Dec 12 2008That's It, I'm Moving: Robotic Statistics

first?

Not me...I'll take my chances against the decepticons instead of my chances getting AIDS

who wants to come to Okinawa with me?
any takers?

I for one welcome our inevitable robot overlords.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete hpotoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where the robot trucks have Max and Baja cornered in a truck stop and they escape through a drainage tunnel.

"This is a complete hpotoshop job"

come on Daisy.
spell check dear

Someday, SOMEDAY we will learn that Africa is not a country.

OMG they are coming , I saw documentary about this there was a this woman named Sarah and she was getting chased by the Governor of California and some grungy looking guy from the "future". and I pooped my pants when you find out the Governor is a robot . So yeah Africa it is then we can become Pirates OH BOY !

Meanwhile it's the reverse for the apparition of new pathogens, most of which coming from the African bush. Nowhere is safe! We're screwed!

I, for one, choose death by robot over death by disease.

@5 hpotoshop job? YOU TRIPPED! Hahahahaha! Burn bitch! Just when I thought you're a program/bot, your post showed a tiny glitch - which is why it made me realize you're just a JAVA Script. hahahahaha!
I love you tho.
(I need to download DirectX 10 and Java)

Wow Japan! This should be the right time to say... too much time on your hands.

And I just realized Russia doesn't have robots. Y'know why?
Everybody knows that robots cannot survive the cold.

By the charts, there are a lot of robots that seem to be sedentary and good at doing only menial tasks more precisely than a human....but I AM afraid of that 25% unspecified robots doing 8.5% unspecified things.

Also, Daisy, seriously?

Seriously, can't Daisy die already? It was fun when the senile pensioner started doing it a few months ago but now it's just pathetic. And for the Imposters out there - go suck a dick.

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords!

I, for one, will shit the robot overlords!!

hmm unspecified huh? would that include back rubs, and nuclear strikes?

OMGWTFBBQFAILSAUCE! why the f*** would you want to go to okinawa??? that place was f***ing WEAK!!!!! but sure you know... if you love tons of prostitutes. That place is f***ing humid as shit! and besides, that humidity would def make for some fast rusting of the robots. Okiawa sucks they kept having typhoon warnings and shit, that place sucks. You take a shower and walk out for like 2 minutes and your nutts are like sweaty and shit...... f*** that!

I, for one, laugh at your sweaty nuts!!!

At least we're below Belgium

What about all those poor robots who will lose their jobs if we don't bail out the auto industry?!?!

They need us to survive.

Robots are awesome. I wouldn't mind a government fully run by robots. That means whenever I get pulled over by a robot-cop, I can deploy the EMP I have hidden in my trunk.

Shit, my radio doesn't work....

GW you complete n00b, you've obviously not been paying attention to Michio Kaku, greatest physicist in the world! He said that todays robots are as intelligent as a retarded cockroach. Are you afraid of a retarded cockroach?

@Fish

No one ever mentioned anything about Africa being a country.

@the rest

I'm moving to Antartica, gonna go look for the ancient outpost, who's joining me?

The US dont need any robots... they have latinos!

@23 Wow! What an attempt of actually being funny, huh? Well, guess what? Latinos(the ones you referred) actually work their asses off. I'm not even gonna point out whose racist here, but I sure do know that sitting your ass all day on the computer explains why people think about f***ed up shit.
And by the way, if your joke was really funny, what's the point in there?

@24 Where is your turn off button, Pedro?

Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi OI Oi

yayy im relatively safe

Where the f*** is Africa?

HA there are like none in Ireland.
Except for this one guy...and he could figure out a Rubix Cube in under a minute.
WE'RE F***ED!

Anyone else seeing the connection between successful automotive industries and use of robots? The US seems to be pretty safe from both at the moment, ha ha.

@21
epic fail xD

@7
Someday, SOMEDAY you will learn some critical graph comprehension skills. Clearly the first figure shows Africa as a REGION.

Meet you at the airport, Fish.

at #23...racist? I am latin, and I am sure I work more than you...thats why the world hates USA...

Pfff too much development into worker robots...not enough into killbots or sex bots.

I tell you what we dont want. Robots working behind a bar. No way. I only get served before everyone else because im a sexy f***er and i get my flirt on. Male or Female i dont care long as im getting me drink on. A robot bar tender would just serve u according to wait time...no way am i being served after some drunk scag with urine running down her leg and a lazy eye.

Also robot taxi drivers would be crap. Unless the program them in with right wing opinions. Then i guess it would feel like home.

Gx

Don't come to Africa. You better off with the robots than the 'manufacturing workers' here.

I don't know, that place called World can't be so bad.

japan owns. the top three countries are secretly making transformers to take over the world.

FAKE!!!!

That's a complete PhotoShop job. You can tell it's a fake because all the shadows are wrong.

This looks just like the scene in the movie "In Hell" where Van Damme enters a diarrhea dump contest and found out that Japan takes the world's most immense diarrhea dumps. He then trains his bowels for an entire year, thus producing a diarrhea dump of extreme proportions.

the evil computers that secretly run the world would like you to know they are most pleased at the progress being made. your time humans is limited.

@21 Retarded cocroach?

a) How the hell do you know he studied retarded cockroaches?
b) Said bug will survive long after we die when the world ends... (think Cockroaches In Spaaaaaaaaaace! Will there be a Miss Cockroachy? Damn Muppet Show....)
c) Have you not noticed robots have been taught to play ping pong and insult us at the same time? Bastards! Not to mention their knowing where the knives in the kitchen go... AND they are learning to cut food? And hunt down people? AND .... no, my taxes will still get screwed up...

Result:
WE ARE SOOOOO SCREWED! (Except for having our taxes done right... god forbid!)

Thanx GW! Luv ya! ;)

Maybe the unspecified and other are the iDogs... (fingers crossed)

I really appreciate your help.Thank you very much!

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