Oct 22 2008Russian Suspended 'Boob' Ceiling
Apparently suspended ceilings are popular in Russia because upstairs neighbors have a penchant for getting drunk and leaving the bathtub running all night.
In Russia suspended ceiling is not only a stylish element of the flat interior, it can simply save your dwelling from flood made by the careless neighbors living above. Like in this case the practice shows that it is able to gather and hold all the water. Now the question is how to pour it off safely. But just imagine you wake up one morning and your ceilings look like this!
If I woke up one morning and my ceiling looked like that I'd think, "damn, I got a sexy f***in' ceiling." And then, if nobody was around, I might do some light to moderate fondling. Just kidding, I don't care who sees.
Hit the jump for several more shots, including one that shows why you wouldn't want to suckle these things (the last one).
Russian 3D ceilings [englishrussia]
Thanks to Phil, who agrees a ceiling just isn't a ceiling without cleavage.
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Reader Comments
1. Sharpie - October 22, 2008 3:16 PM
wow, i want!!. oh yeah FIRST!
2. boredom - October 22, 2008 3:17 PM
Now that's just downright ODD
3. Momboelitist - October 22, 2008 3:23 PM
Imagine if the thing exploded.....You'd have milk all over the place.
4. Daisy - October 22, 2008 3:23 PM
Fake!!!
Thats an obvious photoshop job. You can tell because the shadows are all wrong.
That could possibly be Jake's house from the movie Never Back Down.
5. Logarr - October 22, 2008 3:27 PM
@4 and just how exactly are they wrong?
6. Sharpie - October 22, 2008 3:28 PM
@5 <----nooob
7. GEOFF LEPPARD - October 22, 2008 3:37 PM
Pendulous, swinging tit ceilings. Yet another reason why Russia is so much better than the rest of the modern world.
8. Ash - October 22, 2008 3:39 PM
Wow Russian Technology at it's finest. Now i see why the were the first in space.
9. Coffee - October 22, 2008 3:43 PM
In Soviet Russia the ceiling fondles you.
10. I'm a Computer - October 22, 2008 3:43 PM
i know! fill them with pee pee! right?!
11. lulu - October 22, 2008 3:45 PM
yeah I'd love to walk into the kitchen at night looking for a snack and BAM!! I walk straight into a ceiling titty
@5 - yup, noob
12. Ash - October 22, 2008 3:45 PM
Wow the Russian Technology the at it's the finest. Now i the see the why the were the first in the space.
13. fishroxy - October 22, 2008 3:49 PM
Install taps where the teats should be and cross your fingers that a clumsy brewmaster moves in upstairs.
14. Logarr - October 22, 2008 3:53 PM
@6 and 11
I'm actually a professional photo editor, and I've yet to see an explanation as to how they are all wrong.
15. Ash - October 22, 2008 3:56 PM
THEY!!!!! On the plus side my first imposter I feel honored.
Nice Coffee
In Soviet Russia ceiling milks you.MMM Breast Cream
16. Mike - October 22, 2008 3:56 PM
@14 it's a joke asshat.
So is the ceiling made of rubber or do you always have some giant boobs on your celiing?
17. Sharpie - October 22, 2008 3:56 PM
f*** Photoshop. pussy software, you should be using cinema 4d and carrera
and Logarr -Daisy says that same shit on every post, doesn't matter what it is, her comments will always say "this is completely a photoshop job, you can tell cause the shadows are all wrong" Good job at showing everyone tyour new to the site. I bet we all get a kick out of it.
18. Kyle - October 22, 2008 3:57 PM
Nobody has said "OLD" yet? Wow! I guess I have to be the ass to do it. Damn.
OLD.
19. Lieutenant Bob - October 22, 2008 4:00 PM
@18: Agreed.
So old they're saggy. Ewwww.
20. TetraShiva - October 22, 2008 4:03 PM
@4 & 15
Geekologie has become more popular over the last year, and just like the inverse popularity/quality equation states, we are now inundated with retards who feel the need to shout "Fr1st!" and "Never Back Down!" every chance they get.
