Woman Leaves Berlin Wall For Garden Fence

A 54-year old woman who was married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years is now cheating on the iconic landmark with a local garden fence.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer (Berlin Wall), who has been diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality, claimed she fell in love with the wall when she first saw it on TV as a child. She began collecting "his" pictures and saving up for visits. On her sixth trip in 1979 they tied the knot before a handful of guests.

"The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he's too thick - my husband is sexier."

While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she had a full, loving relationship with the wall.

WTF! Sadly, since the destruction of the wall in 1989, she hasn't been back to visit her lover and has "shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence."

Wow, cheating on the Berlin Wall with a common garden fence -- that's like leaving John Holmes for The Geekologie Writer. HIYO! Just kidding, I'm hung like a, well, it's not really long enough to hang. :(

Woman married Berlin Wall [ananova]

Thanks to Megan, who wanted to marry the Sistine Chapel until she met me.

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Woman Leaves Berlin Wall For Garden Fence

\n\nA 54-year old woman who was married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years is now cheating on the iconic landmark with a local garden fence. \n\n

Mrs Berliner-Mauer (Berlin Wall), who has been diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality, claimed she fell in love with the wall when she first saw it on TV as a child. She began collecting \"his\" pictures and saving up for visits. On her sixth trip in 1979 they tied the knot before a handful of guests.\n\n\n\"The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he's too thick - my husband is sexier.\"\n\nWhile she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she had a full, loving relationship with the wall.

\n\nWTF! Sadly, since the destruction of the wall in 1989, she hasn't been back to visit her lover and has \"shifted her affections to a nearby garden fence.\"\n\nWow, cheating on the Berlin Wall with a common garden fence -- that's like leaving John Holmes for The Geekologie Writer. HIYO! Just kidding, I'm hung like a, well, it's not really long enough to hang. :(\n\nWoman married Berlin Wall [ananova]\n\nThanks to Megan, who wanted to marry the Sistine Chapel until she met me.