Dec 11 2008Wrong, Just Plain Wrong: The TwoDaLoo
The TwoDaLoo is a toilet made for two. Just the thought of it disgusts me.
The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It brings couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station.
Oh yeah, because a "modest privacy wall" makes it all okay. WTF! Available now for wholesale, the units cost $1,400 apiece and the minimum order is 12. So yeah, you ever shit out in the open with 23 other people before? *sniffle* God, I miss college.
Thanks Tali, like they say: a family that shits together, uh, starts to look at each other differently.
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Reader Comments
1. mike - December 11, 2008 11:28 AM
pretty sure than was an SNL commercial skit in the mid 90s...
2. shalan - December 11, 2008 11:28 AM
yeah it was!!
3. Jesse - December 11, 2008 11:29 AM
OH GOD.
4. Daisy - December 11, 2008 11:33 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max used the transporter while there was magnetic interference and became 2 differentr Max's. One who was nice, and one who was mean. Baja figured out a way to put Max back together, but Max found out he wasn't complete with his angry, more primitive half.
5. Tom - December 11, 2008 11:38 AM
Mike - Ding! Ding! Ding!
http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_the_love_toilet_by_niagara
6. 18B1 - December 11, 2008 11:38 AM
This is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong !!!
I'm sure it was designed by a guy who don't have any hobbies
7. Ollie Williams - December 11, 2008 11:41 AM
FAKE!! Total Photoshop job. The privacy wall is all wrong with the shadows and texture.
This looks exactly like a scene from an old SNL skit where guest star Kevan Costner was a guest on Jeopardy with Will Ferrel. Darryl Hammond playing Sean Connery chose Famous Titties for $500. Needless to say, it all ended up with Sean Connery telling Alex Trebek to "suck it" and that his "mother's a whore".
Basic Photoshop filters could have made this look more realistic.
8. Thumperchica - December 11, 2008 11:41 AM
Wrong, on so many levels, I don't even know where to start...
9. Madgame - December 11, 2008 11:46 AM
Courtesy flush becomes absolutely essential here
10. LSDiesel - December 11, 2008 11:48 AM
Yes. I'm going to get married to girl who will shit with me in the morning, and have long conversations with me after a chili dinner. A girl who doens't mind the smell of my previous meals, and who will listen to me talk, even though the gas I pass is enough to render an elephant useless.
Nothing like an early morning PEW with your one and only.
11. BK5000 - December 11, 2008 11:48 AM
Tenth!
12. chet - December 11, 2008 11:57 AM
Yeah this was a SNL commercial skit. It was called 'The Love Toilet' .....pretty funny.
13. ptitz - December 11, 2008 12:12 PM
when i was a kid shitters in our school did not have walls between them. but thats just because someone broke em off. probably our gym teacher. he got arrested on child molesting charges at some point.
14. known - December 11, 2008 12:15 PM
Thanks to Daisy for taking a lame posting (no love lost GW) and making the comments worth reading. I too, do not feel complete with my angry primitive half.
15. You Got Trolled... - December 11, 2008 12:40 PM
@4. I think it is fake too. But I've seen Never Back Down before and I don't know what scene you are talking about. I don't even think there was even a scene with toilets in it. It sounds like your describing a different movie. It even sounds like your posting for something else, not this toidy for two.
You are confusing.
16. LSDiesel - December 11, 2008 12:52 PM
Does anyone else smell that? Fresh Noob.
17. Yea... and it's you. - December 11, 2008 12:58 PM
"Trolled" keeps responding to Daisy's comments like he is new to the thread, and all you veteran threaders keep calling him a "Noob," cause you aren't paying a damn bit of attention.
Congrats, your comment has failed. Points for trying though.
Daisy... you suck anyway.
18. You Got Trolled... - December 11, 2008 1:12 PM
17. shhhhhhh, this is funny!!!
19. Dirty Paul - December 11, 2008 1:13 PM
@15 - Never Back Down is a movie? I thought Daisy made that up.
20. Somebody - December 11, 2008 1:23 PM
"I thought this was for Siamese twins...My Bad...ROFL."
"Home value just dropped to: FREE"
21. DrNecropolis - December 11, 2008 1:48 PM
Finally, I can take a dump and my dog can get a drink at the same time!
22. Kurt - December 11, 2008 4:04 PM
The Love Toilet - Victoria Jackson & Kevin Nealon share the most intimate moment of them all... The commercial featured a single-based toilet with two seats placed so that the seated users faced each other. "Because when you're in love, even five minutes apart can seem like an eternity." In late 2007, an actual model called the "TwoDaLoo" was made available for sale
23. ShittinBricks - December 11, 2008 5:35 PM
This makes me want to dock my iPod shit with my whole family. When does the ThreedaLoo come out?
Next up: The side-by-side dual enema.
24. Ollie Williams - December 11, 2008 6:59 PM
@23
Too late on the dual enema. Come to my place on Saturday, let's make it threenema?
25. Jeff W. - December 11, 2008 10:05 PM
This was on SNL like 10 years ago.
26. LeftRIGHTLeft - December 11, 2008 11:12 PM
there's a post on best of craigslist about this... just sayin
27. daisy2 - December 12, 2008 12:16 AM
This would be helpful in families with a lot of kids. Growing up with 7 brothers and sisters, some of us would share the seat on occasion (when we had very little butts, that is). When you gotta go, you gotta go! I guess the modern home has more than one bathroom though, and for the boys there's always the backyard!
28. X-zibit - December 12, 2008 3:20 AM
Yo dawg, we heard you like taking a shit so we put a toliet in your toliet so you can shit while you shit!
29. Magaciappi - December 12, 2008 5:48 AM
Awww! So cute! The perfect wedding gift for a classy couple.
LOVE IS...using the same piece of toilet paper.
30. Mr. Man - December 12, 2008 8:37 AM
dualing at its brownest
31. CaptainJugglebug - December 13, 2008 7:35 PM
7 inch screen and i-pod docking station?
Jesus I could live in this thing
32. twhite - January 5, 2009 6:07 PM
it ruined my marriage!
33. Travis - May 23, 2009 7:09 AM
To those saying it's fake - this is a computer generated image of the product, it's not a photo of the actual product. How often do you see toilets floating in white space with shadow feathering around their edges in real life?