Nov 19 2008Yes!: Star Wars Arts And Crafts For Sale
Star Wars arts and crafts: I just can't get enough of that shit. It's like juice, but not liquid and nowhere near as sugary. Actually, I'm trying to limit my juice intake because I've been drinking too much lately and it's making me run up the walls. Well, not literally. Yes literally! I fell and hurt myself pretty badly. Broke the coffee table. And a cat. Anyway, today on Etsy we have some $5 patterns to make your own crochet Darth Vader and lightsabers, a $12 finger puppet Yoda, and a $950 sequin Darth Maul "painting". Hit up the jump to see them all. And then hit up your parents up for some beer money. Then we can go drink by the train tracks!
Hit it like a vending machine with a half-vended Snickers.
Etsy (Darth Vader pattern)
Etsy (lightsaber pattern)
Etsy (Yoda fingerpuppet)
and
Etsy (sequined Darth Maul)
As always, thanks to Jenny, The Bloggess, for kicking ass and taking crafts.
Reader Comments
1. GRAMMARNAZI - November 19, 2008 6:10 PM
"LAST!!!!"
2. austin - November 19, 2008 6:10 PM
first
3. austin - November 19, 2008 6:10 PM
first
4. austin - November 19, 2008 6:11 PM
EPIC FAIL on my end guys.
5. Bobby Langley - November 19, 2008 6:12 PM
They've taken it too far. Enough with the plush toys already. First the iPhone then back to Tard Wars. Sheesh
6. A REALLY BIG, HAIRY BUMCHEEK - November 19, 2008 6:13 PM
IF YOU'RE NOT FIRST, YOU'RE LAST
7. Moose Knuckle - November 19, 2008 6:17 PM
Badass, except the lightsabers, they kinda look something from an adult bookstore.
8. Steemo! - November 19, 2008 6:27 PM
My "life partner" has a drawer full of those mini colorful light sabers, they even make weird vibrating sounds. They smell like shit though.
9. Star wars fan. - November 19, 2008 6:28 PM
Is it me or does the Darth Maul look like it was drawn by Trey Parker and Matt Stone?
10. Daisy - November 19, 2008 6:33 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is just like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Baja stiches some cocaine laced puppets together for Max, not realizing that Max eats puppets when he's nervous. Later on she finds out that Max ate them for breakfast along with some bacon flavored ice cream the next day, because when he appeared on wheel of fortune that afternoon he freaked out, jumped into a cardboard box & ran out of the room.
11. Moose Knuckle - November 19, 2008 6:37 PM
I think people who post in all caps are soooo awesome. It really makes your post, like, sooo important looking. Like what you have to say is , like, deep.
YOUR LABIA IS STICKING OUT
deep...
12. Joe - November 19, 2008 6:39 PM
I liked the part where the girl thought that she was eating spaghetti but was actually feasting on the brains of monkeys.
13. Gizmoduck - November 19, 2008 6:39 PM
cute little weenies
PEW PEW ZAP ZAP
lulz
14. Gizmoduck - November 19, 2008 6:45 PM
the kitty looks like it is ready to eat your soul and poop out little nuggets of death stars and other gay star wars related thingys.
15. Elmo - November 19, 2008 6:49 PM
Oh dear... I wonder if they put kitty weed (cat nip) in any of those lighsabers...
16. Gizmoduck - November 19, 2008 6:55 PM
completely unrelated but " Britney Spears 'married for the wrong reasons,' has recording talent of a ham sandwich " f***ing awesome....
very lulzy.
cant stop lulz
17. rainbowcinderellageek - November 19, 2008 7:14 PM
That's to cute! Was Darth Vader meant to be cute?
Oh well.. I want one!!!
18. Daisy - November 19, 2008 7:19 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is a lot like the scene where Baja makes star wars toys for Max's kat in the movie Never Back Down.
19. Gizmoduck - November 19, 2008 7:27 PM
daisy you hoe bag with dicks
20. GRAMMRNAZI (pretending to be Daisy) - November 19, 2008 7:40 PM
FLAKE!!!!
This is an obvious hand job. You can tell its flake because Barry Manilow is wearing a thong.
This is a lot like the scene where Baja records the album Aja with Steely Dan in the movie Never Back Down.
21. Francis Hefer (Daisy's dad) - November 19, 2008 8:57 PM
Someone need to f*** Daisy right now. 'Cause I'm tired of this bitch. Really tired.
22. Claudia Hefer (Diasy's mom) - November 19, 2008 9:02 PM
@21 I thought f***ing her makes you happy, Frank? What the f***! You know what? You're the reason why this family is so f***ed up. You f***ing c***sucker! I gave up all my life just to make this family better. And now you gonna f*** this shit up!
23. Francis Hefer (Daisy's dad) - November 19, 2008 9:07 PM
@22 Well, if i wasn't for you, Daisy wouldn't be knocked up like this. You're the one who sold her to this Russian pimp in the first place. Now you're saying you making everything all better. Well, f*** you!You no good piece of shit!
24. Claudia Hefer (Diasy's mom) - November 19, 2008 9:17 PM
@23 Oh, f*** me in my pussy Frank!!!
If my efforts are such a hindrance to your very existence, you would've never married me in the first place. You see, I ignored the fact that we have the same mother because you just love to poon with me everyday. You started everything, shitf***! You f***ing started everything!
25. Francis Hefer (Daisy's dad) - November 19, 2008 9:44 PM
@24 This has nothing to do with anything, forcef***! You son-of-a-bitch! I f***ing hate you! I don't deserve this! Ya'll can f*** yourselves!!! Take Junior with your
26. LeftRIGHTLeft - November 19, 2008 9:44 PM
its ironic you said your running up the wall from all the juice.. drinking too much juice will give you the runs.. just an fyi for all ;)
27. Somebody - November 19, 2008 10:08 PM
"Like OMG...they have dildoes for puppets...like totally...Rainbow Brite and Smurfs gonna get sum tonight..."
28. Moose Knuckle - November 19, 2008 11:15 PM
I'M DUMB.
29. Tina - November 20, 2008 12:12 AM
Well now I know what to get grandma for her birthday. (Not the dildo)
30. Daily Huhu - November 20, 2008 4:51 AM
Au moin on sais ce que font les mamies de leurs journée
31. handfullaboob - November 20, 2008 5:04 AM
$950 for a picture of that dick darth maul, f*** off! id rather head-butt a land mine than consider payin for that crap. thats ruined my day
32. Thumperchica - November 20, 2008 9:22 AM
Shiny and Gay Darth Maul is NOT WORTH more than $30, unless you own and star at the BirdCage.
The other stuff kicks ass though!
33. Davo - November 20, 2008 10:02 AM
Star wars!!! PEW PEW PEW
34. Douche McAllister - November 20, 2008 10:50 AM
The Darth Vader kind of looks like Stewie Griffin. Just a little.
35. Alli - November 20, 2008 11:32 AM
Cute!!
36. dsfvdsfh - November 20, 2008 5:29 PM
snickers are bad! so are starburst, m&ms, skittles, milky way, luann, cocoavia, mars, dove, 3 musketeers, twix, lucas, & ethel m. basically, anything made by mars. actually, they taste quite good, but mars tests on animals. go to www.marscandykills.com for more information.