Santa, Quick!: A Millennium Falcon Sled

It's a well known fact that Santa hates my guts because I caught him boning a reindeer one foggy Christmas Eve while I was trying to piss my name in the snow (not Rudolph though, it was dark). So I'm probably not gonna get anything, but I figured I'd try anyways.

Santa,

Just writing to inform you of a last minute gift idea for yours truly -- a moderately priced ($35) Millennium Falcon sled. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Sincerely,

The Geekologie Writer

P.S. SLED OR DIE, SCUMBAG.

Damn I write a convincing letter.

Star Wars Millennium Falcon Sled [ohgizmo]

Thanks to Pat, who's holding out for an AT-AT sled.

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Santa, Quick!: A Millennium Falcon Sled

\n\nIt's a well known fact that Santa hates my guts because I caught him boning a reindeer one foggy Christmas Eve while I was trying to piss my name in the snow (not Rudolph though, it was dark). So I'm probably not gonna get anything, but I figured I'd try anyways.\n\n

Santa,\n\n\nJust writing to inform you of a last minute gift idea for yours truly -- a moderately priced (\$35) Millennium Falcon sled. Thank you for your time and consideration.\n\nSincerely,\n\nThe Geekologie Writer\n\nP.S. SLED OR DIE, SCUMBAG.

\n\nDamn I write a convincing letter.\n\nStar Wars Millennium Falcon Sled [ohgizmo]\n\nThanks to Pat, who's holding out for an AT-AT sled.