Jan 14 2009What Did I Just Type?: A Klingon Keyboard


Want to make sure nobody in the office steals your keyboard? Well how about a Klingon one?

This exclusive Klingon language keyboard is based on the best selling G83-6000 series keyboards from Cherry.

It is a good quality keyboard with 105 keys, PS/2 connection and is available currently in black. This keyboard will be available for delivery from mid November, but demand for this limited edition is high so reserve yours now to be the first with this exclusive model.

"Good quality", pfft, that's marketing speak for piece of shit. Why do I get the feeling somebody got a great deal on a bunch of old keyboards and retrofitted them with Klingon keys? Right, because that's exactly what happened. Get your today for about $65. Thankfully, I got mine yesterday. jIH 'oH tlhIngan chugh SoH Har wIj nach 'oH qab SoH ghajbe' leghpu' wIj penis!

Klingon Keyboard: for serious Trekkies only [dvice]
Klingon Translator (in case you need help translating)

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I do not speak Klingon. Thus, it saddens me that GW's here written penis joke will be lost to me forever.

<3 Tyranno

As much of a geek that I am, I never watched star trek. It was too nerdy for me compared to star wars. I did see wrath of khan though, that was ok for it's time


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Tender Dracula where nothing much happened for several hours while music played.

How do you say "Never Back Down" in Klingon?

Never Back Down is universally translated.

^ ^ ^ absolutely right Ollie, even though I know nothing klingon & if that phrase is even klingonably possible

hehe there's a Daisy comment in the dvice article but not here? Pro ably not the real Daisy, there's a few too many of them these days

someone done took my b from that word. You *astards!!

Quoth Geekologie writer: "Want to make sure nobody in the office steals your keyboard?"

I think owning this keyboard will make sure nobody in the office talks to you or interacts with you in any way, shape or form.


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja was working for a company that was also implementing ISO 9002 quality standards. The first product they designed that adhered to the new processes was a keyboard, and it worked perfectly except it was missing the letter Q

PS/2 Connection? Seriously, why would you make a $65 keyboard and then give it a PS/2 connection? f***ing Klingons. baQa!


He provides a tlink to a ranslator so you can understand his joke.

"I am Klingon if you believe my head am bad you hasn't seen my [penis]" is what that penis joke translates to, if you trust online klingon translations.

Nice way to prepare for the aliens before they actually come to visit earth.

i want to sit on it.

is that so wrong?

Literally "Never back down" is " [never] DoH bIng". Or a close but literal translation to "No back down" would be " ghobe' DoH bIng"

Yes, I'm at work and I'm bored...

@18 - I can't access the translator at work, it's "filtered"...
ghobe' DoH bIng!

I think the penis joke is supposed to be:

I'm a Klingon if you think my head is bad you should see my penis...

FAKE - Klingons don't use Windows, the drank the Kool-Aid and are stuck with their Macs ;)

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