Oct 17 2008Crown 7 'Hydro' Smokeless Cigarette

Well Crown 7 is at it again, this time with a new smokeless cigarette, the Hydro ($80). What's so hydro about it eludes me, but it has something to do with water vapor. Anyway, like their other models, the device delivers nicotine but no smoke or carcinogens and is sadly not a bong. But you can "smoke" it anywhere. Like in the boy's room. Or, alternatively, the girl's room. But not your parent's room -- they might be doing it! I'm still passing though, because I only smoke pole. HAHA! But seriously, does that make me gay?
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Reader Comments
1. Abby-Kevin - October 17, 2008 11:16 AM
first!
2. Abby-Kevin - October 17, 2008 11:17 AM
Has GW puked on any shoes yet?
3. Gizmoduck - October 17, 2008 11:20 AM
TOASTY
4. LeftRIGHTLeft - October 17, 2008 11:23 AM
any guy sucking on the end of one of these in the bar is going to look like a monstrous tool... just saying.
5. Enflamed - October 17, 2008 11:32 AM
what if someone confuses it with a pen and tries to smoke a pen. the visual appearance is very similar. makes me wonder what its like to smoke a pen...brb
6. MrMaclean - October 17, 2008 11:34 AM
what's the point of smoking if there is no risk of cancer?
7. Bonzo420 - October 17, 2008 11:35 AM
Only if you play the skin flute also.....
~420~
8. Daisy - October 17, 2008 11:39 AM
Fake!
Thats a complete photoshop job. You can tell, the shadows are all wrong.
It kinda looks like the cigarette holder from the movie Never Back Down. Apparently they got the idea there.
9. Thumperchica - October 17, 2008 11:42 AM
Yes, GW that totally makes you gayer than nic bacon. And this takes all the fun out of smoking!
10. Douchie Mc Bagman - October 17, 2008 11:44 AM
You're only gay if you inhale.
11. Ooooold - October 17, 2008 12:04 PM
You just know Daisy is totally sick of this "fake...shadow....never back down" crap. But now she is publicly committed and can't find a dignified way to stop.
Please allow me:
It's okay Daisy, its okay. You don't need to do this anymore. You deserve to be loved for who you are. Your value as a human is not tied to this tired old crap. You can move on with your life.
You are welcome.
12. Baha - October 17, 2008 12:05 PM
@ Daisy,
Obvious troll is obvious.
So STFU already.
13. Mr.Mitchell - October 17, 2008 12:25 PM
Hey Gizmoduck, where and or what were you searching for to find these winners...Pure gold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRnPE1u4ruM
14. Sharpie - October 17, 2008 12:32 PM
lol im sorry but im still stuck on this geek playing that guitar/keyboard/dick piece. hahaha, now that is what i call pure nuts, his face was so serious too. thats what kills me
15. Amaranth - October 17, 2008 12:35 PM
I tried it at the mall and it actually works, doesn't smell and it took my urge to smoke a cig away for a hour.
16. The Dingo - October 17, 2008 12:38 PM
F*** this shit stick when are they goin to come out with a smokless bong!!
like the one on harold and kumar
17. JRod - October 17, 2008 12:43 PM
vaporizer... mmmm....
www.gotvape.com
18. Mr.Mitchell - October 17, 2008 12:44 PM
If you go to the army surplus store get yourself a canister filter, the kind that fit on to a gas mask. and blow the hit into that works just as good.Saved me many times when I was A weee little man.
19. Mr.Mitchell - October 17, 2008 12:46 PM
Now I just smoke crack in public...
20. The Dingo - October 17, 2008 12:46 PM
vaperizers still give off a little smoke and oder, i'll try the gas mask thing though. so thanks for the tips my fellow reefers
21. Kyle - October 17, 2008 12:51 PM
@10: Hahahaha! Nice.
Interesting. A battery-powered cigarette... Technological assimilation of every bit of our lives is almost complete.
22. JRod - October 17, 2008 12:52 PM
could take some Maritol pills... cannabis high w/o smoke ;-)
23. Mr.Mitchell - October 17, 2008 12:56 PM
But JRod, a true stoner knows smoking is half, maybe even 2/3 of the fun
24. pbwolf - October 17, 2008 12:56 PM
hydro for life
25. JRod - October 17, 2008 1:00 PM
fcuk it... just take some gravity bong hits... now THATS smokin tech...
26. Mr.Mitchell - October 17, 2008 1:00 PM
My dog just knocked over my last beer so I guess its time to go to work with the shakes again...
27. Gizmoduck - October 17, 2008 1:02 PM
@13
HOT AS HELLLLLL. GOD HELP US AAAAALLLLLLL.
sign....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
TOASTY!
