Jul 28 2008Star Wars Edited With Rush Hour Audio
I couldn't tell if you'd like this or not. Sometimes you're so picky. You love things that I think you'll hate, and hate things that I think are right up your alley. I guess what I'm getting at is this: our relationship is still in its infancy. We have lots of learning to do about one another. But that's what makes relationships so great, right? Well, that, and having a partner for the horizontal shuffle. Because, let's face it, it's just not the same with you and the bed.
If you don't like this one there are three more after the jump: one of Vader with Cheech & Chong audio, one of Han Solo and Greedo with Bladerunner audio, and the last one of Anakin and Padmé that is VERY VERY VERY NSFW because it has some audio from Clerks. "In a row?" Yeah, that part. That's the very last video, so DON'T CLICK IT AT WORK.
Rush Hour: Starring Lando Calrissian and Nien Numb [albotas]

Reader Comments
1. Julian - July 28, 2008 11:52 AM
My favorite was the Cheech and Chong one. the ending is funny as hell.
2. Geekologie Writer's Son - July 28, 2008 11:54 AM
Geekologie Writer, I can only assume you are a guy. And as I am a guy myself, doing the horizontal mambo would just be awkward and homoerotic. But as long as we don't make eye contact during, it's not gay, right? I mean, that's what my frat brothers told me at the last few parties I went to. As long as our eyes don't meet, there's nothing wrong with me going down on you. And trust me, after that Stephen Hawking post.... I'm considering it.
3. Popadopolis - July 28, 2008 11:56 AM
That was me above, btw. I'm sure the Geekologie Writer's son would not offer to please him sexually. And if he ever did, that would just be terrible.
4. hojo - July 28, 2008 11:57 AM
Hah!!! freaking awesome.
5. James - July 28, 2008 12:00 PM
Genius!
6. Chris - July 28, 2008 12:48 PM
lol @ "in a row?"
7. suzy blue balls - July 28, 2008 12:48 PM
is it just me or did it get awkward in here?
btw, that video was terrible. i loved it.
8. guate6 - July 28, 2008 1:40 PM
These are great!
9. enigma - July 28, 2008 4:07 PM
Yeah, the "in a row?" kind of clenches it, otherwise the Cheech & Chong one is definitely the best.
10. Diksukr - July 28, 2008 7:37 PM
cheech & chong were good...but the last one was classic. When he starts pacing in the end in fury totally matched. brilliant!
11. shakeitout - July 29, 2008 12:44 AM
AHHH those were great hahahaha.
the last one was perrrrfect.
12. Morono - July 29, 2008 6:12 AM
thats really nice, i cant even imagine where we can take this.....
13. the bull - July 29, 2008 11:17 AM
@12.."where we can take this" lol. this is not yours to be taken anywhere. this can not be taken anywhere, it has already gone.
14. lameo - July 29, 2008 11:29 AM
I'm a girl, so I'll do him for all of you without sacrificing your masculinity.
15. Mr Smith - July 29, 2008 9:18 PM
First one is amazing.