Aug 4 2008Adidaz Hellbeezy Sheeziez Comin' Zoon

Sorry, but I had a bet with a coworker I couldn't use five Z's in a post title. I think it went pretty well, don't you? Barely noticeable. So, Adidas is dropping two new pairs of Hellboy inspired footwear. Those are the two different styles there. They're both limited editions and will be priced around $150. Take a close look at that bottom pair. What do they look like? If you guessed that pair of tight, black vinyl pants I used to wear during my raving days, you guessed correct. You know, the ones that melted to me when I got too close to the bonfire. You ever peeled melted plastic off your junk? It's worse than a burning marshmallow.
Hit the jump for one more picture of the sneakers on top of a shoebox!

Adidas x Hellboy [albotas]
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Reader Comments
1. actionjezus - August 4, 2008 2:20 PM
FIRST!!! i wish they were fake....
2. pork musket - August 4, 2008 2:34 PM
That's the stupidest shit I've ever seen.
3. pickupjojo - August 4, 2008 2:54 PM
Huhu, very nice! :)
4. The Fonz - August 4, 2008 3:27 PM
horrid shoes dedicated to a horrid movie.
5. Popadopolis - August 4, 2008 3:46 PM
I don't get it. That movie sucked. Also, I don't understand the need for shoes. I don't wear any and look at me! I'm the king of my alley. All bow before the great Popadopolis and his recently-deceased stray cat. Dying of natural causes has never been so bloody... that's what Muffins gets for eating my only pair of shoes...
6. Nakamura_michiyo - August 4, 2008 4:05 PM
It's a shame the bottom pait is all shiny, I hate that, but the first ones actually look kind of okay. Not awesome, though.
7. SmokingGirl - August 4, 2008 4:46 PM
Porpoise!
Typing that seemed appropriate.
8. StupidGirl - August 4, 2008 5:22 PM
Horpoise!
Typing that seemed appropriate
9. SluggishGirl - August 4, 2008 7:12 PM
Torpoise!
Typing that seemed appropriate.
10. Shoe MAster - August 4, 2008 9:01 PM
i love em' but i dont like high tops....
11. Ginormagantuan - August 5, 2008 6:18 AM
hmmmm....... $150 you say?????? ................................ lol f*** that shit, hell boy? wtf? they should make some xenu ones.....
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Rundazzling! burns my feet cuz its hot as hell!
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