Jul 10 2008Super Chuck Norris Bros. Is Action Packed

This is a video of Super Chuck Norris Bros. Allegedly it's a real game somebody has been working on. Basically you roundhouse kick the shit out of a bunch of goombas, grab a chainsaw or shotgun, destroy the tree and hills in the background, and all around kick ass. What surprised me was that Chuck Norris was caught playing in a video game. Chuck Norris doesn't play video games, he bangs my girlfriend while I do. Then he beats my high score while she's making him a sandwich.

Hit the jump for another video of the game with some kid talking over it complaining about how it's stupid Chuck can't die or lose in the game. Ha, like Chuck Norris could ever die. You moron.

Super Chuck Norris Bros [pixel-shack]

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I have nothing substantial to add to this post. So....

F1RST!

I see this comment section becoming a string of Chuck jokes...

btw, Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

http://ctfdoh.googlepages.com/downloadarea

download the game there

is there some way to stop anoying chuck norris stuff?

0 * 1 = 0
0! = 0 * 1=1
^^^ chuck norris mutha f***a

how does zero factorial result in 0*1?
And how does 0*1=1?

I have a feeling I'm going to regret asking...

"JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."

@3, I almost pissed my pants.

Actually, I was here an hour ago and couldn't come up with a new and original Chuckism so I gave up. I must be slipping.

Made with Game Maker, from the looks of those popup boxes. :)

http://www.adonald.btinternet.co.uk/Factor/Zero.html

I am a math teacher here is an article i wrote on the subject. This is easier to say instead of looking like a complete dork! *smiles while aimlessly looks around the room* tee hee ^_^

Yawn. Joke-fodder for boring studenty types and people who have more Facebook apps than sense.

That reeks.......................................of awesomeness!!

That's sooooooooo a funny game... lol. I love the flag at the end.

Chuck Norris got his start by getting his balls punched by Bruce Lee.

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