They also feel the need to exclude others to make up for being excluding in real life socially. Kind of a Pilgrim "We flee from persecution to practice an even harsher persecution!" type of thing. Hence inside jokes like "it's fake because of pixels," which actually started on 4chan.
Trust me, it's better to ignore the stupid.
21. Amaranth - October 22, 2008 4:03 PM
its lactating some rotten milk on the last pic grossssss
22. EyeGoreGreen - October 22, 2008 4:03 PM
doo doo brown
23. Ash - October 22, 2008 4:05 PM
This ceiling would round out my condo quite nicely. I've been bouncing around the idea on how to make my ceiling more supple. I have a firm belief that this will definitely be the focal point of my living room.
24. Boost - October 22, 2008 4:07 PM
@20
Aw you know you like it.
25. matt - October 22, 2008 4:14 PM
At Sharpie
You're a f***ing ass hat for slamming on Logarr for being a noob.
I remember about 3 weeks ago or so when you first started posting on this site that you yourself showed us that you were a noob by posting pretty much the exact same response to one of Daisy's dumb ass posts.
I don't even know why I read these comments anymore, the quality of commenters on this site in the past month or two have been dumb as f***ing rocks.
Matt
26. blp - October 22, 2008 4:19 PM
Will someone please murder Daisy! I was offline for 2 months, then I come back and the comment section is full of dicks. What happened to Smoking Girl, Scott, Guate6 and the few others that didn't take the comment section down thesuperficial path.
27. balls - October 22, 2008 4:19 PM
That is a picture of me...
They did have to use a magnifying lens (x400)
Also, I am an OUTRAGEOUS-FLAMBOYANT HOMOSEXUAL.
I love the cock so much it is U-N-B-E-A-R-A-B-L-E
Join me and my boyz on www.meandmyballs.com
P.S. You get a promotion on you membership if you are an asian boy! We are shrewdly looking to diversify our community.
Peace! I love you all
especially you boyz (LSDiesel and Sharpie)
P.S.S. Sharpie, Im sorry about that fight, I have the same haircut as you do, so I cant stay mad at you too long!
28. Hunter - October 22, 2008 4:58 PM
Those are some pretty sorry looking titties...
29. Sharpie - October 22, 2008 5:04 PM
That's okay balls, no need to apologize..I'm a giant fag too. I didn't want to be gay but girls have made fun of me all my life so I turned to sucking cocks.
I suck a mean cock. But now I'm a fatty too so I don't get as many cocks as I used too.
Now excuse me while I impersonate another person on here so I can feel like I have a life.
P.S.S. I like to use P.S.'s because it sounds like "penises", which I love. In my ass.
P.S.S.S. my music sucks just as much dick as I do.
30. balls - October 22, 2008 5:14 PM
Funnily enough, P.S.S.S. is the sound I make when I fart on my boyfriends face. I have huge fetish for testicles and their content.
Sharpie, since you are obviously gay, will you be willing to join my online community?
I make .50 cents every time I refer someone to the website. (im up to 1$, me and my boyfriend just joined)
31. Thumperchica - October 22, 2008 5:55 PM
imagine waking up hungover/coming down and seeing this...
32. balls - October 22, 2008 5:59 PM
Thumperchica, can I come down on you?
you make my balls grow bigger when I look at you.
33. Not Noob, but close - October 22, 2008 6:42 PM
@ 1-32
Hi. :)
34. SlowMonkey - October 22, 2008 7:09 PM
lol the penis comments have upstaged Russian ingenuity.
35. Sir Serious - October 22, 2008 8:26 PM
@20 - Perhaps you can get a sling for you'r broken funny bone.
Things change, and they evolve, not better, not worse, just different. If your pining for the fjords of the past then look through the archives and pat you're self on the back for making the heyday so damn wonderful.
Why even read the present comments if you hate them so much?
Your an elitist ass, stick a douchenozzle in it.
