. ridenSmile - February 18, 2009 5:10 PM
sloppy seconds!
and cool
3. Carlito - February 18, 2009 5:12 PM
mmm te da la ilusion de jugar mientras te duchas???
4. axel - February 18, 2009 5:16 PM
they're wireless? do they actually work as controllers?
5. Watch - February 18, 2009 5:17 PM
SOAP GOES PEW PEW PEW!!!!!!1111!!!!11!!!!!
6. gizmoduck - February 18, 2009 5:19 PM
thats cute. i vant vone
7. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 18, 2009 5:21 PM
I can't wait for the follow-up article that reads: "Stoned gamer tries to eat soap, ends up shoving controller in ass-crack"
8. QUASIMODEM - February 18, 2009 5:25 PM
"Reeking", surely.
9. Kyle - February 18, 2009 5:29 PM
next someone will mod an acual remote into one
10. Lieutenant Bob - February 18, 2009 5:32 PM
No vibration, no deal.
11. Pew³ - February 18, 2009 5:56 PM
I havent seen you all day. Its not the same when youre not here.
Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
12. Craig - February 18, 2009 6:24 PM
I would prefer to use the curved surface of a Wii Nunchuck to clean my boys down below.
13. gizmoduck - February 18, 2009 6:43 PM
@11
there some soap you can use to fix that poo smell
14. Pew³ - February 18, 2009 6:51 PM
That's the smell of desire my lady.
15. Pew³ - February 18, 2009 6:51 PM
You know, desire smells like that to some people
16. gizmoduck - February 18, 2009 6:52 PM
i got the poo on me
17. Pew³ - February 18, 2009 6:54 PM
Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
18. Darth - February 18, 2009 6:56 PM
Ever wondered how much bacterium,germs,fluids and other creeps are on your Playstation,Xbox or mouse? I rather don't know.I'm sure this Playstation Soap has at least a positive psychological effect.Because we don't wash our hands anyway after a toilet visit during a game.
19. Pew³ - February 18, 2009 6:59 PM
@19 ¡Lave las manos!
20. supernova_hq - February 18, 2009 8:39 PM
I'm sorry, but does the summary actually say "flavors"?!?
Is this a typo, or do they actually expect you to EAT this stuff?
21. elDuendeVerde - February 18, 2009 9:06 PM
Man, just when I think all the great ideas are taken...
22. Antidaisypatrol - February 18, 2009 9:10 PM
daisy better not be here
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24. Daisy - February 18, 2009 10:11 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max got the high score on a videogame in a local score. When he heard the store was going to be demolished he feared the loss of proof of his greatest achievement, andhe bought the game so he could keep it. He moved the game to his house, and found out the hard way when its unplugged the top score is reset.
25. strenith - February 19, 2009 1:06 AM
yay now i have a ligament reason to rub a controller all over my body!!!
oh!! i know!!
they should make a mr. game and watch bar of soap!!
26. strenith - February 19, 2009 1:09 AM
p.s. at first i thought it was jello....
OM NOM NOM
27. Zira - February 19, 2009 1:19 AM
Atari controller?
28. judy - February 19, 2009 3:03 AM
I strongly suggest a H ot place
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29. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 19, 2009 12:05 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
Pffbbt, like gamers shower/bathe...
30. JFreezy - February 19, 2009 3:41 PM
Ahhhhhh crap! If I have a soap controller in my hands, then where is my real one? *Feels ass vibrating* Oh there is it! I think I like it there.................
31. finfan - February 19, 2009 5:38 PM
"in such exotic flavors" ??? GW Do you EAT the soap???
32. Akyho - February 21, 2009 12:32 PM
Yeah i think in order to get a girl i need to cultivate my own speacle smell....which under the right areas i smell like weed......and i dont smoke or hang around people that smoke it to get that smell.....so i am waiting till i get a druggie bitch to get addicted me to me....just if she gets whacked up on mushrooms while i am whacked up on 1 up mushrooms....i might get burnt whens he tries to smoke me.
33. She-gives-me-a-fever Lefevre - February 21, 2009 2:35 PM
Funny, every so often my b.o. smells like oatmeal and brown sugar.
mmmmmm.... is that delicious breakfast I smell? Guess again!