Dec 31 2008I Like Cold Beverages: The Cooper Chiller


The $60 Cooper Cooler Rapid Beverage Chiller chills a beer down to 43 °F in sixty seconds. So, at the moderate drinking rate of one beer per 45 seconds, you only have 15 seconds of down time until the next beer is ready. Not too shabby. You just fill the P.O.S. with ice and water, and presto: it rotates your can, all the while hosing the aluminum bastard down with cold water. Of course, if you're looking for something a little more powerful -- something that can cool a beer instantly -- I've got two words for you: witch titties.

One Minute Drink Chiller Works Better Than A Fire Extinguisher [ohgizmo]

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"down town" or "down time"? Sounds like GW has already used this often today.


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like tha scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja are the subjects in an army test to freeze people for a year. Unfortunately the army forgets about it, and they wake up 500 years in the future. It turns out that society declined over the last 500 years, and Max is now the smartest man on the planet.

You know if you put 3 dozen cans of beer in a cooler with ice, later on you can slam cold beer faster than 45 seconds. You also won't need this $60 toaster-hybrid looking thing

Also the antidote to a penis enlarger....




Ah, so that's where cousin "Canchiller" went! The rest of the Transformers will be getting together for a bitchin' new year's partaaay this fine evening. Destroy your human overlord and join us later!

Bunch of fail.

why waste $60 on this when you could just as well spend that $60 on more beer, then just use the ice that this thing requires anyway and chill it with plain ice. f***in waste of time

Use ice, water and salt for the quickest chilled beer. Or a fire extinguisher, if it's handy. Thanks, Mythbusters!

So, it spins your beer? Isn't that kind of stupid? I like cold beer, but I don't want cold agitated beer.


This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Tender Dracula where Dracula, his resurrected man servant and the others are all serving on a US Navy ship which is teleported. The ship reappears fifty years in the future, with only the two drunk overdubbed make up artists as survivors. The rest of the crew are either gone or melted into the side of the hull.
One of the drunk overdubbed make up artists spends the rest of his life making spicy hot jerky from the resurrected man servant.

This thing is crap. i know something that can chill things much faster than this....

My ex!!!



Why is everyone so down on a rapid chilling machine? I've been waiting for this for YEARS! I can't wait until they have larger ones that you can put more than beer in, like an anti-microwave oven (a microwave freezer!). Food's too hot? Micro-chill it! Trying to make potato salad with boiled potatoes? Micro-chill it!

And it's only $60 because it's new. Microwaves used to be several hundred bucks when they first came out. But I guess people would say THOSE are a waste too because you could just heat things up with a regular oven....or an open flame.

Wow... whoopdee f***ing doo. They've only had these things out for over a decade now.

I have one of these! Well my sister and I bought our parents one last Christmas. It's pretty sweet. And it's not exactly new, at least not in the UK. It's been out here for a while.

Anyway. Yeah, it's a great thing to have =]


I would like to titty f*** a witch with a tall boy...the thing is trying to get a grip on the ugly bitch to hold her still...the "hold her like a six pack" method doesn't always work.

I'm confused, to all of the "OLD" commenters: Where does it say/guarantee the postings will be of "NEW" stuff??????

@17 - deviant sex + wix pack ref. you = WIN

Not for nothin, but this is waaaaay old. This has been out for at least five years. I'm sure you could find this in an old Hammacher catalog. Yawwwwwn. Is it 2009 yet?

+4 Internets for the Haggard reference.

Internets for the Haggard reference.

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