Oct 15 2008Fun For All No Ages: Donkey Kong Jenga
Remember Jenga, the hilarious party game that always ends with some drunk chick hiding a few of the blocks in her thingamajig? Me neither! But now there's a Donkey Kong version apparently.
Build your Donkey Kong themed Jenga tower the traditional way or climb the girders with your Mario mover and save Pauline from Donkey Kong in a new and even more challenging way to play.
The new set costs $25 and is coming soon. And speaking of which, The Geekologie Writer is heading out on a U.S. tour soon, and may be coming to your city! And if he does, guess what? He's sleeping on your floor!
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Thanks to martygras9, who's got me all thinking about boobs again.
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Reader Comments
1. Sharpie - October 15, 2008 12:41 PM
first!
2. Yuffie - October 15, 2008 12:42 PM
2nd!
3. Yuffie - October 15, 2008 12:43 PM
ASS IN YOUR FACE
4. Elmo - October 15, 2008 12:44 PM
Pauline?!
is that Peach's first name? wtf
5. Koko - October 15, 2008 12:45 PM
They got Pauline's name right, but... wasn't Mario still Jumpman in that game?
Looks fun as hell to me, though <3
6. LSDiesel - October 15, 2008 12:46 PM
Okay, now this is rather cool. Instead of a game where you take the support out from under a structure and pray it doesn't fall, you also have the option of getting the plumber to the top of the rickety tower, where the giant gorilla has stolen the princess of the mushroom people.
Simply amazing, and proof that there are people out there with absolutley nothing to think about.
7. Elmo - October 15, 2008 12:49 PM
Pauline and Jumpman?
I never got into this before Paper Mario, so...
8. Yuffie - October 15, 2008 12:52 PM
tour?
wait what?
9. you know who - October 15, 2008 1:01 PM
sucks ass, wouldnt play this if i was ass faced high or drunk, JENGA i win bitches.
10. hollywood_hillbilly - October 15, 2008 1:02 PM
I like this idea.
11. Momboelitist - October 15, 2008 1:07 PM
For those that hated the original jenga, this one will really hold your attention! I can't even keep a straight face while saying that.
12. wtf^^ - October 15, 2008 1:08 PM
is this shit even legit?
Oopsie, i made a rhyme
13. Japperspice - October 15, 2008 1:08 PM
Tour??!?!?! Are you coming to Oregon? If you are, come to Eugene, not Portland. I don't want to drive that far.
14. Sharpie - October 15, 2008 1:14 PM
this is kind of cool. Something I'd buy my son. I see nothing wrong with it
15. LSDiesel - October 15, 2008 1:15 PM
Sharpie, since you like it so much, Maybe your ol' uncle diesel will buy ya one.
16. Yuffie - October 15, 2008 1:17 PM
why is Sharpie your nephew now?
why did this happen?
17. Sharpie - October 15, 2008 1:18 PM
Will you do that for me LSDiesl? will you buy me one for my son?
18. LSDiesel - October 15, 2008 1:18 PM
It just happened. I don't really now how, but it did.
I think everyone on this site should adopt someone else.
19. Sharpie - October 15, 2008 1:19 PM
then i apopt Daisy, your my bitch now, no ifs and or buts!
20. Yuffie - October 15, 2008 1:20 PM
damn.... so many ass munches to choose from
21. Sharpie - October 15, 2008 1:26 PM
I just ordered 13 of these on ebay and they should be arriving in about a year and a half. I'm surprised my order only came out to about $14,500. But I'm rich. If anybody wants one, I'll be selling them for $20 on my myspace page. But you'll have to listen to my asshole music.
22. Yuffie - October 15, 2008 1:30 PM
I'm going to lunch.
23. Sharpie - October 15, 2008 1:31 PM
@21, thanks I was just about to post that. thanks for saving me the typing!
24. Sharpie - October 15, 2008 1:31 PM
Yes, my band is going to tour. We are plan to hitting all majur citys that have smell likes balls and you has ever herd of, so I sure we are be seeing all you ass holers and play my shitty musics in your ears!
25. Sharpie - October 15, 2008 1:34 PM
wow, i bet no one can tell that 24 wasn't me... f***in homo!
26. claire - October 15, 2008 1:37 PM
GW--there are already hippies living on my floor (and the couch, and the driveway, and the garage)... you'll have to take the backyard. it's cozy.
yeah, I'm running a hostle at my house. there are currently 8 "roommates"
27. LSDiesel - October 15, 2008 1:40 PM
A newcomer to the site might think we all have mental illnesses.
....I know I know, I meant like a deadly mental illness you f*** bags.
28. GW - October 15, 2008 1:41 PM
Gents / Ladies, were taking this site down and renaming it to Running out of ideas.com Expect these changes next week
29. Sharpie - October 15, 2008 1:44 PM
@25 and 23:
wood youre ass stop empersunating me, i em trying to tel peeple bout my band.
30. Bob Vila - October 15, 2008 1:45 PM
Do all you bastards have some kind of deadly mental illness? F*** it, I'm gonna go build a house out of Donkey Kong Jenga sticks.
31. John Titor - October 15, 2008 1:49 PM
I expected this was going to happen. @ 30 Bob, I will support your building project. please let me know if you need funding.
32. Parah Sailin - October 15, 2008 1:55 PM
@ 29 "The Empersunator" = grade 3 education + anal fixation
almost forgot he's adding a lot to this site because he clearly knows what balls smell like
33. Thumperchica - October 15, 2008 1:59 PM
C'mon GW - I'd let you sleep on the couch, it's even a pull out!
34. LSDiesel - October 15, 2008 2:11 PM
@33, I guess pull out is the only thing I can get away with....;)
35. Thumperchica - October 15, 2008 2:18 PM
... I have no witty comeback to that... that's strange...
36. roho - October 15, 2008 2:49 PM
too bad you're not coming to Canada GW, you could stay in my bed
37. LSDiesel - October 15, 2008 3:23 PM
@35, sorry about that....
38. Thumperchica - October 15, 2008 4:08 PM
me too... I must be losing my touch...
39. LeftRIGHTLeft - October 15, 2008 7:07 PM
holy racism. Run Pauline, run...
40. Elmo - October 15, 2008 7:10 PM
racism? so dk is a black guy here? no wonder, this came out in the 20s right?
41. LeftRIGHTLeft - October 15, 2008 7:51 PM
http://www.uvm.edu/~chmartin/dk.html ...everything you need to know Elmo :P
42. Adrienne - October 16, 2008 12:53 AM
You could SO sleep on my floor!
43. Daisy - October 16, 2008 9:01 AM
Fake!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell, the shadows are all wrong. Apparently it has nothing at all to do with Never Back Down though, so its unimportant.
44. dr.yosh - October 16, 2008 1:58 PM
U.S.A. tour? What do you mean, are you indian? French?!?!?!