Oct 15 2008Lesson: How To Haggle Succesfully On eBay
Wow, I don't even know what to say -- except I'll give you 10 minutes with my sister for free shipping.
eBay Pimps [claireadventures]
Thanks to Claire, who's trying to convince me gadgety is a word. Seriously, do I look like I just fell of the banana boat? Haha, no, that's not one in my pocket. Oh wait, yes it is. Damnit, gadgety is a word.
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Reader Comments
1. edge - October 15, 2008 5:42 PM
first!!!
2. Madgame - October 15, 2008 5:46 PM
Can any photoshop experts out there attest to the correct shadow placement here? I'm too busy calling F1RST while watching Never Back Down.
oh yeah...PENIS
3. claire - October 15, 2008 5:54 PM
awesomey is a word too. look it up.
4. Yuffie - October 15, 2008 6:04 PM
noobz
5. Not That Guy - October 15, 2008 6:08 PM
Claire, you are sexy and witty. Why don't you hook up with the Geekology Writer? He is the victim of love gone bad and could use some boom-boom time.
Come on baby, take one for the team.
6. Bog Jake - October 15, 2008 6:11 PM
Yeah, Clarie. Time to show them.
(.Y.)
7. Not That Guy - October 15, 2008 6:11 PM
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8. Elmo - October 15, 2008 6:12 PM
BTW your daughter is fugly
XD
oh shit I can't stop laughing!!
9. Not That Guy - October 15, 2008 6:12 PM
Poop, Geekology is not ASCII friendly.
10. Yuffie - October 15, 2008 6:15 PM
where is LSDiesel??
i miss him :(
11. Sittin' in a tree - October 15, 2008 6:18 PM
Claire and GW!!!! Sex all day long!
12. pew pew pew - October 15, 2008 6:23 PM
slide show
13. Ash - October 15, 2008 6:25 PM
Well im sold on this post. Although i tend to buy into almost everything i read.
A++++ Indeed. Thanks GW who shipped it in a timely manner.
14. claire - October 15, 2008 6:26 PM
@ 5--thank you. I've already informed GW that I want to have 10 million of his babies, and I think he's into it.
@ 7--I have no idea what that's supposed to be.
15. Kyle - October 15, 2008 6:28 PM
Hahaha, that's kind of hilarious. However, I tried finding those users on eBay and neither of them turned up any results. Fake?
@7: Fail. Really long and annoying fail.
16. Mcfeely Smackup - October 15, 2008 6:39 PM
funny, but 100% fake. Not real ebay users.
17. baha - October 15, 2008 6:51 PM
@7
EPIC FAIL.
18. boxofwine - October 15, 2008 7:03 PM
REAL!
I saw this guy at an AAA meeting one time. He said
"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana"
and then he molested the olsen twins. It was uncomfortable.
19. hollywood_hillbilly - October 15, 2008 7:16 PM
Claire loves Plaid Pantry!
Q. How can you tell if a hippy has been at your house?
A. They are still there.
p.s. tell Rowdy to shave her filthy dreads, the rain makes her smell like a wet dog.
20. Thumperchica - October 15, 2008 10:31 PM
Giggidy Giggidy Gadgety! Yeah, that works...
21. LSDiesel - October 16, 2008 1:41 AM
@10 Daddy's home.
Good post claire bear
22. Ginormagantuan - October 16, 2008 2:16 AM
HAHAHA! me and some of my buddies back in highschool used to call this one chick Claire Bear, and she thought it was a cute nickname LOL, the thing was...... i had dated her before and so had like two other of my buddies previously, and one day i was all like, "damn dude when i was doin' this chick didn't you like notice she had a lot of peach fuzz on her lower back?" you know a little grossed out but a little turned on too (this bitch was kinda hot, but heairy) so this one day we were riding the bus (not a short one) and se asked my buddy Corey "hey why do you guys call me "Claire bear" is it because I'm cute?" and he was all like, "not bitch is because you're hairy!" DOOD this chick freaked out! hahah good times! XD (wipes tear)
23. Ginormagantuan - October 16, 2008 2:18 AM
hahaha good shit...... no one would do that for reals anyhow, would be too much work to go all the way out to the middle of nowhere to bang someone's ugly underage daughter anyhow, but i would not hessitate by any means to hop on the first flight to wherever the hell Thumperchica lives for a piece of that!
24. Stu - October 16, 2008 4:08 AM
I'd like to officially offer my fugly daughter to the gw. Seriously, she looks like a dog. If gw is Korean he can make soup out of her.
25. Gail - October 16, 2008 8:49 AM
Well, I want to know what he was buying?
26. Daisy - October 16, 2008 8:51 AM
Fake!
This is an obvious photoshop job. If there were any shadows they'd be all wrong.
It kinda looks like someone cut and pasted this off the E-Bay scene in Never Back Down.
27. Momboelitist - October 16, 2008 10:16 AM
I've seen that somewhere before.
28. LSDiesel - October 16, 2008 10:43 AM
@22, great story. I know exactly what you mean when you say hot but hairy. Ugh. It's kind of weird, becuase you're attracted to them, and disgusted by them at the same time. Kinda like Krispy Kremes.
29. dadoren - October 16, 2008 1:18 PM
who the hell is claire and whats so special about here
30. dadoren - October 16, 2008 1:22 PM
Or her even
31. LIsa - October 16, 2008 3:11 PM
BAHAHA! Made my day.