Oct 21 2008Website Makes Notifying Sexual Partners About Possible STD Exposure Quick, Easy, And Painless (Minus The Burning)
Does it hurt when you pee? Look down. Did the toilet lid fall on your penis? If so, disregard. But if not, get tested. And then use the inSPOT website to notify all your past sexual partners you may have given them something. Originally developed for gay and bisexual men, the site can be used by anybody to let their recent partners know they may have have been exposed to disease. I'm sending them instead of Christmas cards this year! Oh, hold on, incoming.
UPDATE: Great, just great. Now my penis is gonna fall off.
Thanks to Kelly, who urges Geekologie readers to wrap it up twice and still rubberband a Funyun bag on for good measure. Remember: you never can be too safe. Or onion-y.
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Reader Comments
1. C-Basstian - October 21, 2008 1:22 PM
FIRST...or second
2. C-Basstian - October 21, 2008 1:22 PM
YAY first on something noone cares about
3. lost - October 21, 2008 1:23 PM
anyone know where the f*** i put my bloody hedge clippers?
4. C-Basstian - October 21, 2008 1:24 PM
i think i saw them in the writers back...
5. jesseriah - October 21, 2008 1:24 PM
Best part is, you can send these anonymously. Good fun for the rest of my work day
6. Thumperchica - October 21, 2008 1:24 PM
OK, so while this seems like a good idea... How would you like to get an email notification about a possible STD? Seems a bit chickenshit to me...
7. mamadough - October 21, 2008 1:25 PM
so, i take it that leaving them a note about how i gave them the clap on a post-it is in bad taste?
8. Sharpie - October 21, 2008 1:28 PM
This is nothing. I already have one. my grandfather bought me one when i was little. it doesn't work. its just a toy. nothing to get excited about.
9. C-Basstian - October 21, 2008 1:29 PM
you know what i hate...clipping my nails...and then noticing that i forgot one an hour or so later
10. Sharpie - October 21, 2008 1:32 PM
@9 thats happened to me before. do what they did in the olden days (cavemen) bite it off you f***in sissy
11. Thumperchica - October 21, 2008 1:35 PM
@10 I bit all my nails. its a nervous habit. but it works. i sometimes lick my grundle too just to see if its any different then my taint.
12. C-Basstian - October 21, 2008 1:38 PM
well i would bite them but i have big thick man nails...so i would need jaws from 007 to do that... anyone got an extra pair of clipper and can get through two security doors and two armed guards and bring them to my desk i would say thank you
13. Sharpie - October 21, 2008 1:38 PM
LOL @7 nope. thats what the site i for. let that bitch know shes got the clap.
14. Daisy - October 21, 2008 1:59 PM
Fake!!!
Thats an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.
It does kinda look like Max's health homework from the movie, Never Back Down.
15. TehNewbHunter - October 21, 2008 1:59 PM
Or you could just e-mail them a link to the site. I'm pretty sure they'd get the point.
16. mamadough - October 21, 2008 2:00 PM
in other news, i watched TMNT 3 last night. it was f***ing awful compared to the first two. in hindsight, i now understand why i put off watching it for so long.
17. Jo Mama - October 21, 2008 2:01 PM
Dear Sharpie....
18. TehNewbHunter - October 21, 2008 2:03 PM
Wait, what does TMNT have to do with STDs? Unless, you have a turtle std, which would be pretty weird.
19. LSDiesel - October 21, 2008 2:03 PM
"Tag, you're it!"
That's how I would notify someone I may or may not have given them AIDS.
20. C-Basstian - October 21, 2008 2:09 PM
hey LSDiesel, is there tag backs? whats base?
21. TehNewbHunter - October 21, 2008 2:09 PM
*cough* I KNOW what base is
22. mamadough - October 21, 2008 2:13 PM
i don't think turtles are sexually promiscuous enough for stds. maybe raphael, that would explain his shitty attitude.
23. Jo Mama - October 21, 2008 2:13 PM
20&21 - Its the free clinic downtown across from the pawn shop
24. TehNewbHunter - October 21, 2008 2:15 PM
Yeah, that's totally what i was talking about, what did you guys think i meant?
25. one better than two - October 21, 2008 2:15 PM
two condoms is actually less safe. didn't you take a sex ed class in high school? not sure about the funyun bag.
26. Thumperchica - October 21, 2008 2:15 PM
Just remember, Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving, and giving, and giving. Oh, and Chlamydia is NOT a flower, and therefore not a nice suprise for your s/o
27. LSDiesel - October 21, 2008 2:18 PM
I would make more sexual jokes, but then I remebered it's against my religion. This is pretty offensive stuff here guys.
28. Thumperchica - October 21, 2008 2:19 PM
@27- Wow, that is deep... and, thought provoking.
29. Jo Mama - October 21, 2008 2:21 PM
Herpes - Nature's French tickler
30. TehNewbHunter - October 21, 2008 2:34 PM
@27, your religion is against sexual inuendo ?(but yes, this is offensive)
31. Thumperchica - October 21, 2008 2:35 PM
@ Jo Mama - wrong, so very wrong... and so very funny...
32. boredom - October 21, 2008 2:36 PM
LIFE is an STD... discuss
33. Byrd - October 21, 2008 3:20 PM
I have a theory. Pregnancy is the ultimate STD. What are babies but parasites? And how are the parasites transmitted? Through unsafe sexual practice.
Thus, babies = STDs
34. LSDiesel - October 21, 2008 3:21 PM
@33, It's a disease we can't live without.
35. Farva's Twin - October 21, 2008 9:53 PM
@11 - the hosebag love grundle licking. She thinks biting nails is gross though. Go figure.
36. boredom - October 22, 2008 11:13 AM
@33 way to wordily copy what I said