Nov 7 2008Stylin' And Profilin' (And Kicking Myself In The Nuts For Writing That) With A Mario Hoodie


Looking for a sweet new hoodie to rock this fall? How about a Super Mario inspired joint? The MarioFlauge hoodie is currently available for pre-order and will set you back 65 pieces of eight. It's jam packed with enough golden coins, warp pipes, and phallic mountains for even the most discriminating hoodier. DO WANT.

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Thanks to Dan, who wears a hoodie the only way he knows how: backwards. You see, Dan is special.

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Does it come in "Underground Level" blue?

What about "Bowser Boss 1"?

I Want This. NOW!


Lame! I need this shit to come in super fat f*** size. It's getting to cold out for the tarps to work anymore.

It doesn't get cold enough here to wear that. Whats with the Mario resurgance lately anyway?

@6 For some of us (me) Mario never went away.

Times like this I need another sugar momma. Dayum, I want.

@6 Are you from Scotland or something?

The other shirts advertised on the site are actually pretty sweet.


This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadows arew all wrong.

This looks a lot like the hoodie int he movie Never Back Down, that Baja used as a pillow then Max kidnapped her and made her ride in the trunk of his mustang.

pretty sweet. underground blue would be even prettier and sweeter.

@9 No. why? Does it not get cold in Scotland, or are you saying the Scottish don't care much for Mario?

I'm not a Mario hater, but I'm not going to parade around in Mario gear either. I'll save my geekie pride for Star Wars wear.

Besides, we have an employee here that looks like he could be the real life Mario. We want to put up some Mushrooms and Turtles and stuff on his wall. He's not going for it though.

Pew pew

@ 11 You read my mind. Or maybe the in the dark mushroom levels.

If this came without that gay thumb thing I'd consider buying it.

@14 - the gay thumb thingie is why I want it... hrm!


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I love Super Mario! but more importantly....


This is cool as I grew up with mario like most here but only a girl could pull off wearing this as a guy wearing this would look.. bigtime gay-tarted (*See guy in above pic. I rest my case.)

@16, pardon me officer, but f*** you! (not 'butt f*** you')

That's pretty sketch...

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That'l learn ya!
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I think I would like it with a Haunted mansion and a bunch of boos everywhere... yeah... boos.......

Yeah and that guy is gay-tarted

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They'll eventual sell this and shit like it at Hot Topic for emo kids who have been dupped into believing they're a unique snowflake.

this guy looks like some asshole that went to my college. i would love to slug him in the BH and give him a black blue and brown eye.

Wouldn't this look nice in underground level blue? That geezer's got a colossal chin.

They aren't even Mario graphics, they're third-world sweatshop knockoffs. Since when do coins have big "C"'s on them, and those warp pipes look like coffee tables.

skater clothes, mannn

I'd agree to dress up like princess peach, as long as it's pixelninja designed it and wore it first.

Wouldn't you?

Where can I get this?!?!?!?! Please email me [email protected]

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