28. Gizmoduck - October 17, 2008 1:03 PM
party dog!
29. pbwolf - October 17, 2008 1:04 PM
this kid in the vid is smoking one of these on a boat maybe thats the hydro part of it get some.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fxDUIlT8sA
30. Mr.Mitchell - October 17, 2008 1:05 PM
HAHAHAHAH Holyshit Gizmo, I love you.That video made my lol, alot of lols
31. Mr.Mitchell - October 17, 2008 1:07 PM
You might have seen this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY
32. Mr.Mitchell - October 17, 2008 1:08 PM
I love those guys
33. Gizmoduck - October 17, 2008 1:10 PM
i aim to please.....
hold still....
PEW PEW PEW
34. FUPAMAN - October 17, 2008 1:10 PM
Just got my HYDRO the other day. Thing works awesome and blows ton of smoke. NO IM NOT A HOMO so dont nobody tlk shit, just a customer lol....but thing is baller. And the ladies love the damn thing. Def a female getter :-)
www.Crown7.com
35. pbwolf - October 17, 2008 1:14 PM
It does look allot cooler than the pen looking one, is it matt black or is it all shiny?
36. Mr.Mitchell - October 17, 2008 1:15 PM
I sooooo would have gotten firsties on that next post but it seems to be fubared
37. the sysop - October 17, 2008 1:15 PM
uhhh huh, sure it is. maybe if you actually pack it with real hydro ?
www.howtolosegirls.com
38. mamadough - October 17, 2008 1:24 PM
didn't they try this smokeless shit back in 1989 but it just flopped? any man willing to put his lips on one of these might as well just go suck a dick.
39. pbwolf - October 17, 2008 1:30 PM
I bet you could pack it with hydro, it basically seems to be a vaporizer.
40. Ash - October 17, 2008 1:30 PM
Iv'e been trying to bring back pipe tobaco smoking for 3 years now. So far i am still the only one. Awwww
41. ShitBitch Carl - October 17, 2008 3:10 PM
@39
It doesn't look like the same process as vaporizing weed. This uses a misty solvent in order to "vaporize" a nicotine extract, whereas herb vaporization is a phase transition. You could probably modify the solvent and use it on oil though. But that seems like a lot of effort. Then again, that's part of the fun of the reefer madness.
42. DESTINY - October 17, 2008 5:59 PM
OMG i love this HYDRO cig....I just got mine from one of the gentlemen that introduced me to Crown7. ...Thank you Jimmy, me and the girls at the club love this thing....:-)
~DeStiNy~
43. Duke - October 17, 2008 7:55 PM
I had such high hopes for this company / product line. I bought one of the cigarettes, but had a reoccuring issue that the battery charge never kept. They ended up sending me another battery charger, no to effect. They even ended up sending me another whole cigarette. But the battery still wouldn't hold a charge. Each time I was able to get one drag off the cigarette, then I'd have to charge the battery again to get another drag. I really think this product is awesome (as I've been averaging a pack a day for a while now... cough cough), but it's too much of a hassle to charge the battery after each drag.
44. pbwolf - October 17, 2008 9:04 PM
yeah i heard the pen and cigar style have issues from time to time, but I checked some electric cigarette blogs and the hydro seems to be a badass.
45. Jimmy - October 18, 2008 1:04 AM
It does make you a little gay. However, weed should be legal. Criminalizing pot, yet another infringement on our rights by the gov't. Add it to the ever-growing list of violations:
They violate the 1st Amendment by opening mail, caging demonstrators and banning books like "America Deceived" from Amazon, Wikipedia and Facebook.
They violate the 2nd Amendment by confiscating guns during Katrina.
They violate the 4th Amendment by conducting warrant-less wiretaps.
They violate the 5th and 6th Amendment by suspending habeas corpus.
They violate the 8th Amendment by torturing at Gitmo.
They violate the entire Constitution by starting illegal wars without declaration.
Impeach them all (both parties) and save this great country.
Last link (unless Google Books caves to the gov't and drops the title):
http://www.iuniverse.com/Bookstore/BookDetail.aspx?BookId=SKU-000083883
46. STFU - October 18, 2008 4:13 AM
@8 The whole "This is fake" and "Never Back Down" shit is getting very annoying. STFU.
47. Thumperchica - October 18, 2008 8:34 AM
I am still amazed at how many potheads are on thise site... Aren't you all supposed to be, well, drunks?
48. omgizzle - October 18, 2008 7:13 PM
didn't you post this a few months back?
