Nov 19 2008Really? That's The Best You Could Do?
In a story that reminds me of every wedding I've ever gone to where they set out disposable cameras so you can take pictures, some dude took a snapshot of his junk with his iPhone. And, after emailing it to his mistress, his girlfriend found it. Oh snap! So what did the no-good cheating bastard do? Simple, he blamed it on Apple.
The Fanboy's excuse was that he had taken the picture but never sent it to anyone. In fact he was so worried about his Iphone taking the picture that he said had paid a visit to the ironically named Apple Genius Bar. There he swore that a spokesman for apple had told him that it was a known glitch. Photos sometimes automatically attach themselves to an e-mail address and appear in the sent folder, even though no e-mail was ever sent, he swore blind that the Genius told him.
Well folks, I think we can all walk away from this having learned a valuable lesson. One about, oh I don't know, making up better lies.
Help! Iphone snapped my husband's genitals [theinquirer]
Thanks to Michael, who doesn't take pictures of himself in the mirror for his Facebook profile.
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Reader Comments
1. Davo - November 19, 2008 2:18 PM
[email protected]!!!
2. blp - November 19, 2008 2:20 PM
Hey GW, Fish asked me to give u a message. He booked Lindsay Lohan to come and service him but didn't have enough money. Can you please send Daisy over as she's the only Ho he can afford at the moment. He said if Daisy's busy you'll do once you've finished posting for the day.
3. A REALLY BIG, HAIRY BUMCHEEK - November 19, 2008 2:21 PM
THIRST
4. Jeezy - November 19, 2008 2:22 PM
What a f***ing tool.
5. finfan - November 19, 2008 2:30 PM
Wow!!! 5th'd or 6th'd
6. Hannukah Montana - November 19, 2008 2:30 PM
What the f*** is that?
Whatever that shit is, I'm not reading. F*** you!
7. Gizmoduck - November 19, 2008 2:39 PM
wow...
poor man excuse for being a douchenozzle "that's not my penis. i swear!"
pew pew pew
8. Smelly Junk - November 19, 2008 2:39 PM
So he claims he never intended to send it to his mistress or his girlfriend??? How did he get caught? If I accidentally sent a picture of my junk to my girlfriend, I think I could easily explain myself without getting into "it was intended for my mistress, although I never sent it to her, there must be something technically wrong with my iPhone" territory.
9. Circlemaker - November 19, 2008 2:40 PM
I'm new. But i've read everyday for months.
10. Circlemaker - November 19, 2008 2:41 PM
So hi. I feel like I know all of you.
11. Gizmoduck - November 19, 2008 2:46 PM
sharpie!
don't forget to flush
one for the bulk
two for the remainder
pew pew pew
12. blp - November 19, 2008 2:47 PM
Circlemaker, new kid has to bring us all coffee. Feel free to poison Daisy's.
13. BearForce 1 - November 19, 2008 2:53 PM
daisy is a unsuccessful troll and needs a good ol PEW PEW PEW to the face.desu.
14. blp - November 19, 2008 2:59 PM
I haven't typed PEW PEW in a while so PEW PEW PEW! That felt good. *Brainwave* A geekologie themed keyboard with a special one press PEW hotkey that does the sound effect and types it! Get on it GW, I'll buy 2 for real. Make the PEW button glow red.
15. PLEEEZE! - November 19, 2008 3:03 PM
How did this end up here? SERIOUSLY! It's an odd story about an obviously non-geek (due to the being in two relationships with actual women) with a lame ass phone issue. Really GW, you gotta do better than this and ugly fat guys blowing paint out of their ass!
16. PLEEEZE! - November 19, 2008 3:05 PM
FAKE!!!!
Daisy is an obvious photoshop creation. You can tell because she is just WRONG.
Which looks just like this scene in a movie about stuff that is lame and doesn't pertain to shit!
17. PLEEEZE! - November 19, 2008 3:07 PM
Daisy, i still love you....call me.
18. Daisy - November 19, 2008 3:10 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell its fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This reminds me of the scene where Daisy finds a picture of Max's genetals on her cellphone in the movie Never Back Down.
19. Name (Required): - November 19, 2008 3:47 PM
IPhone Error 1603:
The attached photo is too small. Please increase size and send again.
20. Lieutenant Bob - November 19, 2008 4:21 PM
We should all make Daisy personas for other sites that allow the posting of comments and create.....
THE LAMEST MEME ON THE INTARWEB!!!
Who's with me?
No? No one?
Right, back to the sofa then.
21. Thumperchica - November 19, 2008 4:43 PM
@19 - LOL!!!!!!!
So he sends his penis pic to his mistress, and that yappy bitch sends it to his g/f? WTF is up with that?
His lie should've simply been that he meant to send it to his g/f and he accidentally sent it to this chick, who got all psycho when she saw his penis and wanted the g/f out of the picture. C'mon baby, let's team up and tell the mistress (I mean, that crazy bitch) to go away.
BITCH! THAT'S MY MAN!
22. blp - November 19, 2008 5:09 PM
I'm bored tonight so I got drunks sn took a photo of my penis and posted it on facbook bur not my account, my sisters cuz i hav her password an all her friends wil see how big my d is. oh shit, this camera doesn't have macro mode! No probz i'll tell em its a sausage roll in a forest
23. The Real Story - November 19, 2008 8:38 PM
Actually this guys wife was going through his iPhone and found a picture of his genitals in an email sent to another women one was a cumshot. He told his wife that there was a bug in the iPhone that made pictures automatically attach to emails and then send them. lol She posted this on the apple support forums asking if there was such a bug, which there isn't.
24. Jonzy - November 19, 2008 10:21 PM
I read about this on fark yesterday...
Funny as shit though.
25. deezl - November 19, 2008 11:10 PM
Classic! Deny till you muthaf***in die baby!!! He had the right idea, just not enough brain cells to pull it off.
26. Composer - November 20, 2008 2:16 AM
You can tell that he's a fan of wrestling and nascar. Look at those guns too.
27. Tina - November 20, 2008 4:29 AM
If GW had a facebook, I would poke the shit out of him
28. rainbowcinderellageek - November 20, 2008 7:31 AM
This is why rednecks shouldn't own Iphone's..just more drama.
29. Exit Music (for a porno) - November 20, 2008 1:38 PM
#19 Good one. I know my iPhone is scratch proof and all, but I've got pubes like steel wool.
30. MILOW - August 15, 2009 3:52 AM
THAT MAN TAKING PIC OF HIS BALLS IS MINE HEHEHHEE