Sep 25 2008Google Makes Google Timeline For Birthday
To celebrate its 10th birthday, Google went and made themselves a little interactive timeline so interwebbers like ourselves can see the company's progression from no-name to world dominatrix. What does the future hold for Google? How the hell should I know, I'm no fortune teller. But I am a bank teller -- come hold me up!
10th Birthday [google]
Thanks Pi Kappa Phi, I drank all your beer.
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Reader Comments
1. Matthew - September 25, 2008 12:04 PM
i'm in your engine, searching your porn
2. LSDiesel - September 25, 2008 12:17 PM
Hey, I actually am a bank teller.
3. ahha - September 25, 2008 12:18 PM
Hey, I actually am 10.
4. LSDiesel - September 25, 2008 12:22 PM
@3, Thanks. For a minute there, I thought we weren't going to have any douche-rockets post on this entry.
5. Level 70 Undead Warloque - September 25, 2008 12:24 PM
Top 5
WOW!!
Happy birthday Google.
And why so many references to Never Back Down??
6. YAY! - September 25, 2008 12:25 PM
4: That is a dream, of which I've lost all hope. Although there was no first, that counts for something lol.
7. Mel - September 25, 2008 12:27 PM
@4: Is a douche-rocket better or worse than a douchenozzle?
8. LSDiesel - September 25, 2008 12:30 PM
A douchenozzle is merely the device used to put douche into the douche-rocket. So the rocket is much worse. It's fully packed with enough douchebagerie to annoy the entire planet.
9. ahha - September 25, 2008 12:31 PM
@ LSDiesel
Can you tell me what a douche-rockets post is? I don't know if I should be offended or not. Please forgive my ignorance, I am only 10. Please don't make me cry. Oh, and, in response to your "private" message, yes, I do like to have my back rubbed but I'm not sure why you want to help me take a bath.
10. Thumperchica - September 25, 2008 12:45 PM
Saw this yesterday - did you know that some jackass named their baby "something lame, GOOGLE, something lame" WTF!!!
However - Douchecock is worse than all of the above.
11. Thumperchica - September 25, 2008 12:46 PM
Oh yeah - I was totally the 10th comment on the blog about Googles 10th B-day!
12. LSDiesel - September 25, 2008 12:54 PM
@9, I want to help you take a bath because you're stinking up the internet.
13. ahha - September 25, 2008 1:04 PM
and the true core and richness of the internets can be found in the diverse language of Vin LSDiesel. "Douche-rocket" to be added to webster's later this month.
14. YAY! - September 25, 2008 1:20 PM
EVERYONE BE QUIET. AhHa Is W1nN1nG T3h 1nT0rNeT5!
15. bitchtits - September 25, 2008 1:20 PM
backrub! what an awful name...and when caig met sergey, sounds like a gay porn search engine
16. commentzor - September 25, 2008 2:36 PM
I remember when google meant a 1 followed by a hundred zeroes.
Man I'm old.
17. Thumperchica - September 25, 2008 2:45 PM
@16 - that's a googol - not a google... c'mon ppl wiki does wonders
18. nobody - September 25, 2008 2:47 PM
ah, yes, but that's spelled googol.
19. Daisy - September 25, 2008 6:03 PM
That kinda looks like the fake timeline Max made with photoshop for Baja in the homework scene in Never Back Down.
20. Jordan314 - September 25, 2008 7:04 PM
Hey that's burning man in that logo.
21. Daisy - September 25, 2008 8:55 PM
I think I saw that movie too.
When Larry Met Sergi. There was that famous scene when Sergi faked an orgasm in the Deli. A lot of that was copied from Never Back Down.
22. Daisy - September 25, 2008 8:59 PM
I think I saw that movie too.
When Larry Met Sergi. There was that famous scene when Sergi faked an orgasm in the Deli. A lot of that was copied from Never Back Down.
23. Oded - October 12, 2008 3:50 PM
Google Timeline at AllofMe
24. Oded - October 12, 2008 3:51 PM
http://www.allofme.com/T/1009611/Google - Google's Interactive Timeline at AllofMe.com