49. LSDiesel - October 18, 2008 7:31 PM
I guess the only issue with this would be that you can no longer say you're stepping out for a smoke. What would you call it?
I'm stepping out for a Dro. Just doesn't sound as good.
50. Evil Kirk - October 20, 2008 1:40 PM
Im just wondering why you cant get through a post without imagining the object being discussed up your ass or in your mouth.
51. Thumperchica - October 20, 2008 2:37 PM
This is a post about a cig, don't those go in your mouth?
52. LSDiesel - October 20, 2008 3:56 PM
@50, I'm surprised you object.
53. Kasandra - October 21, 2008 2:41 PM
Just received my Hydro a couple days ago and im very impressed. Ive thrown away my pack of cigs and im just smoking on this thing. Great flavors and good product. Keep it up!!! Oh and im still puffin on that PURPLE KUSH guys! ;-) 420 4 LIFE! H8erz can piss off!!!
54. electronic cigarette - October 22, 2008 6:23 PM
I don't understand how the "hydro" is different from the other electronic cigarettes. I got mine from http://www.e-cig.org/sale and it works very well and produces a good amount of "smoke", but I am all for trying the hydro if I could understand the difference and if it is better.
55. e-cig sucky - October 22, 2008 7:15 PM
e-cigs suck hydro cig is much more advanced due to the improvements in the atomizer stay away from e-cig products you'll regret crown7 hydro thank you for being so awesome:)
56. Star - October 22, 2008 7:16 PM
I think the dude above me is trying to promote for his company lol...CAN YOU PLEASE DO THAT ELSE WHERE! if your coming here obviously your shit is WHACK!!! So get lost MR ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE DUDE!!! Im all for the HYDRO Cig, just ordered my shit. Im a stripped and need my nicotine!!!
xoxoxoxo
*StAr*
57. devin - December 2, 2008 2:11 AM
Crown7 hydro is badass well not as badass as the band madness but its pretty damn close gets some son.
58. kush4lyfe - December 22, 2008 11:36 PM
HeYYYY
im lookin to get me one of these things, but im spendin all my green on some other green!!! LoL. keepin it reals cali kush syle!!! saw one of these in person tho, and really want one. mayb for xmas ill get it. OR ANOTHER BOWL lollls
peace homie! happy bycicle dayyyy.
59. Lucid - February 28, 2009 5:25 PM
I have also reviewed the electronic cig... I just wish you could put some honey oil in it! I also review those legal buds too..
http://www.cosmicfly.com
60. lance - April 14, 2009 9:31 PM
i just got the hydro and love it!im blowing rings with this thing.the battery didnt last but about 4 hours but i emailed them and they are sending me a new one.they also sent me free cartridges since i had to wait.they have great customer service and really stand by their product.i have had three flavors and they are all good with just a hint of the flavor.all in all i havent smoked a cigarette since i got it so pretty good.
61. lance - April 21, 2009 10:44 AM
*UPDATE* ok three batteries and two chargers and none last more than 15 mins!customer service is ok but i want good products not good customer service!
62. electronic cig - August 19, 2009 1:57 AM
First of all I'd like to say that Crown 7 'Hydro' is a very kool brand name. I actually bought my electronic cig from their site and I must say I've been very impressed of the big change it has done for me. I used to smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day and now it's almost been a about a month since I've quit! As of now their is not one second that I would want to light a cigarette, the e cig is truly an amazing product and has done its great purpose into getting me to quit. I would recommend to those who are looking forward to buying an e cig to definitely buy it from their site, you will certainly be satisfied with your order!
63. Electronic Cigarette - February 23, 2010 1:18 AM
The best can be found at www.electronic-cigarettes-now.com
64. E-Cigarette - February 26, 2010 8:41 PM
The e-cigarette is a great alternative for smokers...it's cheaper, less messy, doesn't leave everything smelling like smoke and is healthier because there's no tobacco and 4k chemicals that are packed into traditional cigarettes.
65. Electric cigarette - November 8, 2010 6:08 AM
Smoking electronic cigarettes has so many benefits when compared to tobacco. Electric cigarette is the all new alternative smoking solution that is taking the world by storm. Moreover electronic cigarettes allows to smoke a vapor that is free of carbon monoxide. This is one of the best way to quit smoking forever.
66. Amanda05 - January 5, 2011 6:10 AM
Smokeless cigarette are used frequently can damage teeth and gum lines.It also reduces the ability to taste and smell.smokeless cigarette People using the smokeless tobacco are also have the risks of developing cancer of the oral cavity and esophagus.Moreover electronic cigarettes allows to smoke a vapor that is free of carbon monoxide.