Sep 25 2008Google Makes Google Timeline For Birthday

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To celebrate its 10th birthday, Google went and made themselves a little interactive timeline so interwebbers like ourselves can see the company's progression from no-name to world dominatrix. What does the future hold for Google? How the hell should I know, I'm no fortune teller. But I am a bank teller -- come hold me up!

10th Birthday [google]

Thanks Pi Kappa Phi, I drank all your beer.

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i'm in your engine, searching your porn

Hey, I actually am a bank teller.

Hey, I actually am 10.

@3, Thanks. For a minute there, I thought we weren't going to have any douche-rockets post on this entry.

Top 5

WOW!!

Happy birthday Google.

And why so many references to Never Back Down??

4: That is a dream, of which I've lost all hope. Although there was no first, that counts for something lol.

@4: Is a douche-rocket better or worse than a douchenozzle?

A douchenozzle is merely the device used to put douche into the douche-rocket. So the rocket is much worse. It's fully packed with enough douchebagerie to annoy the entire planet.

@ LSDiesel

Can you tell me what a douche-rockets post is? I don't know if I should be offended or not. Please forgive my ignorance, I am only 10. Please don't make me cry. Oh, and, in response to your "private" message, yes, I do like to have my back rubbed but I'm not sure why you want to help me take a bath.

Saw this yesterday - did you know that some jackass named their baby "something lame, GOOGLE, something lame" WTF!!!
However - Douchecock is worse than all of the above.

Oh yeah - I was totally the 10th comment on the blog about Googles 10th B-day!

@9, I want to help you take a bath because you're stinking up the internet.

and the true core and richness of the internets can be found in the diverse language of Vin LSDiesel. "Douche-rocket" to be added to webster's later this month.

EVERYONE BE QUIET. AhHa Is W1nN1nG T3h 1nT0rNeT5!

backrub! what an awful name...and when caig met sergey, sounds like a gay porn search engine

I remember when google meant a 1 followed by a hundred zeroes.

Man I'm old.

@16 - that's a googol - not a google... c'mon ppl wiki does wonders

ah, yes, but that's spelled googol.

That kinda looks like the fake timeline Max made with photoshop for Baja in the homework scene in Never Back Down.

Hey that's burning man in that logo.

I think I saw that movie too.

When Larry Met Sergi. There was that famous scene when Sergi faked an orgasm in the Deli. A lot of that was copied from Never Back Down.

I think I saw that movie too.

When Larry Met Sergi. There was that famous scene when Sergi faked an orgasm in the Deli. A lot of that was copied from Never Back Down.

Google Timeline at AllofMe

http://www.allofme.com/T/1009611/Google - Google's Interactive Timeline at AllofMe.com

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