Aug 14 2008Husband Cheats On Wife, She Sells Condom Wrapper And Picture Of His Lover's Undies

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Some guy cheated on his wife and was caught after he accidentally sent her a text message meant for his mistress. She came home, and the rest is soon to be penis-chopping history.

Once upon a time there was a women who, after 22 years of marriage, found evidence that the soon to be ex-husband, had had 'The Tart' in their marital bed this very afternoon. This low life deceitful son-of-a-person ( I'm all for political correctness) blatantly denied that this event took place even though the evidence is irrefutable and is now up for auction on e-bay.

The woman is selling a picture of the "tart's" underwear and the used condom wrapper (size small) she discovered. She was originally selling the actual underwear, but eBay yanked the auction as you're not allowed to sell preworn underwear because that's freaking disgusting and a good way to catch malaria. Make sure to hit the auction link if you want to read a much, MUCH longer description of how the guy was busted. Current bidding is at $303 with 3 days remaining, and I have no idea why anybody would freaking pay that. But hey, if you're interested I'll sell you the lingerie section from a JCPenney catalog and an empty box of Trojans for the same price.

eBay Auction

Thanks Amanda and Matt, may you never have to post a similar auction.

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"Once upon a time there was a women?"

No wonder he cheated on her, his mistress was probably an English teacher.

Lol what the heck?

Current bidding at. 20k......

Haha awesome, wasn't sure you'd put this one up :-D

Holy shit its up to $24,100.00!

So....she's selling his Harley too??? ROFLMFAO

$1,000,766 =o

god, this underwear is hideous and dirty as hell. i cant believe im actually wearing them!! =o

Over one million dollars with 3 days left?! Think it's a legit bidder? Because that's brilliant.

yea this is funny and sad and all, but seriously, why is anyone willing on paying so much for this??

$1,256,250.00 now, if she sells the hog aswell I'd love to see what that makes if a damn photo and condom wrapper can make that much!

$5,000,100

Deffo not serious bids, that is ridiculous.

Yeah. No way ever that is a serious bid. :/

Hilarious, though.

Thats nucking futs

current bid 10 MILLION AU dollars!!!!

$25,000,100.00

Sorry make that $99,999,999.00

Current bid:
$115,273,774.06 AU dollars.

The only time a man will cheat on a woman if she is a total cunt. What a selfish 'mistress' making him wear a condom. What a cunt.

AMAZING!!!

88 bids. wtf, stupid people.

'What about these knickers then, what are they doing in our bed and whose are they', she asked thinking to herself, this will be good. She wasn't disappointed, as blatant as lies go, it was a classic. 'Sorry love, I've been meaning to tell you for years but I am a closet transvestite and they are mine'.

EPIC WIN

Man, this broad is CLASSY. I'm surprised she didn't go Lorena Bobbit on his ass, and inclue his "small friend" in the package

Right now it's at AU $28,820.76 with 91 bids. Very very odd.

Why is she blaming this on her man? It was obviously her fault, and since she wasn't satisfying him he moved onto the next broad. I applaud this man. She should have quit while she was ahead, made this gentleman a sandwich and joined in on the festivities.

I do wonder what kind of person would actually bid on this?

It's not fair to blame either person without knowing the whole story. He could just be a cheating jerk, or maybe he had good reason, you don't know. Either way, I guess she won't be hurting for his income. . .

What was her ass supposed to look like in those underpants? A light purple with a smattering of veiny vines and diabetic-looking bruise flowers?

Over US$30,000 now...yeah right, clearly somebody is going to be a non-payer at the end of this.

Oh yes, just look at the "percentage activity" on the high bidders....most are 50% to 100% activity witht he current seller. So, clearly a scam. This has been reported to eBay.

Dude! Have you looked at the current bid?? It's outrageous!!!! WTF?

Wtf? That is the absolute BEST eBay item explanation I have EVER read! More power to her, and I hope she makes a killing on the sale of the Harley. Thanks Geekologie Writer... I needed a good laugh!

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