Oct 16 2008New And Improved (But Still Creepy As Hell): Face Bank Is 4X Larger Than Original, Noisier
Face Banks are creepy as hell and I can't imagine why anybody would want one. Yet, they sell. It truly is a f***ed up world we live in. Anyway, the Mega Face Bank is four times the size of the original, and now makes burping sounds when it's NOMing your coinage. They ship in November for about $53, and I may just have to stick my penis in one.
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Reader Comments
1. the dig'em frog - October 16, 2008 12:59 PM
last
2. Ash - October 16, 2008 1:05 PM
looks like a buch of sex toys with eyes. Now featuring life like mouth movement. Score
3. LSDiesel - October 16, 2008 1:09 PM
Spending money on something to put your money in. To me, that seems a little self-defeating.
4. I'm a Computer - October 16, 2008 1:09 PM
toothless whore of a monkey grubbing bank. im investing all my money in this company's stock.
5. Sharpie - October 16, 2008 1:12 PM
So that means you don't use a wallet Diesel? Or never had a piggy bank? Or ever pooped nickels? Or gone down on a well dressed gentleman in exchange for piggy bank stuffed with heroin?
6. lulu - October 16, 2008 1:13 PM
piece of shit isn't half as cool as the toilet bank
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7. LSDiesel - October 16, 2008 1:13 PM
@5, Hey hey, that "Well dressed gentleman" happens to be my father.
8. pew pew pew - October 16, 2008 1:14 PM
ew...
no....bad idea
9. you know who - October 16, 2008 1:18 PM
why dont they have this with sex dolls????, but for the anus and i want it to simulate that she is trying to crawl away because it feels so good
10. Sharpie - October 16, 2008 1:25 PM
wow, maybe someday my imposter will post 1st for me instead of 5th... i just hope he knows i dont have the best grammer or spelling
11. JaC - October 16, 2008 1:28 PM
@9 - LMAO! That was classic.
12. C-Basstian - October 16, 2008 1:42 PM
Putting your did in one of those... brings all new meaning to money shot.... but thats just silly
13. claire - October 16, 2008 1:43 PM
I think that thing would give me nightmares.
14. C-Basstian - October 16, 2008 1:43 PM
umm... i could have sworn i wrote dick
15. Saffy - October 16, 2008 1:45 PM
Yeah, pretty sure one of those was used as a villain in an episode fo Doctor Who a couple years back...
16. LSDiesel - October 16, 2008 2:01 PM
@15, David Tennant is my hero
17. Thumperchica - October 16, 2008 2:07 PM
HEY! This damned bank is going to but me out of a job...
18. LSDiesel - October 16, 2008 2:09 PM
@17, You work at a bank?
19. Thumperchica - October 16, 2008 2:12 PM
@18 - yeah that's what I meant I work at bank. Nothing about people depositing penis in my face and keeping money...
Haha, now they'll never know.... Aww Shit!
20. guate6 - October 16, 2008 2:13 PM
Writer: don't think it'll fit in there...wait until they make it another 4x larger ;)
21. JaC - October 16, 2008 2:19 PM
Sperm bank.
22. Jayfournines - October 16, 2008 2:27 PM
...why do the face banks look like they have down's syndrome?
23. Thumperchica - October 16, 2008 2:36 PM
@22 - Wouldn't that make them PalinDrones? (I cracked my dorky ass up w/that one)
24. Daisy - October 16, 2008 2:45 PM
Fake!!
Thats an obvious photoshop job. You can tell, because theres something not quite right about the picture, probably the shadows are inconsistent.
This looks like Baja's bad dream from the Movie Never Back Down.
25. No.6 - October 16, 2008 2:48 PM
@23 nicely done.
Doesn't Maverick Downs sound like an awesome name for a horse track. zing!
26. mamadough - October 16, 2008 2:55 PM
i would so build a wall of these in some snot-nosed, bastard child's bedroom. i'm an asshole.
27. Ash - October 16, 2008 3:17 PM
They would look a lot beter with a pearl Necklace
28. Ash - October 16, 2008 3:20 PM
well i could definatly bank so me time with this. I definatly have a deposit or two, It would probly work best between 9 and 5, For the right coinage i might even give this thing some facetime lets face it im no square
29. LSDiesel - October 16, 2008 3:25 PM
@thumperchica, I was only asking because I happen to work in the banking business myself.
And If you don't mind, I'll be making an early withdrawl ;)
30. Thumperchica - October 16, 2008 3:49 PM
@29 - Nope, I'm in the Automotive Industry
And hunny, a girl ALWAYS minds when you make an Early Withdrawal; there's a penalty for that.
31. LSDiesel - October 16, 2008 4:08 PM
@30, and the penalty is 90 days of interest.
So basically, after I pull out early, I have to pretend to be interested in you for 90 days.
32. Thumperchica - October 16, 2008 4:28 PM
@31 - That sounds like it penalizes me for your early W/D - how is that fair?
33. LSDiesel - October 16, 2008 4:44 PM
@32, Trust me, to fake an interest in someone is something no one should ever have to do. It's painful
34. che-che - October 17, 2008 4:31 PM
definently gonna stick my tiny dick in that.
35. aggress0r - January 2, 2009 6:02 AM
I'm just waiting for another 34-year-old man in Malaysia to pop a few strong pills, shove his dick into one of these face machines and make more merry melody comedic history.