Jan 8 200960% Of The Time, It Works Every Time: Anchorman's Sex Panther Cologne
I didn't really like Anchorman, but that's neither here nor there. Now you can buy officially licensed Sex Panther cologne from the movie for only $30 per 1.7-oz spray bottle. No word if it's made with real panther bits or smells like gasoline, but if I had to guess, I'd say wear Old Spice. You'll remind women of their grandfathers. And that, dear reader, will leave more chicks for me. Thanks, suckers!
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Thanks to Flickledorx, who doesn't need cologne to be flammable. The man is hot!
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Reader Comments
1. rooolando - January 8, 2009 12:01 PM
first!
2. Came - January 8, 2009 12:04 PM
i just came
3. Simply Doe - January 8, 2009 12:10 PM
I'd do whoever wears this.
Panther obsession, ya know?
4. known - January 8, 2009 12:13 PM
What's that boy? You ate an entire wheel of cheese? aaaand you pooped in the refrigerator?? Wow I'm not even angry..... that's amazing!!!
5. no way did you just say that - January 8, 2009 12:15 PM
WTF? who the f*** doesn't like Anchorman!?
6. phil McCavity - January 8, 2009 12:19 PM
FAKE !!
this is just like the film anchorman whereby....
...oh wait
7. tylerdurden - January 8, 2009 12:20 PM
You don't like Anchorman? What the hell?
"It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice."
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
8. VF - January 8, 2009 12:21 PM
smells like bigfoot's dick!
9. Will - January 8, 2009 12:23 PM
Ha awesome! I've just bought some :-)
10. gizmoduck - January 8, 2009 12:24 PM
i just came
11. gizmoduck - January 8, 2009 12:27 PM
stings the nostrils
12. known - January 8, 2009 12:30 PM
You'll be saying WOW everytime..... shamwow!
13. deka - January 8, 2009 12:33 PM
that movie was hilarious!!
but who would actually wear the cologne?
14. VF - January 8, 2009 12:34 PM
@12
I hate that shamwow prick with a violent passion.
15. known - January 8, 2009 12:39 PM
#14: maybe somebody touched you inappropriately when you were a baby, why else would you have such anger from an infomercial spokesperson? There's a new one he does you know, the slap chop! 'Now your life is going to be exciting!'
16. Daisy - January 8, 2009 12:44 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was training to fight action jackson, and he used the meat packing plant where Baja's brother worked nights to hit the sides of beef like a punching bag.
Max almost won the fight, and all over the grocery stores were complaining about meat with broken bones.
17. Timbo - January 8, 2009 12:56 PM
That movie was awesome.
18. Mcfeely Smackup - January 8, 2009 12:58 PM
Oh come on! This sex-panther cross promotion website is almost 3 years old, why the f*** is it news today?
19. Ollie Williams - January 8, 2009 12:58 PM
Loved the movie. "Baxter... is that you? Baxter! Bark twice if your in Milwaukee!"
20. known - January 8, 2009 1:01 PM
^ ^ ^
hehe, yup
21. VF - January 8, 2009 1:17 PM
@15
don't really see the connection between child molestation and hating an infomercial spokesman, but whatever, I suppose projecting is fun and somewhat alleviating.
22. Panda - January 8, 2009 1:27 PM
I have an extreamly important and horrifying news story. I need everyone to STOP what ever you are doing and listen.. CANONBAL!
God, who doesnt like the excentric comedy styling of Will? Did you know that all the jokes were improvised.
23. known - January 8, 2009 1:30 PM
#21: somewhat alleviating yes..... somewhat
never back down!
24. Lisa - January 8, 2009 5:29 PM
@14 I understand your pain, I've seriously considered having the oxyclean guy assassinated.
25. buzz_clik - January 8, 2009 6:26 PM
I agree with the bemused posters in here that can't believe GW didn't like Anchorman.
P.S. I just came.
26. Adelle - January 9, 2009 8:49 AM
Love the Sex Panther! Its wicked great just like the Brawndo! Keep making the great products guys!
27. sebastian - January 9, 2009 9:54 AM
when in rome....
28. Zack - January 9, 2009 1:31 PM
ANCHORMAN WAS HIS BEST MOVIE YOU FOOL!!!
29. G - January 9, 2009 3:56 PM
HOW DID YOU NOT LIKE ANCHORMAN?!
30. Drunken Heathen - January 10, 2009 2:16 AM
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING!!!
31. Dr. Death - January 11, 2009 2:48 AM
i have to be honest that smells like pure gasoline
32. Dr. Death - January 11, 2009 2:49 AM
theyve done studies you know
60% of the time it works ever time
33. SciDv8 - January 14, 2009 4:51 PM
I heard it smells like a crapped filled baby's diaper who ate indian food mixed with month old tiger's urine. My eyes are watering just thinking about it! It gets the chicks though (out the door!).
34. bob - November 2, 2009 8:22 PM
LAST!
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