36. Jubtastic1 - October 23, 2008 3:58 AM
I'm with daisy, that ceiling is so fake, just how often would your upstairs neighbour have to leave the taps on to make that worthwhile? and how gross is it gonna look after you milk them and you have granny t*** on your ceiling? it's art or something crap like that.
37. asche - October 23, 2008 5:34 AM
we had one corner of our old bathroom do that.. so many layers of paint that it just sagged down about a foot and a half in the middle of the night. like dummies we popped it and tried to drain it off... 8 months of bacterial pnemonia for that dumb move.. /sigh
38. Jonathan Dudley - October 23, 2008 7:14 AM
"It can simply save your dwelling from flood made by the careless neighbors living above. "
Nobody else worried that neighbours overflowing bathtubs has become such an issue in Russia that estate agents feel the need to say that? Christ... someone needs to introduce Russia to the shower.
39. ppeettee - October 23, 2008 7:55 AM
See it in action
http://www.barrisol.com/videos/degats_g.wmv
40. Stiles - October 23, 2008 8:36 AM
WTF is it with Russians & bathtubs?!
http://www.break.com/pictures/apparently-bathtub-bikes-are-not-legal592594.html
41. Dman - October 23, 2008 8:49 AM
WTF is in those bowls on the floor? Is that from the leaking boobs or are they piss pots?
42. Turd Ferguson - October 23, 2008 9:38 AM
Logarr,
to catch you up, all you need to know about post ing here is:
1) FAKE! its a photoshop job , shadows are all wrong.
2) pew pew pew
3) call someone an asshat or douchenozzle when appropriate
4)NEVER BACK DOWN!
pew pew pew pew pew @ all you asshat douchenozzles!
I love this place and I'm never leaving. This spot is mine! ---> <---
43. dang - October 23, 2008 9:41 AM
@20:
Hold on a minute there, Cowboy. I think they're right. This was definitely in Never Back Down. And the shadows might not be "all wrong," but they're not all right either.
44. thatgengirl - October 23, 2008 11:40 AM
That actually DID happen to me. I woke up one morning, and the ceiling in my bathroom was sporting a giant "boob" of water. you'd be surprised how much water latex paint can hold before bursting.
45. LSDiesel - October 23, 2008 12:29 PM
This happened to me when I lived in the room under thumperchica and she got drunk and fell down....
46. DJ Coulz - October 23, 2008 1:05 PM
"Please keep your comments relevant to the post. Inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed."
On Geekology? Please, I THINK NOT! <----
Pew Pew
47. Meaty_Urologist - October 23, 2008 1:15 PM
@9: Nice!!!
I love the juvenility that is Geekologie.
48. lulu - October 23, 2008 1:23 PM
@14 - Daisy posts this comment on every single post.
wow, you're a pro photo editor. hey guess what, so am I....so I can tell if something is photoshopped.
49. strenith - October 24, 2008 1:43 AM
so.
is this like...
did they make it this way.
or did someone really leave the water running and this happened.
i don't understand..
50. newbie - October 24, 2008 1:45 PM
hmmmm boobies
51. cyr3n - October 27, 2008 3:51 PM
I don't know about having a ceiling that can suffocate you in your sleep. The designer who came up with this was totally having a wierd acid trip.
52. no spam - October 27, 2008 4:10 PM
Personally I am amused by the huge water reservoirs in the ceiling and the teeny tiny basins on the floor in case one (reservoir) breaks. Let me guess, this XL still buys petite? ;))
53. The Night Hawk - October 30, 2008 12:49 AM
PEW PEW PEW!!! That one sucks...
54. Alishaa.xx - November 3, 2008 4:56 AM
how would that work
like
wouldnt you hit your head ?
55. Marina - October 7, 2010 1:16 PM
It is suspended ceiling. It made from PVC and in this case keeps flud of water from neibors of next floor. Google helps. I can't bealive no one knows what is it just because you live in US....
http://www.google.com/images?q=%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%82%D1%8F%D0%B6%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B9+%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%BE%D0%BB%D0%BE%D0%BA&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1899&bih=873